/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

Only 52 days until Halloween, what's your scariest chink shit product/experience?

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>Discord channel
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>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• user wants to know if the MiBand 2 looks good on him • user tests the MAIKO flash drive he bought earlier • user found more chink tamagotchis • user gets very unhelpful response from Gearbest support, might want to make it more clear to them that it is indeed broken • user got some straps for his watch • user posts update on his KZ Bluetooth IEMS, says they're similar to the KZ ATE • user is very happy with his chinese straight razor • Kingdian S280 240gb speed test • user reviews the SOKI watch • Some more coupons were found for a JJRC H31 quadcopter, SEP10OFF discounts it to $31 and Ejjhw discounts the white H31 to $27 • user got the x98 plus II and needs some tips to make the most out of it • user got a bunch of things, posts rundown on what is what Previous thread

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ebay.com/itm/Authentic-Disney-Store-Wicket-Ewok-Star-Wars-3-5-Tsum-Tsum-MINI-Plush-New-/252524939392
aliexpress.com/item/zombie-farm/32626874722.html
aliexpress.com/item/botnet-party/32657146101.html
banggood.com/AIEK-E1-1-Inch-Ultra-thin-Micro-SIM-Card-Bluetooth-GSM-Mini-Card-Mobile-Phone-p-1072076.html
us.banggood.com/Wholesale-Warehouse-JJRC-H20C-with-2MP-Camera-2_4G-4CH-6Axis-Headless-Mode-Nano-Hexacopter-RTF-wp-Usa-1019463.html
us.banggood.com/Wholesale-Warehouse-Adjustable-40KG-Heavy-Grip-Hand-Gripper-Strength-Training-Grips-wp-Usa-957043.html
s.aliexpress.com/eQnmmi2U
m.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_357318.html
aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Arabs-Painted-Figures-Model-1-200-Scale-Model-Train-People-Z-For-Building-Layout-100pcs/32358395043.html
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Bumping my question here

for what purpose? using the data connection or analog (voice/sms) services? either way yes you can, but what is it you're trying to do?

first for discord is down

I highly doubt it. What're you rying to do?

I am trying to use the 3g internet and also to send sms, it is also possible to make voice calls like on skype?

customs opened my baby mouth car, that was pretty scary

Just call your phone provider and they can probably sort you out with a compatible dongle for free.

Yub nub motherfucker ebay.com/itm/Authentic-Disney-Store-Wicket-Ewok-Star-Wars-3-5-Tsum-Tsum-MINI-Plush-New-/252524939392

Where can i look for a good rep of pic related?

I live in a third world shit-country, i highly doubt that will happen for free.. thats why i am trying to get a chink one

depends on what software and hardware you are using, what you are looking for is called a *drumroll* gprs/lte modem. if it is just internet you are after the consumer product for that is called a dongle.

Yupoo or iOffer

They're going to fuck you on 3G data, you can get one for "free".

Well thank for helping me out, i think that using my phone as a usb tether works just fine. I was more interested on using the chip to automatically send sms

just make sure whatever you buy uses the same radio bands as your telco.. as I said for analog stuff it depends on hardware/software, doubt there's anything that will do it out of the box for the prices you're looking to pay. dongle is likely the way forward.

What the fuck, H101 now "doesn't ship" to my country, although it did an hour ago or so
Am I late?

sms gateway is the keyword you're looking for, there's companies that offer the service via API etc, otherwise you might be able to find some software/hardware to do what you want it to do locally.

Use pushbullet or something to send SMS, ezpz.

I used to use a 3G "router" in my SIM, it come with a software that can connect to the internet and send SMS, but i dunno about calls if this is possible on an router like this.

how does that shit work?

I am reading about it, let see how that can help me
3G router may work, i will search that on eBay and gearbest

uses push notifications, the sms is send from your phone but the input is on the linked PC. Doesn't cost anything so have a go.

Gearbest has shat itself. Try again later.

Chinked gaybeast, feels gud man

Do these cheap WiFi USB work decently?
aliexpress.com/item/zombie-farm/32626874722.html

And what about these which supposedly support AC protocol? Do they work well enough to justify the price?
aliexpress.com/item/botnet-party/32657146101.html

Does AX have flash sales like GB?

Any gearbest coupons that stack on top of the "deals"
FBGBES is shit

Kind of, stores will have actual good sales sometimes but they are hard to catch since they don't really make it obvious what is a sale and what is a "sale".

/r/fashionreps/ says that Aooko's reps are great but someone on Sup Forums said it looks like shit
His whatsapp says hes on holiday now

Hey /csg/. Can anyone help me find a specific model of Huawei mediapad? It's the M2-802L and I'm having trouble finding it specifically.

Either that or recommendations for a tablet that will work as a phone on T-mobile.

Do goodboy points expire?

いぇs亜f手r祖x、pmtjs
>
Points cannot be redeemed against certain special sale items.GB Points are valid for up to 6 months. ALL unspent GB Points after this will be reset to 0.
GearBest.com reserves the right to amend these rules and provisions.

Guess Ill but christmas gifts next month

when will zte unlock bootloader

>get coupon for 50 coins specifically to buy advertised item of store
>find out lasers can't be shipped in my country
>50coins down the drain

Kill me

What is the name of that drone of 10$?

Floureon H101.
Also check Banggood because they have a bunch of drones for $10 or less at the moment

What's up with that SEP10OFF code for BG it days it's invalid even though it's on their site

Thanks senpai

I mean gearbest

search "Clubmasters" on ioffer

what is the cheapest drone with camera?

Anybody see anything worthwhile in this Banggood 50% off sale?

Anyone have favorable review of this phone? banggood.com/AIEK-E1-1-Inch-Ultra-thin-Micro-SIM-Card-Bluetooth-GSM-Mini-Card-Mobile-Phone-p-1072076.html

Ordered this Mondat. Sounds legit.
us.banggood.com/Wholesale-Warehouse-JJRC-H20C-with-2MP-Camera-2_4G-4CH-6Axis-Headless-Mode-Nano-Hexacopter-RTF-wp-Usa-1019463.html

Is there any good /CSG/ on eBay? I have a $10 off on a $20 purchase coupon.

From that previous thread that the user was asking about shit he can fiddle with

us.banggood.com/Wholesale-Warehouse-Adjustable-40KG-Heavy-Grip-Hand-Gripper-Strength-Training-Grips-wp-Usa-957043.html

Are these any good? I need to strengthen up a bit but I'm a lazy fuck and too poor to go to a gym. Can I just sit on my ass squeezing one of these?

New collector's edition Ruizu
s.aliexpress.com/eQnmmi2U

am i retarded?

not falling for that meme again

>RuiZu
But I already have a superior Sansa Fuze+

Damn, that thing looks wild

So ioffer has no chink protection?

This is not the cheapest technically but it is cheap and with its features compared to others the best bang for your buck during the flash sale right now m.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_357318.html

Anyone ever buy a wooden watch off ali?

statistically speaking
who cares?

Maybe grills.

But does it have camouflage on it?

I don't know where you're at but there's no way that works in the US

aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Arabs-Painted-Figures-Model-1-200-Scale-Model-Train-People-Z-For-Building-Layout-100pcs/32358395043.html

Ordered a tablet 60 days ago, didnt receive it.

Today I asked GB for a refund.

Fingers crossed

I can't see it. Where is it?

Does it matter if I give Gearbest a fake phone number for shipping?

Yes don't do that they have called me before in the past.

The phone number is so the postman can call you if there's a problem with your address.

Looking for the cheapest Android smartphone possible with dual sim, any suggestions?

any coupons for kingdian?

so there's aliexpress, gearbest, banggood and ebay
what else is out there?

Everbuying :(

goodluckbuy, dealextreme

these should be added to the OP

Does BelgiumPost steal packages?

I ordered some chinkshit a month ago and never received it

Wait sixty days friendo

fucking french

Stealing packages only happens in shithole countries

Are these any good compared to the clip + meme?

Only use ali, since you can actually get your money back if something goes wrong

About to order pic related. Should I put the trigger or not?

Right, because only poor countries have thieves

I've been using a xiaomi redmi note 3 for like 3 months now, I can answer any questions you have.

Kindly please 30 days more dear costumer, you're item are still in the sorry. Please do not dispute, only five stars.

Best wishes
Ching chang Chong

how's the video recording specs?

I don't see why not desu

Does anyone know what these are called?
Really wanted one back in '08
Do the chinks still sell these?

Dawww

my fave question on these sites


Q. does this item come with a USA plug?
A. yes we send you right one thank you please

i'd recommend aooko but apparently he's on holiday

who said that? aooko is great, got this pair, perfect 1:1

me too!

are those cock rings?

>Yes we send you right one
>EU plug with US adapter

They're 10mm in diameter. They might fit you.

>thank you for your attention
everytime

Did anyone actually get their money back after 60 days from gearbest?

I need to get a refund but i have no proof i didnt receive it. How can i do this

hello friend,

please no leave 1 star, just wait for to arive, i offer you $2 off ccoupon for next purchase of 50$ or mor. thanks you and please leave 5 star

best regards,
zhang liu

I did, after 45 days.

The camera is definitely my least favourite part of the phone. It's fine for basic stuff, but I wouldn't call it a selling point. The front facing camera is much better than most, Weibo selfies maybe?

What did you tell them in the ticket?

That my shit never arrived and i had no way of tracking the package because the shipping had no tracking number.

Oh i also told them about the message i wrote in the order "Please don't ship them from Europe because it never arrives, ship it from China instead", they did it anyway.

god damn it
>tfw chinks have 100x better english handwritting than I ever will have

I ordered exactly 61 days ago, opened a ticket, and their reply is

"Please contact your local post office in charge of your area,stating your name and address.
In some cases, Post office may require customers to collect parcels over there. Kindly let us know the results.
Once we receive all details above, we will offer you the right resolution for your case on this date."