Things applel fags can't do thread

>plug standard earphones into their phone

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Things lagdroid fags can't do:

>install updates

>not lag

>not overheat and/or explode

>not get vendor/carrier bloatware

>not get hacked or infected with malware

>not send personal info to app developers who "accidentally" set the wrong app permissions

Things smartphonefucks can't do:

>pretty much anything that requires a decent fucking system
>not be tracked by the government
>have any tiny bit of common sense and intelligence

Let this fucking horrible fad die. All you do by bitching at each other is validating these shitty subversive devices that are ruining technology.

>>install updates
Nexus Phones and Custom Roms
>>not lag
Haven't had a problem with this
>>not overheat and/or explode
Haven't had a problem with this
>>not get vendor/carrier bloatware
Buy carrier unlocked phones
>>not get hacked or infected with malware
Use a custom rom or Nexus phone so you get updates
>>not send personal info to app developers who "accidentally" set the wrong app permissions
Not exclusive to android. Pokemon Go on iOS requested extra permissions from users who signed in on google account.

Is the plus model HD? I know at least on some you don't get full HD.

on the new one that is

except they can? 0/10 shitpost

Pretty much nexus 6p

>install updates
Install Cyanogenmod

>not lag
Install Cyanogenmod

>not overheat and/or explode
Things iPhone can't do

>not get vendor/carrier bloatware
Install Cyanogenmod

>not get hacked or infected with malware
Install Common Sense 2016, Mobile Edition

>not send personal info to app developers who "accidentally" set the wrong app permissions
Modify the app permissions yourself.

In all seriousness, let's not compare the iPhone to the myriad of Android ROMs out there, because ultimately, the argument will always end up talking about the lowest common denominator. Cyanogenmod is the best Android ROM out there, and it is available for most phones. It gets regular updates, often trailing close to vanilla Android, performs faster on average, has less bloat, and is relatively stable if you are not using the nightly build (and even if you are using the nightly build, it's usually rather stable). It is also rooted by default. Cyanogenmod comes with a free/libre superuser application.

Now, what does the iPhone have on any of the best Android phones when they are running the latest stable release of Cyanogenmod?

Things that non-Apple fags can't do:

Use a patented ApplePlug™ to block up the unsightly headphone jack in their older model phones.

appleplugs.com/

It's fake you dolt

Your newness is showing.

>install updates
Nexus devices.
>not lag
It's not 2010 anymore.
>not overheat and/or explode
See pic related.
>not get vendor/carrier bloatware
Nexus devices.
>not get hacked or infected with malware
That's what happens if you're restricted to official App store/Play store only. We have a choice of installing apps from sources other than official store. You don't. With great power comes great responsibility, and those stupid enough to install "free cracked app.apk" are as stupid as those who install the Mac cryptolocker (KeRanger or some shit).
>not send personal info to app developers who "accidentally" set the wrong app permissions
Android apps have to request permissions at runtime starting Android 6.0 Marshmallow. You can grant or deny any app any permission whenever the app requests it. This is not the case with iOS apps.

Seriously, what the fuck has happened to Sup Forums? Get these fucking normalfaggots off my goddamn board

How about
>Shit in a toilet

>install update
Dude, I installed Android 5.1 on a entry level phone from 2012.
>not lag
Don't buy or install shit
>not overheat and/or explode
?
>not get vendor/carrier bloatware
Again, don't buy shit.
>not get hacked or infected with malware
People aren't that dumb
>not send personal info to app developer who "accidentally" set the wrong app permission
We live in the spying area, and Apple isn't going to save you from that.

Same here fampai
>t. Best phone on the market

Preach

tim cook who is a common garden variety homosexual not only unironically purchased beats by dre he purchased the whole company for 4b.

what a fagola

>Can't torrent on phone
>Can't send files over Bluetooth
>Can't install software from elsewhere but alone store
>Can't into usb otg
>Can't play webm
>Can't download files from the internet
>No file manager
>Can't download files over 100mb

Apple store*
sage

>you dolt
reddit is to your left

use rational thinking

why else would you spend $100 on a fucking stylus

You can install unofficial ROMs, or you know, just ignore updates since they don't make much difference.

Only phones made over 3 years ago lag.

Overheating never happens unless you're running an unoptimised app which uses all your CPU power.

You can remove bloat. And iPhones come with much more bloat actually.

>hacked, malware
Unless you're 3 years old pressing random buttons noting bad can happen to your phone.

Permission manager.

Kids nowadays...

>implying anyone actually cares about any of that
I mean I guess you would if you were a neckbeard with nothing better to do with a phone than make it do obscure things
>pic related is you

They can't not become hipsterfags because they can't afford a car or clothes that aren't from a thrift store because they spent all their money on applecrap.

>Nexus 6p
>not lag
>not overheat
>not have google bloatware

pick 1

Bought cheap lenovo tablet for 80 dollars.
Utorrent + aldiko = Free books.
Also, battery on that since I haven't installed a lot of crap can go 5-6 days with a bit of use. Had it drop 5% in 30 days on idle...

android.
set your alarm volume to your liking
apple
cant do even with third party app

>not get vendor/carrier bloatware
only in shit tier countries like burgerland
>not send personal info to app developers who "accidentally" set the wrong app permissions
Same in ios

Use a decent File Manager, core utils or filesystem.

use a standard micro usb charger