You at a party with your new Iphone 7 and a cutie asks you

You at a party with your new Iphone 7 and a cutie asks you

"user play some of your music?"


What do ?

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Use the included adaptor.

> Use the included adaptor.
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Enable bluetooth like anyone else from the 21st century would do.

This.

>implying normans even keep music files on their phones anymore

A more likely scenario
>user I want to play some of my music consisting solely of taylor swift, do you have an iphone 7 adapter that I can borrow and never return? I know you have one, and if you don't "loan" it to me right now I will make sure no girl at this party will talk to you for the rest of the night.

Enjoy your Masonna

You brought an adapter to a party?

I'd keep the adapter with me at all times

>I will make sure no girl at this party will talk to you for the rest of the night
This is a good thing, why would i want to hang out with disgusting 3d whores.

Plug in my iPhone 7. Since I'm obviously on a normie-party, they all have iPhone 7s and either an adapter, or equipment with a lightning port.

You're supposed to just swipe it back at the end of the night.

Also, Taylor Swift's music is unironically and objectively good as far as pop music goes. She's actually a musician who is capable of singing and playing instruments well.

I mean, we could go back to the 90s bullshit if you really want: youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4

s-s-sorry, I'm charging my phone so the sole port on my phone is in use.

Alright, let's just connect via Bluetooth or sifi, something that's been included in every fucking normie speaking for a decade

Alternatively just use Spotify de arbas

>"Hey cutey let me just get out my iAdaptor I bring everywhere in case I get asked to play music"

what are these cunts even doing

Iphone 7 is nearly a good laugh.

But they're really a cry.

>implying they can handle my superior taste in music

What if I am charging it?

>You're supposed to just swipe it back at the end of the night.

>"No user, this isn't your adapter, this one is mine"
>"Where is yours? I don't know, maybe it's still plugged into the stereo"

>at the end of the night
>stereo still playing
You're not doing the end of the night right.

>at a party
>iPhone
As if faggot

>sorry i dont use obsolete technology

>"wait bae lemme whip out all the fucking adapters i habe de for dis iphone stored in my gucci manpurse"

Or then just proceed to blast your nickelbacks through the phone speakers in ear screeching levels

post some anti normie tunes

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Do I have to spell it out for you? People are going to steal your adapter. Not just black people either. Girls aren't going to bring their adapters, partly because they take up space, partly because they've already lost theirs, and partly because why would they when some guy with car/g/o pants (aka you) is going to loan them theirs. And why would they return it? When they unplug their phone they're going to just take the adapter because they lost theirs or think it's theirs. If you don't think this is going to happen, how often has someone returned a pen after you let them borrow it? Now add alcohol, loud music and make the people borrowing it people you barely know. The second you loan someone the adapter at a party, that adapter is gone.

You seem a bit anxious and frustrated about something that's not that big a deal.

Do you want to talk about it, user? It's not good to bottle up your anger.

Are they going to introduce another port on next year's version?

Yes, but you will have to plug the jack into the back of the phone, perpendicular to it.

>Taylor Swift's music is unironically and objectively good as far as pop music goes

meme opinion
nothing on Carly Rae Jepsen

...

>nothing on Carly Rae Jepsen
Maybe...

Kek

>You at a party
>with your new Iphone 7
>a cutie
>"user play some of your music?"

No.

>implying this dumb broad doesn't have an Apple TV so you can stream shit

My friends aren't poor and have a surround sound set up with a Bluetooth adapter

Are you okay user? I see you have some severe trust issues regarding the opposite sex, its ok

...

haha how did you find a picture of me?

Not sure what's more pathetic,the guy in the picture, or the autist who made it

>Pull out iPhone 7
>Cutie is impressed at how rich and stylish I am
>Pulls me into bedroom
>Fucks me senseless

iPhone - just works.

lol

it's no different to carrying a pair of earphones around with you desu

Almost worth a quick grin.

>this kills the iphone user

>Having to carry around two things instead of just one thing

it's like iFags enjoy getting butt-fucked.

If they didn't aux cord memes wouldn't be a thing

Don't know what shithole country you call home (possibly India?) but atleast where I come from, even the junkies and jobless people can easily afford iPhone 7 or any other iShit product you can name.

Owning an iPhone is not a status symbol in most of the world and does not make you look rich or cool. It usually makes you look stupid and tech illiterate or alternatively a hipster or a faggot.

Who?

That fucking ONE HIT WONDER?

ye

geeze dude i aint reading that shit
you sound really frustrated and incapable of communicating with people especially girls.
just chill out bro, rub one out and start thinking with the right head

Apple so progressive even their products have to change their gender to do work

>It usually makes you look stupid and tech illiterate or alternatively a hipster or a faggot.
most of which are not recognized by normies as a negative

i think a girl forgot to give him back his adapter

Well if you are 12

or if you are not an autist who cares about what meme phone someone is using

>Says the dude in this thread...

did i ever pretend i am a normie?

The guy in the picture

T. Guy who made it

>fuck, I lost the adapter
>fuck, must be in a drawer at home
>guess I'll just listen with my AirPods and chill with the dog

Ask the cutie to use her adapter. Cute girls almost exclusively use Apple devices.

What is spotify?
What is pandora?
What is apple music?
What is soundcloud?
What is youtube?
etc.

no problem

>What is spotify?
>What is pandora?
>What is apple music?
>What is soundcloud?
>What is youtube?
>etc.

90% of the time those are played through aux you do realise that

just use your apple dock™ with lightning charging™ and P2™ audio jack

I whip out my dongle.

did you even read the comment thread, you stupid mongrel?

It keeps getting better and better.

>Sitting in a corner while at a party charging your phone

What the fuck are you doing?

>music consisting solely of taylor swift

You guys really have no idea of what partys are like do you?