> Be me > CS degree > Going to Apple Store for a job interview > "Goodmorning user, What's your degree?" > "I'm graduated on CS with honors" > "What's your skills?" > "I'm a codesmith, I'm very good at talking to customers, I worked back in 2015 in a computer store" > "Very good, do you know how to troubleshoot computers with BASH? Do you know how to build and disassemble computers?" > "Yes, of course." > "Good, you know how to use OSX?" > "Yes, I'm also balls deep on Gnu/Linux desktop and server distros" > "What?" > "I'm currently using Gnu/Linux" > "Mh, whatever.. Which kind of Apple devices you own?" > "Apple iPhone 3gs back in 2009 and an iPod nano back in 2007" > "Mh.. As soon as we get some more information, we'll let you know." > this happens 2 weeks ago
What the actual fuck Apple? Should I be an applefag to work on your company? Are you fucking kidding me? I'm fucking great on computer, I sweated BLOOD to get my CS degree as soon as possible and the best I could, You don't want me on your fucking company because I'm not sucking Steve Jobs' dick?
>not lying Dumbass. 90% of job interviewing is lying. It's not that you're not an Apple fag, it's that familiarity with the product. You basically said >my experience is at least 8+ years old. Next time, lie stupid. >Yessuh mistah apple man I DOO declare I have had aalll the apple phones back to when they was jess a pod.
Robert Morris
>codesmith
Charles Anderson
Sorry, I'm not a cocksucker like you, ipajeet.
Joshua Cox
>worked in a computer store How would that be relevant. That is like mentioning you once cleaned your room. Talk about things that could be relevant to the job.
Caleb Collins
did you think they were just making smalltalk when they asked that? obviously there was a right answer.
Dylan Ortiz
Why would you want to work there anyway? Also > do you know how to build and disassemble computers
This is a useless skill for apple, everything's either superglue or soldered if it goes wrong it goes in the bin and the customer buys a new one
Gavin Allen
They ask me to my previous jobs, I've also worked on server room back in 2011 and it is relevant.
Hudson Morales
Why in fuck's name would you want to work for Apple?
Zachary Hernandez
>>>>>>>>codesmith
To be honest I'm surprised they didn't hire you.
Colton Diaz
Who in gods name would be stupid enough to work in an apple store, serving iSheep which are the dumbest people on planet earth? Good god.
Landon Cook
Shouldn't you be finding a job at actual Apple HQ being a developer with your degree not their fucking retail chain.
Angel Bell
I didn't understand your question. The job questioner ask me my software skills. Probably there was a right answer, but I don't think anything, I've also said that I know how to use OSX (basically all the DE are the same, except Openbox and i3)
Landon Lewis
But you are jobless
Zachary Jones
It's a job chance by the way, I'm actually unemployed.
Money. I need money.
It's the best thing that I found in my shitty country.
Jordan Green
Someone who gets a kick out of selling shitty products to stupid people.
If you like to suck cocks you should become a bitch.
Nicholas Lee
Personality is more than anything in an Apple job interview, they don't give a shit about qualifications, and previous experience is only a small part of it.
If you acted like a douche in your initial seminar, and it sounds like you did, they won't call you back in for another.
Liam Price
you talk like a mentally disabled person
Oliver Jones
>TFW you had better chances on being accepted to Harvard than being accepted to work on iStore.
Bentley Reyes
>codesmith
Oh my fucking god, my computer just turned into a fedora, I'm actually typing this post on a fedora now. You are a massive faggot.
Cooper Cooper
I wouldn't hire a Android user to work in my Apple store too. Think like that, user.
John Russell
Why the fuck do you even apply for a retail position with a degree?
Hunter Gutierrez
>goes to Apple interview without pretending to be a massive Applefag >studies CS and aims for Apple store job
Are you retarded?
Liam Martin
They're as asking if you can troubleshoot stupid bullshit like "my phone won't turn on" or "I can't open my email" which you obviously failed to communicate
> "Apple iPhone 3gs back in 2009 This also implies you won't be able to help people with phone problems since you won't have any experience
Apple Store positions are about being a braindead charisma whore, you sound like you should be applying for Apple HQ, or at least their IT dept.
Caleb Barnes
The fuck is a codesmith
Jeremiah Smith
>NEET justifies being jobless
Mason Cook
^basically this
Dominic Rodriguez
> Should I be an applefag to work on your company? You MUST be an Applefag to work there, that's out of question. They want people with passion about their products who will brainwash the customers. Otherwise there's a ton of reasons to drive them from Apple products, and the company doesn't want that.
Jonathan Gutierrez
Why would they care if you can code????? It's a retail job all about helping customers buy or fix something.
Camden Jenkins
...
Gabriel Miller
legend says, if you type "codesmith" 3 times in a row, your computer shuts off and calls you an enormous faggot before wiping itself
James Phillips
Holy fuck, how autistic and naive are you user? Just lie to them and get the job and get paid. Everybody fuck does it. If you think the working world isn't full of office politics, back stabbing and assholes lying to one another, you're in for a fucking surprise.
Logan Rodriguez
The two most important things in a Apple interview are personality and a familiarity with the company's recent (ie. latest or second-latest) releases in each product category.
Liam Robinson
Legend says you're already a faggot.
Michael Martinez
that may be true, but at least i don't call myself a codesmith
Zachary Rivera
>get a degree >do menial labour At least work at a Fry's or something
Aiden Scott
>I'm a codesmith
Owen Anderson
>saying balls deep at an interview This is why I think you're lying and full of shit.
> "I'm currently using Gnu/Linux" > "Mh, whatever This is how I know you're lying and full of shit.
No one else mentioned this which also proves Sup Forums is just as retarded as OP.
Juan Thomas
Lol worthless degree cant even get a job in a crapple store.
Also, first you said the interviewer asked you this: >"Very good, do you know how to troubleshoot computers with BASH?
Then you said the interviewer dismissed any experience with GNU/Linux as if you're a pleb with disdain for Linux, which you are.
> "Yes, I'm also balls deep on Gnu/Linux desktop and server distros" > "What?" > "I'm currently using Gnu/Linux" > "Mh, whatever
It's contradictory because bash is a Linux thing then the interviewer would insult Linux after asking about it? This means you're lying and full of shit. You made this up and it's not even believable. You are a faggot.
Juan Reed
Bru I was offered a tech support position with them like 2 months ago. I just sucked them off and said their phones changed my life.
Elijah Morgan
You need to be a genius to work at the apple store after all.
Alexander Edwards
As somebody who works at an apple retail store, that doesn't sound how my interview went at all. I have never owned a single apple device except for an ipod classic like 5 years ago and it never got brought up what types of apple products I owned. They were looking and testing for sociability as well as customer focus.
Ayden Watson
>CS degree >Going to Apple Store for a job interview stopped reading there
Why would you get a job performing such menial tasks? Can you not work as a scripter (or codesmith) for some company? Even a start-up would be more rewarding from the experience you gain.
Alexander Barnes
It made me curious then I realized that OP didn't actually say 'balls deep' and the Applefag didn't really say 'whatever' to a potential employee. OP's story reminds me of pic related.
Julian Bailey
You didn't get the job because you failed to tip your fedora as you moon walked away from the interview
Lucas Gutierrez
It's simialr to a cocksmith but with 100% more cocks.
Juan Rivera
>get CS degree >apply for retail job at an apple store where a bunch of high school students work
doing it wrong
you should be up for real jobs
Cameron Campbell
>t. jobless, poor user
Colton Hill
wtf. What kind of job do you have?
Luke Gonzalez
> "Yes, I'm also balls deep on Gnu/Linux desktop and server distros" > "What?"
>waaahhh why didn't I get the job?!?!?!
Eli Bell
>not putting your best foot forward in a job interview
Christopher Wilson
>balls deep that's a redflag, it means you're not a faggot
Nolan Harris
>>JK Scheinberg, the engineer at Apple who led the effort that moved the Mac to Intel processors. A little restless after retiring in 2008, at 54, he figured he’d be a great fit for a position at an Apple store Genius Bar, despite being twice as old as anyone else at the group interview. “On the way out, all three of the interviewers singled me out and said, ‘We’ll be in touch,’ ”
Sounds familiar, not ageism, but not the right skillz for the job?
Xavier Clark
>he got a degree to be an Apple Genius
Nathan Johnson
/thread
Jackson Young
But you are Jobsless
Matthew Watson
>> "Yes, I'm also balls deep on Gnu/Linux desktop and server distros" >>"What?"
My reaction as well, OP. Highly problematic language.
Justin Thompson
Aren't you overqualified for this shit? Get a Dev or admin job man. Probably a troll but w ever.
David Baker
Things that never happened. Post a timestamped picture of your CS degree.
Caleb Baker
Is this bait
Joseph Morgan
So is Apple
Alexander Morris
>So is Apple
OH SHI
Michael Perez
Why are you applying for jobs meant for high school kids?
>As a terminal emulator, the application provides text-based access to the operating system, in contrast to the mostly graphical nature of the user experience of OS X, by providing a command line interface to the operating system when used in conjunction with a Unix shell, such as bash.
Ryan Hernandez
This
Isaiah Morgan
Are you literally retarded?
Kevin Ward
>I'm a codesmith
Hudson Carter
bash is the default shell on OS X, because, you know, OS X is a Unix.
David Moore
>have CS degree "with honors" >wanting to work in apple store Why?
Camden Rivera
But pajeet got the job user. Yuo didn't
You must be new to working. And interviews. You need to sell yourself according to the job. It is not a universal pitch you give. You change it for each. Get smart. Because in all honesty, you weren't smart enough to get a job at an Apple store.
No toran ra after parties with hot babes for you.
Andrew Reed
>Why? Because CS degrees do not translate into money. They are also no indicator of intelligence.
Asher Foster
>Because CS degrees do not translate into money. They are also no indicator of intelligence.