/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
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aliexpress.com/item/memepad/32654990643.html
aliexpress.com/item/100-Original-Vietnam-Gold-Tower-Balm-Ointment-Pain-Relieving-Patch-Massage-Relaxation-Arthritis-Essential-White-Tiger/32527427609.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_9958_10057_10065_10056_10068_10037_10055_10054_10069_301_10059_10058_10032_10073_10017_10071_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_7&btsid=c4213a82-7600-4ec9-b726-d4b5cbad3c66
youtube.com/watch?v=XNBP18nrRdw
banggood.com/JJRC-H31-Waterproof-Headless-Mode-One-Key-Return-2_4G-4CH-6Axis-RC-Quadcopter-RTF-p-1061578.html
amazon.com/dp/B01D547C4Y/
massdrop.com/buy/pangea-designs-pico-bottle-opener-3-pack/talk/508939
s.aliexpress.com/IrM32aMz
dd4.com/goods/VR-BOX-2.0-Cardboard-VR-Virtual-Reality-3D-Glasses-with-Bluetooth-Remote-Control-for-3.5-to-6.0-Inch-Smartphone_88801.html
banggood.com/Portable-LED-USB-Light-For-Computer-Notebook-PC-Laptop-Power-Bank-p-970496.html
banggood.com/SQ8-MINI-Camera-TF-Card-Voice-Recorder-Night-Vision-DV-Car-DVR-p-1022153.html
banggood.com/AIEK-E1-1-Inch-Ultra-thin-Micro-SIM-Card-Bluetooth-GSM-Mini-Card-Mobile-Phone-p-1072076.html?utmid=928
banggood.com/MOTOSPEED-Inflictor-CK104-NKRO-RGB-Backlit-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-Outemu-Blue-Switch-p-1047759.html
banggood.com/Original-XIAOMI-5_1V-2_1A-10000mAh-Power-Bank-For-Smartphone-p-977406.html
banggood.com/KZ-HDSE-Bluetooth-CSR4_1-Dual-Stereo-Sports-Headset-APTX-Music-Headphone-For-iPhone-Sumsang-p-1082331.html
gearbest.com/led-strips/pp_217542.html
gearbest.com/led-strips/pp_235930.html
gearbest.com/led-strips/pp_235928.html
gearbest.com/led-strips/pp_217534.html
gearbest.com/led-light-bulbs/pp_230951.html
gearbest.com/indoor-lights/pp_211006.html
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chinahandys.net/blackview-bv6000-testbericht/
gearbest.com/about/get-it-free.html
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First for better OP edition.

Second for tipping your mailman

nice job senpai

Best animu mousepads on Aliexpress, please.

>mfw news

Any chink cameras?

Finally got my memepad s3 serios, they look good

aliexpress.com/item/memepad/32654990643.html
make your own senpai

What are you waiting for from china?

Pic related is what I'm waiting for.

chink tiger balm? yay or nay?

aliexpress.com/item/100-Original-Vietnam-Gold-Tower-Balm-Ointment-Pain-Relieving-Patch-Massage-Relaxation-Arthritis-Essential-White-Tiger/32527427609.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_9958_10057_10065_10056_10068_10037_10055_10054_10069_301_10059_10058_10032_10073_10017_10071_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_7&btsid=c4213a82-7600-4ec9-b726-d4b5cbad3c66

sudden urge to buy a power bank
xiaomi 10k mah is the way to go, right?

how do you make this long screenshot?

...

buy your sister a choker

cant you find the Vietnamese one, that one was great.

rly makes u think huh

youtube.com/watch?v=XNBP18nrRdw

>Xiaomi mousepad
>Thinkpad HDD caddy
>some knife from gearbest
>mini 2MP camera

Thinking of buying the JJRC H31 with some batteries.
Should I buy it for €28 or will there be a better sale?

I'm on a Galaxy S7, and when you take a screenshot its a single button press to capture everything scrolling down.

JJRC H31 is $22.99 at banggood
banggood.com/JJRC-H31-Waterproof-Headless-Mode-One-Key-Return-2_4G-4CH-6Axis-RC-Quadcopter-RTF-p-1061578.html

>being this chinked
literally pennies off Ali
amazon.com/dp/B01D547C4Y/
massdrop.com/buy/pangea-designs-pico-bottle-opener-3-pack/talk/508939

I own a S7 and I had no idea.

Pretty cool feature.

it says it's made in vietnam apparently

Oh shit
Thanks user

Is it fun to work in a Xiaomi factory?
Would it be better than regular factories?

is banggood reliable enough or do I go for gearbest? gonna buy a power bank

Yeah, take screenshot, then at the bottom it says capture more. click that till youve taken the entire list.

No, its just another sweatshop

KZ just keeps on releasing new earphones, this time they're hybrid IEM's, the KZ ZST
s.aliexpress.com/IrM32aMz

anyone ever used gearbest to buy something lol?
Do I need a credit card or can I just have money ready when the postman arrives?

Which anime is that?

Yes banggood is fine, the powerbank is on sale too, only $13.99

jjba

Credit card.

>signed by some random stinky chinky
why

JoJo

This is /csg/ not /sqt/ please inform yourself by reading the wiki. Also, if this is bait, fuck off.

it literally says ZST cant you fucking read

capitalism is a scam, who would have thought

you don't even need a CC if you use paypal

FotNS

Nice trips
>gearbest
Dont they mean best gear?
What kind of chinglish is that? Sounds like a scam tb᠎h fa᠎m

they look like senfer ue/ues

Google Cardboard "VR" headset experiences? I see BoboVR having lots of different models. It's ridiculous how those cost like 3-4 times less there than here in Funland. I want to watch Love Live season finale in full immersion so gonna order some chinkshit tomorrow.

dd4.com/goods/VR-BOX-2.0-Cardboard-VR-Virtual-Reality-3D-Glasses-with-Bluetooth-Remote-Control-for-3.5-to-6.0-Inch-Smartphone_88801.html

Ive seen some of these chinky budget VRs in Walmart for $10-$40 more than Ali

Confirming Blackview BV6000s works in the USA on AT&T 3G.
Fucking great phone desu.
Pics and review after I get off work.

>not censoring tracking codes
enjoy your house raid

>fake looking reviews all 3 stars
>real reviews all say scratched glass or some other issue
Well its only 6 bux

What price range should I look for a camera drone?

They do and theyre both "hybrids". They have different cables though. Anyone know what theyre called?

>have one free domain to register
>enter chinkshit just for fun
why did randomizer guy not register chinkshit.today

It's better than banggood, which sounds like a male porno actors surname
>Dick Banggood

>that dpad

You is in for a bad time meestir

if anyone was thinking of buying these, the seller will give you a discount on your order if you tell him your twitter username

I ordered one last week, being sent by PostNL. Who knows what its like.

Sounds more like a Bond girl surname

Has KZ a good track record for not fucking up ?
I still have some Xiaomi hybrids, and I'm not sure it can get much better, but I really like how they look.

how much is that discount?

with a addon like fireshot you can make screenshots (or pdf exports) of entire websites

>tfw using good boy points
I got four fucking amplifier boards for 1.60 CAD what the fuck

Between $20 and $2000.

senfer has an mmcx cable

kz uses a 2 pin one which i've seen on a few other headphones like auglamour r8s but not sure if they're actually the same cable or not

i think it depends on what you're ordering, i've made a few orders from him and it normally works out at 8-10%

So there's an anniversary sale going on at Banggood at the moment and some of the deals are actually pretty good. Here's a few I found that are cheaper than elsewhere

$0.43 USB LED light
banggood.com/Portable-LED-USB-Light-For-Computer-Notebook-PC-Laptop-Power-Bank-p-970496.html

JJRC H31 for $22.99, it's a nice step up from the smaller quadcopters and can mount a camera
banggood.com/JJRC-H31-Waterproof-Headless-Mode-One-Key-Return-2_4G-4CH-6Axis-RC-Quadcopter-RTF-p-1061578.html

SQ8 Mini video camera for $12.99, put it on your quadcopter and spy on your neighbours, or on your dashboard and pretend to be Russian cyka blyet
banggood.com/SQ8-MINI-Camera-TF-Card-Voice-Recorder-Night-Vision-DV-Car-DVR-p-1022153.html

AIEK E1 credit card phone for $9.99, it's actually a pretty AESTHETIC piece of tech
banggood.com/AIEK-E1-1-Inch-Ultra-thin-Micro-SIM-Card-Bluetooth-GSM-Mini-Card-Mobile-Phone-p-1072076.html?utmid=928

Motospeed CK104 Inflictor for $43.99, one of the /csg/ recommended mech keyboards
banggood.com/MOTOSPEED-Inflictor-CK104-NKRO-RGB-Backlit-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-Outemu-Blue-Switch-p-1047759.html

Xiaomi 10,000mah powerbank for $13.99, just beware that the chinks have stopped shipping batteries to several countries because of airline regulations
banggood.com/Original-XIAOMI-5_1V-2_1A-10000mAh-Power-Bank-For-Smartphone-p-977406.html

KZ HDSE's for $10.99, new bluetooth IEM's from KZ, this is a special pre-order discount price, on aliexpress these go for $16-20
banggood.com/KZ-HDSE-Bluetooth-CSR4_1-Dual-Stereo-Sports-Headset-APTX-Music-Headphone-For-iPhone-Sumsang-p-1082331.html

You guys found any other good deals?

Should I have have chinks stuff my pillow or should I stuff it myself? Do chinks stuff their pillows with cotton or with asbestos?

my 5 euro wii controller still isnt here ;/ its been almost 2 months what the fuck

Ripped up Chinese newspapers and shredded female fetus's bro

REFUND
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reselling my xiaomi redmi note 3 pro, is there anything else I should add?

Remember to mention it's the memephone of /csg/

{Not Stolen}

Anyone checked out the teclast X89 yet?

gonna buy some chink pokemon cards (most likely fakes printed on chinese newspaper)

are there still anymore .05 cent shitty Pokemon figures?

needs more buzzwords

also put a space after you :

I think there's been one or two anons who've reviewed it here, and a couple more with one on the way

Most people won't understand your battery rating. Use kmAh instead.

"Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro Meme Phone English Chinese Pokemon George Michael Waterproof Laptop Bluetooth Gaming" as the title

you have to add cores, normies like their cores

Do a water/stress test with pics m8

CPU, bands and model. are you the canuck that accidentally bought kate? nice markup lol.

what's the name of the new memebuds that have usurped the pistons? sorry for blatant laziness, making a gaybest order

>The processor and CORES
>3GB ram instead of 3g (confuses with 3g internet)
>spaces after:
>if it's LTE / 4g then name that
>the build quality: metal ?
>replaceable battery / micro sd and what kind of SIM card
>5.5 what? at least add " or inch
>camera megapixels. front and back. Normies love megapixels. Also if it records in slow motion or 4k, say it.
>spam buzzwords. (FAST, SLIM, WELL BUILD)
>Praise xiaomi (fastest growing, big brand, NEW FROM CHINA and whatever)

Are there any decent chink tablets that can also be used for drawing with a stylus? the cube i7 looks interesting but the price will surely sick customs on me

>tfw want anime body pillow case but cant recognize most of the ones on Ali

Gearbest's upcoming fall sale has some chink shit worth buying:

Xiaomi VR for $16.99

Some interesting shit found on clearance

Chink Christmas lights for 99 cents and a christmas light curtain for $5
gearbest.com/led-strips/pp_217542.html

gearbest.com/led-strips/pp_235930.html

gearbest.com/led-strips/pp_235928.html

gearbest.com/led-strips/pp_217534.html
with EU plug

BRELONG E27 corn bulb led lights for 3 dollarydoos
gearbest.com/led-light-bulbs/pp_230951.html

And a 1 dollar corn bulb led light for $1
gearbest.com/indoor-lights/pp_211006.html

Also wondering if the Sign in and win game can be rigged to give out points?

gearbest.com/m-promotion-active-246.html

>waiting for my pistons v3 to arrive

add some shit about pokemon go.

Where did you get them from?

Is Huawei the best chink brand?

theres already a german review for this phone, just put through google translate. I'm too lazy to translate the full shit right now
chinahandys.net/blackview-bv6000-testbericht/

on the pro/con it says:
good GPS, IP68, strong battery, SOS function, good built quality and lots of sensors. On the badside is bad/weak screen illumination, noise on audio if you max the volume and some buggy/odd things in the installed android rom.

ebay xddd

Hope they're not fakes. It's a local store a few suburbs over from me though, not some chink in honk konk, so I should be safe.

Shit price:performance, which is the only thing that really matters in this general.

Xiaomi numba wan

That's a weird way to spell Xiaomi.

>wow even gearbest chinked banggoods promo event

>a 1 dollar corn bulb led light for $1
I would never have believed that I could have a 1 dollar item for just $1, chinese shopping truly is incredible

better?

yes senpaitachi it's me

>buying crappy communist garbage instead of superior American products

gearbest.com/about/get-it-free.html
am I understandig this right? "invite" friend, buys 3 1 dollar items and I can grab something thats 20? like meme powerbanks?

They need to buy something