/edc/ Everyday Carry

George Costanza Edition.

Is this the daily autism thread?

>android

Why do you carry two phones?
You know there phones with multiple sim card support?

Not him, but what happens when one number gets a call, when you're already in a call?

Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you have THREE dicks?

You die

I dont even know the person but I guarantee one is a work phone and the other is a personal phone. When you actually earn money and have respectable job you have to deal with these things.

Ooh, I'm early

what kinda gun is that/what caliber? and jw, where do you go where you need a gun with an extra clip, AND a knife?

Bersa Thunder .380

The mags only hold 7 rounds, and they're small so why not carry a second one? And the knife is just a tool, it's not for defense or anything
I actually live in a very safe area, it's just there if I ever need it, which I hope I never do

Cant wait until the guy with the suppressed Uzi shows up.

I carry so little every day that its not worth to take a picture, but if youre curious: a 50 dollars bill i shove in my pockets, 2 keys without keyring, 2001 nokia phone for calls.

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Who says he would use a knife in a fight?

They're useful for other things.

old phone is just used as a music player

haha very funny

Fuck man, better get an iPhone.

Did you use your boyfriend's phone to take that pic?

>not using an iPhone 2G as a music player
Don't you want maximum hipster cred?

SERENITY NOW

You cant talk to two people simultenausly even if you have two phones. You just put one on hold.

You do realise work is the exact reason dual sim phones are a thing? And your guarantee was wrong one is just a music player.

i'm not poor so i can afford a camera other than the one in my phone

>drives a golf
>thinks he's not poor or stupid

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>I'm not poor
>Old 5S, more likely 16GB
>Old 6, not 6+, not 6s.
>Old iPad. not pro
>Old car keys
Ok lady

>2015
>being a syrupnigger

you guys sound pretty jealous

>Die you piece of shit

What kind of battery life does the UMPC get?

I liked my 50g, but the batteries malfunctioned and melted the case and fried the motherboard. I think it was probably the batteries' fault, but I was using the batteries it came with. The buttons are very tactile. I wish that the battery compartment was on the bottom like the ti89 though, it is very top heavy.

I got my ti89 for $3 from a thrift store a few years ago and it is still working great.

4.5 to 5 hours

Not really.
Mazda3 = better looking, much better reliability, resale value and more features standard
iPhone 6s+ = better than iPhone 6+
Surface 4 Pro = better than iPad Air
Keychain with no toys = better than keychain with useless toys

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90% of people who carry knives do so strictly for utility purposes.

>Everyday Carry
I'm a shut-in NEET.
All I need is at an arms length of me.

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Why are you carrying around a dead possum?

Why aren't you

>Power bank
>Galaxy Play running LegacyXperia Android 6.0.1
>Nexus 5x running Copperhead OS (Android 6.0.1.)
>Casio F91W
>Dr. Grip mechanical pencil
>Coulomb Mod
>Koss Porta Pro (Limited White Edition)

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steel buttplugs are such dogshit

seem fine to me.

im sorry you and your ass have shit taste

cant you see the horse dildo right there?
its top tier taste
i bet you have no idea what a high quality dildo feels like faggot

make up what ever excuses you want steel shitter

i bet your ass isnt even cute so say whatever you want it means nothing

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You carry a lightsaber?

Where are the guns

they're ideal for longterm wear, unlike silicone

There is no way in hell my workplace would allow that. They'd probably fire me if I did.

whatever you say friend

here

Look carefully, that's a buttplug

That's a furry buttplug user

Anyone else here wear a backpack everywhere? Pockets are shit.

why are you telling me about my buttplug?

meh its alright but id need to see the rest.
looks like most guys who try trap when they actually turn out to be pretty bulky but just fit too

>just noticed the ears too
Is this a furry starter kit?

>they're ideal for longterm wear

I meant to respond to the guy you responded to.

>tfw no buttplug

why not

>Cigarettes.

I'd hit it.

Everything about this pic screams fat fedora wearing weeb

I got banned for being off topic in an edc thread
I was discussing edc
These mods have a lot of courage

The mods here are idiots welcome to 4 chan.

Free

Like what? I want to edc a gun/knife/both myself but why a knife?

plus my LG G3 which i took the pic with

>stretching an emulated game to widescreen
absolutely disgusting

Old pic but it's still the same

Opening boxes
Cutting rope
Prying open shit.
Opening those retarded clam shell security boxes if you buy something from the store and need to use it immediately
Opening non-twist beer bottles

Like, you might not be using it literally every day, but it's still useful to keep on you.

Have you ever had to cut somthing?

hi mikuanon

What harmonica is that?

go to >>>>/2ch/ dmitri

Some basic one ive had for like 10 years a hohner 1571 i think

fug
who are you?

>That calculator
Nah nigga

bump

sup fampais

Are you fucking serious with these keys?
Holy shit.

Are you?

>sony
Do you enjoy being fucked in the ass?

How's the yotaphone?
>ING card
probably dutch.

Want to hear about that phone user.

these are the only decent ones

thermaltake case?

>inb4 the traps show up

One phone's a burner and he's got a lot of disposable income from his heists

> what are memes

If you use most of the time the normal display the battery life is mediocre at best, but you can get some days of battery life if you use only the e-ink one, but that is not very practical thing to do. I use it mostly to have allways on dank wallpapers, read notifications at a glance, read ebooks and use it on direct sunlight and when I have low battery.
The concept is very cool but it's not quite there yet.
With that being said I would still buy the yotaphone 3 if they even release it.

>memepad