/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
Mic lapel Housefire powerbank makes smoke Stalker gets goypoints instead of refund for bent mask Mini USB cable just werks user's memephone is still in China because he didn't order from recommended sellers user's request for a refund gets his order shipped user gets Xiaomi Redmi 1s for $55 user shares his e2046 figurines
Banggod links don't seem to work with the randomizer iframe Recommended
user decides to buy chinkshit in person Credit card knife is okay according to some anons Ali seller asks for a quckie user buys gimmick pens user decides to compete in flipping chinkshit Taobao keyboard takes another victim user likes 936 clone user writes with chink hand fedora Memeshark still strong >Previous Thread

Other urls found in this thread:

kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro-international-3gb-32gb
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro-2gb-16gb
e2046.com/product/24964
aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-Block-40x40x20mm-N52-Super-Strong-Rare-Earth-magnets-Neodymium-Magnet-high-quality-Free-shipping/2038679581.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10065_10037_10068_10055_10054_10069_301_10059_10058_10032_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=2fca990a-6262-4dc3-a40e-262b89e338fc
aliexpress.com/item/Block-40x40x20mm-N52-Super-Strong-Rare-Earth-magnets-Neodymium-Magnet-New/32731407691.html
ebay.com/itm/N52-Super-Strong-Block-40x40x20mm-High-Quality-Neodymium-R-are-Earth-Magnets-Hot-/182275459029
aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-NPKC-Blank-87-ANSI-88-ISO-Miami-Thick-PBT-OEM-Profile-Keycap-For-TKL/32706824401.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10065_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_10073_10017_10071_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_3&btsid=930dc27d-8d35-44a8-a6a0-3d89ef18293e
e2046.com/p/Yuzuruha (Pre-painted)/25022/
hobbyking.com/hobbyking/store/uh_viewItem.asp?idProduct=44093
gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_361634.html
c4labs.net/products/zebra-zero-for-raspberry-pi-zero-black-ice-1
e2046.com/p/Kusanagi Motoko/23108/
gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_373989.html?wid=21
s.aliexpress.com/qmYZzeAn
youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg
youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q
youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg
youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ
youtube.com/user/hendrickson
youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw
youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ
youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>memeshark still strong
>posts a le monkey face

I made a few mistakes in the news, like mistaking a monkey card for a memeshark, pls no bully. I was trying to make the thread quick.

>no discord

Hey pissphone.

Is there a flip style case for the Mi 5 that replaces the battery cover? I'm spoiled by S-View (pic related) but I really want a Mi 5. Don't want any of that high profile garbage that the entire phone sits in.

Ni hao Sup Forums ren,

what KZ earphones are best currently? Have you tried the new DM series? Or the X9/X7

Any experience? Please recommend, im thinking about ED9... and ED2 for my gf.

wait so ching zhong will see me putting items in my basket and can then message me begging me to complete the transaction

finally....

/csg/ challenge!
find me a meme drone for under $9.21

I'm guessing that user started the payment process, but didn't actually confirm his pay info/amount.

>2.0

what do we win?

ZS3

the challenge

>ED2
hey whoa now you going to marry this girl? the ED2's are a big step

Is there a 3.0 variant? I ordered the cr32.

What do? (Redmi 3 Pro, official updating won't work so I wanted to unlock and fastboot update)

Maybe try looking for a guide to do it by adb. I remember the rn3p having some odd guide maybe your device has one too.

well she is very nice, does pole dance and bakes a good cake, ofcourse I have my doubts and we are both still young. I will see in the upcomming years, if I make the big step and buy her QKZ X9

Daily reminder that uGreen cables are the best chink uab cables I've ever owned.

Where does it need to go to? If europe, I'm in some EU country that has no issues sending housefires in a box.

>buy meme shark
>it doesn't work with my 2007 microSD adapter

Man, it keeps getting more and more complicated. Guess I'll look into that.

Hello my friends, I'm from Russia.
I wonder, do I type my address in Russian to ship my package - or do I translate it into Latin alphabet since chinks don't like special symbols? I think that the post office can't read the Latin letters and will take longer time to deliver package, or maybe not at all! What do I do user?

Looking into buying a Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro, wondering if anyone has a clue where I can get the best deal on this.

You should talk to the seller. Some of them have Vodkaspeak translator

Will the p2 vibe be the phone with the strongest cpu and a 5000-6000mAh battery?

Your best bet is latin, everyone can understand latin, your postman too. Google 'russian address latin or cyrillic' for more info.

>3 days without mail
wtf huang, peddle you fucking stinky chinky

Try geekbuying

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kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro-international-3gb-32gb
kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro-2gb-16gb

Damn that's cute but way over my chink budget
e2046.com/product/24964

WHERES THE BEST PLACE FOR N52 NEODYMIUM DISC MAGNETS AT LEAST 50KG PULL FORCE

NONE OF THE ALI SELLERS SHIP NEODYMIUM TO USA

New monkey card verified good

>CAPS

aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-Block-40x40x20mm-N52-Super-Strong-Rare-Earth-magnets-Neodymium-Magnet-high-quality-Free-shipping/2038679581.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10065_10037_10068_10055_10054_10069_301_10059_10058_10032_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=2fca990a-6262-4dc3-a40e-262b89e338fc

Nice. You gonna run crystal disk mark on that thing?

I only have a USB 2.0 microSD card reader.

aliexpress.com/item/Block-40x40x20mm-N52-Super-Strong-Rare-Earth-magnets-Neodymium-Magnet-New/32731407691.html

ebay.com/itm/N52-Super-Strong-Block-40x40x20mm-High-Quality-Neodymium-R-are-Earth-Magnets-Hot-/182275459029

I think I got this right. Time to order my first chink package? I figured I can't send Cyrillic letter on international mail anyway.

Anyone bought keycaps off of aliexpress before?
Thinking about getting these, they say they're PBT, I'm guessing they're lying

aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-NPKC-Blank-87-ANSI-88-ISO-Miami-Thick-PBT-OEM-Profile-Keycap-For-TKL/32706824401.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10065_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_10073_10017_10071_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_3&btsid=930dc27d-8d35-44a8-a6a0-3d89ef18293e

Why are guys so crazy about magnets, for what do you actually use those?

Destroy hard drives

Crushing shit idk

Thanks e2046 user, now I will be broke again when this comes out ;_;
e2046.com/p/Yuzuruha (Pre-painted)/25022/

Go for it! A lot of russians use Ali, so if you're still hesitating you can ask them at a product page.

Is there any reason not to use MIUI8 with N3P now that it comes with Marshmallow?

Bought meme 8gb shark for my pi zero

>get $0.32 measuring tape
>inches side is wrong
I guess there's always the metric system.

Those are Chinese inches

Those are Cuns (~1.3123 in), not inches.

>56524495
>56524512

Not sure if you're still here, but assuming you want that battery for the XK X250 you can get these ones instead, which will fit and are superior:


hobbyking.com/hobbyking/store/uh_viewItem.asp?idProduct=44093

Using 32gb memes in mine.

ffs it's too early

Lmbo cunts lol xxxD

Which Oblast if I may ask? Do you live in the middle of nowhere where noone has ever seen latin characters?

gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_361634.html

Murmanskaya Oblast, yes no English here....... Very rare, maybe at the language schools you'll find some English.
On the other topic, what AUX cable to buy here. Maybe the $3 2m Rock one? I also plan on picking up the 5m $9 Vention cable. This is much cheaper than in Russia- I know there are cheaper ones but I don't want poor quality so I'll pick up these. But for mini displayport adapter I'll get cheap $1.5 one instead of $8 ugreen one, and get two. It's still cheaper than buying in Russia, but the cheap one looks exactly like the one sold at m.video here.

Here is the Mini DP that looks exactly like any chink one, and why I think its safe then to get a more expensive ugreen one. For HDMI not really, with no proper isolation and small wire = crap cable will get broken fast. 900 RUB = $15.3 w/o exchange fees.

>Put phone is fastboot mode
>Flash stock ROM that has bootloader already unlocked
>Install recovery
>Done

Not hard when you realize that. At least that's how it goes for the rn3p, I'm sure there's a similar set of steps for the rn3. Check xda and miforums

You could write the seller a note to write the adress in Cyrillic additionally

2 chink shits are delivered? Its some electronics! Whats in it?

Wich of your /csg/ orders did never arrive?

>USB 3.0 microSD reader

Fucking forgot the pic.

Bottleopeners never tend to arrive for me, 3rd time already.

Its an IR movement sensor and some photoresistors.

link to case?

c4labs.net/products/zebra-zero-for-raspberry-pi-zero-black-ice-1

It's not chink shit afaik.

This shit arrived bent. Will test it with a multimeter.

I don't think I'll be getting my 60p 4GB flash drive.

>chink'd

That's pretty cool familia, if you're ever bored you should do a Q&A on Sup Forums.

Well one benefit of living here is I see no black people, only natives everywhere or white tourists. I guess that's only good if you are racist though. If any migrants come here they will be treated like jack shit you see so they won't really come.

>want to order chink shit butane torch from ali
>none of the sellers ship to my country
wat le fuggg :---DDD

I can't even order lighters from Ali.
None of them will ship to Germany.
Even though I can buy shit like arc lighters from China through Amazon.

Some country forbid the import. So you have to ask the seller for stealth shipping.
I saw one seller had a special link for people who could not buy lighters straight up.

How hard are these to paint? Im kinda tempted here e2046.com/p/Kusanagi Motoko/23108/

>natives
Do Sami still live there?

Jesus chinks are cheaper than jews. Why not just ship it and swallow the cost who cares. What are they losing out on like twenty cents?

not the other guy but is it realiable? I saw that they have some redmeme 3 pro at a Spanish warehouse with the option of getting them with the global ROM or without it does this mean vthat they will fuck up with the rom? I live in Italy and the offer on geekbuying is interesting, but I'm scared of getting chinked

Because the notion of Western-style customer service hasn't reached them yet. They think only in terms of the $0.50 loss they'll take on this item, not the far bigger loss they risk from the inevitable 1 star review when it doesn't turn up.

So I lost my Clip+ (no idea how since I never leave the house but I can't find it anywhere). I need a replacement that
>is small
>doesn't cost a fortune
>uses folder based browsing since I never use playlists
>doesn't have ass backwards controls like most chink PMPs do (seriously, a dedicated button to change the volume? can only browse the library while the song is paused? what the fuck)

Any suggestions?

just use your phone you fucking sperg

...

>never leaves the house
>wants a portable mp3 player
no user you are the fucking retard here

The game is rigged lads, Jack Ma has tricked us all.

It's the same store as the one with $0.05 plushies, they buy their own stuff through proxies and pretend it arrived to crank up their rating.

By your logic I don't have a mobile phone since I never leave the house retard.

Hey m8 you should might have a look at the ruizu x02

I ordered a $2.5 chink powerbank, with a supposedly 2500 mAh battery (standard 18650 battery in it)

It can only charge my phone by 20% tho and I will be getting a refund for it


Can anyone link me any good 18650 batteries that I could put in this case?

Reposting deal for superior alternative to Ruizu X02:
XDuoo X2 hi-fi mp3 player for $31.29
coupon: XDX2RU
gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_373989.html?wid=21

Pair it with a XDuoo headphone amp from Ali for God tier audio

Based headphone amp link
s.aliexpress.com/qmYZzeAn

who else here /waitingon15deliveries?/

Hey guys, just recieved my Mi Band 2, but I can't seem to pair it with my phone (Samsung Galaxy Note 4)

Anyone know how to do this shit?

Also, I bought it from GearBest, so no Ali fake

Waiting on a mi band 2 that just arrived in my country and i ordered this stuff today

>no garmin
Xiaomi'd

Best earphones for music under $10?

It's a slow Saturday on /csg/, you know what that means? Youtube cancer to watch!

Dirty Reviews - the granddaddy of them all and the man who brought us the shark meme. Always imitated but never equalled. Lithuanians hate him.
youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - after losing his leg in an exploding chink shit incident, Unbiased dedicated his life to preventing another tragedy occurring.
youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - hosted the /csg/ podcast (RIP), most well-known for BM-800 videos and cutting peppers with chink knives
youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, pretty much a vehicle to make money off referral links unfortunately
youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

TechTablets - used to shill here then sold out when the jewtube money flooded in. Still the best resource for chinky tablet reviews with a ton of knowledge.
youtube.com/user/hendrickson
techtablets.com for review scores

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them. So far they've accepted them all.
youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews filmed by a bumbling migrant in Sweden
youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, had to retire after his parents remortgaged their home so he could see Kanye West
youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

Xiaomi hybrids

>shetland

xd