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Benjamin Anderson
Ryder Johnson
>apple is not a democracy
>what are shareholders
Benjamin Cooper
>no Android ViewMaster
Why live?
Colton Butler
that would be actually pretty cool
Christopher Torres
Get rid of some of the obviously useless shit like the floppy drive, and I'd buy it
Brody Walker
That's an objectively great phone.
Jaxon Allen
>punchcard reader
Kek
Carson White
Still no gentoo
0/10
Robert Richardson
Where can I buy one?
Levi Gomez
>mfw inserting a lace card
Isaiah Sullivan
would buy
Xavier Sanders
A guitar jack would be great, and a 6 AA battery slot
Julian Lopez
That actually seems pretty swanky, minus the View-Master and 8 track player.
Colton Scott
>No CF/SD/mSD slot multireader
Fucking droped. Apple you had one job.
Brandon Rodriguez
Bottom-left
I'd like to have a way to connect my coaxial cable, for when my router fails.
Isaac Cooper
But Android phones can do bunch of those without being made super big like that
Tyler Reyes
...
Evan Price
I don't get why phones don't have lanyards.
All my flashlights do and a phone is a lot more fragile than a flashlight.
Asher Stewart
10/10, did you make that?
Nathaniel Ward
I knew it. I knew one of you morons was going to actually try and defend this Frankenstein.
Dylan Gomez
>CD burner
>not calling it an optical drive
>6cm wide
Ian Evans
the only thing I care about is SD slot.
samsung forever king because of it.
Asher Sanders
Take out the paper shit, the 8 track, and the floppy
Add an SD/microSD card slot
Nathan Rodriguez
>samsung
>SD slot
How old is your phone you faggot
Carter Powell
it's missing a cup holder
Andrew Bennett
I'd use it desu
Brandon Evans
This would be the only apple device I could be tempted to aquire.
Jace Ortiz
>STILL no SD card slot
>STILL no removable battery
Apple can just never get it right, can they?