Is this legit?

is there really a port behind that hole?

how do i widen that hole?

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Yeah, it's true. Grab a drill.

With a drill and a drill bit, my friend

Yep, but be sure to use 4mm drill

just look up a teardown video or something.

is this a troll? saw this on facebook now

Yeah, it's there. My sister used a screw driver and the palm of her hand, after a few hits the jack went in fine.

Its legit, you just need a 4mm drill and the drill should be fast, often it slips to the side if it too slow

>It works dude, trust me XDDD.

that moment when the drill hits the battery

calm down man
this isnt a note 7 we're talking about

Apple also did not forget the wireless charging, they gave users the option to do a quick charge via the microwave.
> Make tendies and charge your phone
Truly only a company with courage could produce such a great device.

i love this place

>this thread

I have never owned anything by Apple but you people are embarrassing. This sounds like a bunch of autistic 7th grade faggots thinking they're hilarious but they're lame as fuck. Embarrassing, time to take a break from this board.

I remember this. Faggots actually believed that. Good times.

This.

Are there any alternatives that are less cancerous?

Don't forget iOS 7 OTA update makes phones water proof and changing the date back to Jan 1 1970 (beginning of UNIX time) gives you a Steve Jobs easter egg.

kys reddit

You tow just could google how to drill a hole, or just watch Tyron do it to your mothers.

Go away nigger.

This is dumb.
Putting phones in the microwave was easy for your average idiot, no one is going to start drilling shit.

Yeah dude, some of these tips can be useful, like the one where if you put your phone in a microwave and turn it on, you can hatch eggs faster.

/thread

That's the result of a population without natural selection.

I really hope you don't honestly believe these do be real..

Having a friend working in phone carrier retrial, I can tell you, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

>a friend
right.

if natural selection affected humans anymore, do you really think your incredibly gullible ass would be alive right now?

People are stupid, I don't know why you're having such a hard time believing it's real

At my age? If I would go the same path as nowadays, in the military, probably not.

lol

She's even a woman, totally unbelievable, uh?

"alive right now" means having survived up to this point. most of the danger to living creatures is at the beginning and end of life anyway. imagining yourself as a reasonably healthy adult and asking if you would survive is like those retards who have masturbatory fantasies about whether they would survive a zombie apocalypse.

you wouldn't survive to whatever age you are now if you weren't basically coddled for the first 15 - probably 20 - years of your life. the fact that you speak english and have the time on a sunday to post on a basket weaving forum means that you're more likely than not living in a first world country and your parents probably made every effort to ensure that you were never within 10 feet of anything sharp or dangerous until you were more than capable of handling it.

>being this stupid
It works but ONLY if you use a 3.5mm-3.8mm drill. Might as well buy an actual headset instead of the drill.

You ass I fucked your mom.

They're making it to easy to make a new poster like wave and water proof.

>you wouldn't survive to whatever age you are now if you weren't basically coddled for the first 15 - probably 20 - years of your life. the fact that you speak english and have the time on a sunday to post on a basket weaving forum means that you're more likely than not living in a first world country and your parents probably made every effort to ensure that you were never within 10 feet of anything sharp or dangerous until you were more than capable of handling it.

That's probably true for most, but I can't relate to that, born in the East Bloc, runaway mom, alcoholic father, I had my fair share of cuts and bruises the first 15 years of my life, until I moved out at the age of 16 and after a while joined the military.
This is a technology board, let's stick to that, alright? He obviously made a joke about overpopulation, don't need to derail the thread.

tell me more of this iceberg

You must be sheltered if you don't know how fucking stupid people are kid. Random story from call center:

>customer receives a call from a local charity
>the ask him if he sees X's show (some shitty local talk show I don't remember)
>he says yes, he always watches X's show
>"great, because you were the watcher that won our raffle!"
>they told him he had won $1000 dollars
>customer is facing financial hardship, so of course he and his wife want the thousand, but there's a $100 deposit for insurance to protect the money while it's going through the mail
>customer talks it with the wife, and they struggle to fork the $100 because they're really tight, but seeing that they'll be getting a thousand in return it's worth it
>he goes to bank and makes the $100 deposit
>days go by
>receives a delivery
>his words were something like "inside there were only some fruit coupons and a gel to have sex"
>ask him more about the coupons and the gel
>the coupons amount to a few $100 of fruit actually, but they are expired
>the gel is a lubricant
>but his story goes on...
>four months after that he got a call from a local business (can't remember if it was a cars dealership or a Christmas tree shop or a drugstore)
>they ask him if he watches X's show again
>he says he watches it and doesn't miss it
>they tell him he was the watcher who won the $1000 prize
>he and his wife are excited because they're facing economic hardship
>but they're told that there's a $100 insurance fee in case something happens to the mail
>they manage to deposit the $100 to the bank account they were told, even though they had to cut some stuff to save it
>but as soon as he arrives to his place after making the deposit, he remembers that something like this had already happened
>he panics and talks with his wife, but they both conclude that this isn't the same, since they called from a different organization
>days go by and package arrives
>another lubricant and a pill
continue...

You can be fit to reproduce while still being hilariously gullible.

But that also means you could trick a fit person who's gullible enaught to do something stupid that it would kill them. Human natural selection in the later ages is different then animal one.

I used to make money off of such people when I was younger, easy life.

>the lubricant is just that, and the pill is a medical sample of viagra
>customer was mad as fuck and then very sad
>but his story doesn't end here...
>a few months after that he received a call from I don't remember what business
>they ask him if he watches X's show
>he and his wife always do and he says so
>they tell him about the $1000 and the $100 deposit
>they really need the money, but this time he remembers about what happened last time
>he says to me while telling the story: "I am not stupid, this won't work with me this time"
>he and his wife considered whether or not this could be legit this time, because they really wanted the $1000, but they decided that most likely it was a scam, so they told the caller that they wouldn't do it
>the reason for his call was that the scammed where harassing through the phone and he wanted to do something about it
>I just provided a free of charge phone number change and then he proceeded to voice his worries about having his identity stolen and other bunch of stuff that wasn't really possible, but I had to spend a while explaining it to him until he was satisfied

And this story isn't even that special, you get half a dozen of this every week. Then there's the average retard caller:

>I was daring my friend to see who could throw my phone higher, and I accidentally didn't catch it and it broke.
>"you don't have insurance because you declined it when you purchased the phone, so pay full price"
>of course he's totally mad at the carrier and the phone manufacturer and will ask for a manager

Bottom line is that people is very stupid, and if you don't believe about the microwave stuff you should look up the confirmed cases of people who microwaved their iPhones back then. If the microwave is energy, it makes sense that you can use that energy to charge a battery or hatch pokemon eggs doesn't it?

This is why poor people stay poor. They fall for shit like this and play the lottery/gamble and make dumb decision with their money.

For example they buy apple devices even though a 50$ phone would do everything that they need a phone to do.

Everything from people complaining that their phones don't charge if it's a USB powered phone and they are trying to stick in a Nokia charger into the earphone jack or using phones to scrape off ice off car windows and being mad that the phone broke.

Not to mention the 1979 bug or microwave for charging, that was amazing when I first heard about it, didn't beleive it either that people actually did that.

You don't even want to hear stories from me or my buddies working in IT.

at least those "retards" are fucking 9/10's

alphas are too busy fucking yoir sister to care about phone chargers

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Flaved logic.
This is 2001+15, money talks bitch, money is what makes bitches wet.

>2001+15
>not 666+666+666+6+6+6

All these retarded gullible people on Sup Forums

ahhh that meme. i could bet my life that your wife would cheat on you in a heartbeat if a random campus Chad wanted to bang her

I don't have a wife, sorry, I only engage in sexual relations.
But I agree, that's probably true for most part of the spoiled female population.

Checked

ahh that meme. i bet my life that those alphas wife's would cheat on them in a heartbeat if a random rich man offered them expensive gifts and wanted to bang her

The fact that you're such a pussy who can't say KILL YOURSELF makes you a Reddit fag

heh, that mad

You just doomed us

>Auburn, WA
Tacoma here. WA state is at least 75-80% hicks and ratchets. Most of the people around here don't know shit.

fpbp

kys nigger

being too lazy to type out "kill yourself" makes it look like you don't really care enough to insult him, but going to that level makes it look like you need to escalate because you don't understand nuance. just call him an idiot or something. there are levels below hyperbole that you can use. wasting this on someone as inconsequential as him leaves you with nothing more when a real faggot comes along.

or are you going to panic and tell everyone to kill themselves now?

Faggot

It's pathetic how bad this is. No one's going to fall for that.

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hope the door hits your ass on the way out

It will be once the drill hits the battery

>It's pathetic how bad this is
It's on a par with all the others.
Wait for the fake reports of success to start samefagging.

>basket weaving forum

of all the forced memes, this is the most awful. it's like your ancient grandpa retelling the same tired joke at every get together.

10/10 troll

At least I hope it is...

Fuck off with these threads holy fucking shit.

We started it here
Now it's taken a full loop
Thus is life

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