/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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>Discord channel
discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• user reviews a €5 mouse • user gets a big package lotta package for just a shark • user purchases fur hat thread goes wild.
• user gets chink watercooling parts quality ends up surprising him • 1 Week later and user's Tamagotchi is still alive • Get some early Christmas deals • user bought a maid outfit and some other things youtube.com/watch?v=25MsbEGyo3Y

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ilaen.ru/home-decors/pp_197980.html
aliexpress.com/item/bluetooth-Talking-Meme-Gloves/32260137879.html
aliexpress.com/item/meme-flashdrive/32348202643.html
ebay.com/itm/NEW-OEM-Xiaomi-Hybrid-Dual-Drivers-Earphone-Headphone-w-mic-Volume-Black-/291739812546?hash=item43ed0c42c2:g:c20AAOSwiYFXEsT2
banggood.com/Xiaomi-Smart-90-Running-Shoes-Super-Light-Sneakers-Bluetooth-4_0-English-APP-Comfortable-Upper-p-1076338.html
aliexpress.com/item/tactical-CREE-self-defense-flashlight-police/32698878539.html
aliexpress.com/item/100-New-GPU-Water-Block-Video-Graphics-Card-Water-Cooling-Block-Radiator-coolerHole-Spacing-42mm-62mm/32639832131.html
aliexpress.com/item/120mm-fin-black-copper-computer-water-discharge-liquid-heat-exchanger-threaded-thread-radiator-for-12cm-fan/32260363538.html
aliexpress.com/item/1-piece-G1-4-Quick-Twist-Water-Cooling-Tube-Fitting-Connector-For-3-8-1-4/32403949274.html
aliexpress.com/item/G1-4-Internal-Dual-Thread-Elbow-Female-Tee-For-Computer-Water-Cooling-DIY-1pcs/32602740215.html
aliexpress.com/item/GTFS-Multifuntion-5-25-Media-Dashboard-Card-Reader-USB-2-0-USB-3-0-20-pin/32664242234.html
aliexpress.com/item/2016-Newest-Presale-Original-Leagoo-Z1-4-0-Inch-3G-Mobile-Phone-Android-5-1-MT6580M/32659998704.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.MLPmuO&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10065_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_10073_10017_10071_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=dddb5c05-42f6-454e-b53a-0e20e0765ffd
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Anyone have the link to the item where that trap posted pictures of his dick?

I think it was for thightights

• user gets chink watercooling parts quality ends up surprising him

This sounds like worst kind of click bait.

Is there anyway to make a wishlist I can share with fellow /csg/ers?
Not just of chink shit but of items I wish to purchase in the future and if anons have better suggestions they can comment
At the moment I just bookmark stuff in a separate folder on firefox

Any fun Mitu fun stuff?

Toys, plushies, pens, buttplugs?

bumping for this too
I'd like mitu inside my ass

I ordered these Rock Zircons on August 18th from gearbest. I used the $1 E Post (SU) shipping method. Heres the tracking history.

For reference, I once ordered earphones and an sdcard and it only took ~11 days.

Have I been chinked? What should I do? I ordered with paypal.

...

user that was looking for 18650 batteries from a couple of days ago here

I finally took apart that old laptop battery and came away with a bounty of 6 18650

thanks for the tip based user that suggested that

Just contact support and find out what happened, they'll sort things out.

what are some CHEAP (

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY RUBBER DUCKY FOR 3 CENT I'M FUCKING FUMING I WANT THAT SQUEEKY MOTHERFUCKER IM GOINBG TOO STAPB A NEEGIER

>ordered zircons from gearbest on the 31st
>arrived on the 9th

which memearphones?
which memeheadphones?

Repost from

Are there any good, preferably cheap methods of achieving near complete silence? Hearing protection, noise canceling headphones

Listen to music 12 hours a day on max volume.

Shit will fix itself after some weeks I suppose

my chink shit has taken any where from 23 to 86 days to arrive, I think alot of stuff is listed and produced just in time which is why the quality and also materials can vary alot from one item to the next

>86 days
please dont say this happens often

heh I'm lucky to get my chinkshit in under a month

rock zircons
superlux hd681 evo

holy shit, i just sent them a ticket 10 minutes ago and they just responded, too bad it was a pretty useless reply. they said this

>The precise shipping time can also be affected by factors such as customs, remote locations, peak shipping periods, Holidays and Festivals, inclement weather and operational issues impacting the shipping company.
Thank you very much for your patience.

;_;
waiting for this is such a bad feel, user. i want to chargeback but i'm not sure if it's still coming. what if the package fell off a boat or something?

Man I wish Ganzo made their 714 with the knockoff axis lock.

m8 it's been under 20 days, give it another week or two

...

just make a google doc/spreadsheet and publish it

idk whats up with your guys' chink shit, but the slowest mine has been so far has been 8 days(gear best priority)

What's THE best chink USB 3.0 flash drive I can get and where?

Chink'd

You won't believe what happens next.

I've gotten fuckall, my first order was on the 18th I think

It works well and looks nice, very calming to watch. Futuristic design. It very good looks on office's desk.

ilaen.ru/home-decors/pp_197980.html

Is that Eurotruck 2? I want to mod my truck to deliver chinkshit.

Also, has starposter posted any deals recently?

paypal gives you 6 months to do a dispute.

Just wait 2 months and if you haven't received it open a ticket on gaybeast.

Bluetooth gloves*

aliexpress.com/item/bluetooth-Talking-Meme-Gloves/32260137879.html

some shipping companies are much slower than others. be patient, people.

what kind of math is that?

You're doing it wrong, young grasshopper. You must learn to time the wait for your chink shit by the sound of one hand clapping.

Why contain it?

Chinese math what else?

>8 days
wew, do you live in Russia or Europe?

thanks, i'll keep that in mind user
this is only my third order from any chinksite and all my orders came relatively quickly and it's why im so worried

Please answer

>Europe
We wait upwards of three weeks as well with standard shipping.
Or maybe it's just me in my mountain.

aliexpress.com/item/meme-flashdrive/32348202643.html

3 months going strong

jfc I do a refund if it's 1 and a half months kek

>that shipment protection clock

do you keep extending it voluntarily?

ebay.com/itm/NEW-OEM-Xiaomi-Hybrid-Dual-Drivers-Earphone-Headphone-w-mic-Volume-Black-/291739812546?hash=item43ed0c42c2:g:c20AAOSwiYFXEsT2

Any way to tell if these are fake or not?
I know there's shitty copies on ebay which are around 5 bucks but these look a bit more legit.
I missed the gearbest sale and I really want 'em

No, seller did it, they reshipped my order.

I used a coupon. It does not lower the cost of each item but only the total

Price is fake tier.

They sell for 15$ in china.

Fuck.
Well, what's the cheapest site that offers them right now then?

How can i get encryption working on redmi note 3 pro with cyanogen? After pressing encrypt button it just reboots and do nothing. Same thing on latest snapshot and nightly builds.

europe, the UK, thoguh I have beenw aiting on this next package for a ltitle while, (11 days, but the shipipng was free, and ali express standard, and it has left china about 2 days ago

tfw feet too big for meme shoes
banggood.com/Xiaomi-Smart-90-Running-Shoes-Super-Light-Sneakers-Bluetooth-4_0-English-APP-Comfortable-Upper-p-1076338.html

I might be able to squeeze into a pair, but I don't want to risk money on shoes that might not even fit me. (depending on the make/brand/type of shoe I have to take different sizes (e.g. my timberlands are 9.5, my dress shoes are a 9, my vans are a 10 and the cheap shoes I got for £5 to take on holiday are 10.5 (Uk sizes, so +1 for american

Euro Truck 2 mod where?

What are the go to /csg/ desktop speakers?

gaybest had them for $15.37 but the offer ended today, ordered a pair myself

Ordered a second pair myself.

You motherfuckers, I missed that sale by an hour

What's the latest, memest flashlight ?

aliexpress.com/item/tactical-CREE-self-defense-flashlight-police/32698878539.html

cool now link to the REE flashlight not this pedo shit

No, it won't.

Somic V2

Do electronics stay in customs for longer? Most chinkshit comes in a week to USA for me and the longest is a month for electronics

chink watercooling lad here, if anyone has questions go ahead

Links to parts used:

aliexpress.com/item/100-New-GPU-Water-Block-Video-Graphics-Card-Water-Cooling-Block-Radiator-coolerHole-Spacing-42mm-62mm/32639832131.html

aliexpress.com/item/120mm-fin-black-copper-computer-water-discharge-liquid-heat-exchanger-threaded-thread-radiator-for-12cm-fan/32260363538.html

aliexpress.com/item/1-piece-G1-4-Quick-Twist-Water-Cooling-Tube-Fitting-Connector-For-3-8-1-4/32403949274.html

aliexpress.com/item/G1-4-Internal-Dual-Thread-Elbow-Female-Tee-For-Computer-Water-Cooling-DIY-1pcs/32602740215.html

7D mangos gave me cyberization of the brain

wew

>tfw no widefit chink shoes

are there any /csg/ recommended wireless IEMs? I need it to use while studying and working out, so the quality does not need to be anything more than decent and preferably cheap.

Seconding this, actually.

is there a chink version of pic related?

I'd also like to know
How to leverage jack ma to become cyber punk

Nice kink mate

chink shoe replicas usually look identical but fit terribly, hurts your back and posture.
that said, i've tested one some years ago so that may have changed.

aliexpress.com/item/GTFS-Multifuntion-5-25-Media-Dashboard-Card-Reader-USB-2-0-USB-3-0-20-pin/32664242234.html

This is pretty cool.
Or is it housefire potential? I don't know.
I was just looking for an all usb front panel but this is better

inb4 original xiaomi implant, comes with free chink neuro-botnet

is there anything I can do with a gearbest order number? had no account when I purchased

Has anybody here seriously considered becoming a IRL Taobao agent for profit? There are so many local businesses that could actually benefit from getting chinked slightly less. I mean really, the markups importers of chinkshit have are ridiculous.

>had no account when I purchased
I still don't understand how that's possible. did you buy with paypal? didn't they send you any emails to the same email acct you use in paypal?

wher get xiaomeme meme pad 2 for cheap?

Profit margins are low so you need to have a lot of volume to make money.

You also need to do things legally so there's paperwork, taxes, duties and laws you have to follow.

Yes I used paypal. I also used a different email to the one I use with paypal

I cant remember the password to the email I used with paypal so I can't get into the account, only my main email

wow you really fucked your shit up huh?

haaaaa

What's the $10 dumb chinkphone called again?

Have you done your research on profit margins? For what kind of items? From my experience, I've seen that local businesses get home equipment at prices at least 200% higher than the ones in Taobao for the same items.

Any decent chink tablets for under 100 burgers?

Does anyone have that link to that fountain pen which is basically a Parker Arrow ripoff? I have an actual Parker and wouldn't mind comparing them.

I'd be careful of that bend there, might send too much pressure through the tube leaving your pc innards bukakke'd with yellow fluid.

doesnt matter. paid a bit more for better delivery and it will come eventually

sorry m8, you fucked up, hard...
try to recover that email, try to remember the password, the context in which you created the account...

see

are these phones any good
aliexpress.com/item/2016-Newest-Presale-Original-Leagoo-Z1-4-0-Inch-3G-Mobile-Phone-Android-5-1-MT6580M/32659998704.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.MLPmuO&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10065_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_10073_10017_10071_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_4&btsid=dddb5c05-42f6-454e-b53a-0e20e0765ffd

>paid a bit more for better delivery and it will come eventually

>>Mediakek
mb of ram
>>No 4G
Don't expect anything amazing. Should be enough if you're a light user.

dude its just a pair of earphones

Is there anything to do with banggood coins now that the anniversary shit is over?

Anybody have experience with the projectors on Gearbest?