How do you download porn on a MacBook...

How do you download porn on a MacBook? This is my first laptop and I've noticed there are tons of video downloading apps on android App Store but nothing to download videos with on Mac App Store and no I can't use screen recorder because I'm doing it inside a Wendy's because I can't afford my own network at home. Please help I need my lesbian porn but my galaxy screen is super cracked.

This is the funniest thing I've read all week.

What is funny about being deprived of lesbian porn? Are you going to help me out or not?

kek

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Please just tell me of an app I can use that's free or nore than $3 I spent most of my iTunes card on South Park episodes

Are you for real m8?

First, you need to install gentoo.

Yes I need you to please recommend me an app

See its simple.
>Sell poobook
>Buy shitty Acer netbook
>Buy internet service
>Pornhub.c om
>Have good food with remaining monies

But my MacBook was a gift from my mom don't want to hurt her feelings

No Mac OS X is more secure operating system and Gentoo and Linux don't have any apps for them they are just for CS students learning to code.

>inb4 b8
Download qBittorrent, go to any torrent website, look for seeded porn, download.

Her feelings won't get you apps, food or lesbian porn.

Learn to prioritise.

sage

>Mac

Found your problem.

>MacBook was a gift from my mom

What's it like for your own mother to hate your guts and wish a fate worse than death on you?

>I'm doing it inside a Wendy's
have you thought about your life priorities at this very moment that led you to this exact circumstance?

Like did you think
>I gotta masturbate
But you're then like
>I'm in a wendy's

How about you sell the damn thing and get a cheapo tracfone that can at least get 3g so I don't have to share the same space with people like you.

I know this is a shitpost but I get my shit downloaded with jDownloader. it works on redtube, pornhub and pretty much every other site. free too.

>I'm at a wendy's
Holy shit I kekd hard. How TF do you end up trying to download porn at a Wendy's? What prioritiesin your life made you end up here? Holy shit LMAO @ your life

youtube-dl

What the fuck is happening...?

Well uhh...

I mean I hear macs have TWO button mice these days so uhh...

Right click save as?

>Use Safari
>Set user agent to iPad so site serves up a .mp4
>Right click video and select "Download" because safari has that option on video tag embeds.

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Use Chrome, along with any one of its many, many video downloading addons.