/csg/ Chink Shit General

Slow as fuck news day edition

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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user's knife got v& Other user's knives didn't get v& user wonders which shipping method to use Previous thread

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cnet.com/news/windows-ce-notably-absent-from-dreamcast-launch/
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aliexpress.com/item//32699721915.html
aliexpress.com/item//32542661099.html
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1st for shit op

what are some phones?

phones are a device you can use to wirelessly communicate

or watch porn on

faggot mailman just left this sitting on the mat
no more tips for him

hello b4x

Oh boy chinkmass came early today

I'm here to shill my shit.
youtu.be/sYNUdQ-p4xA
My review of a GBC clone with built in games. It also plays real GB and GBC cartridges.

hi

herro LiterallyMao

yes

any recommendations please?

what's inside bag #1?

Why some screen protectors that I paid $0.01 for each

sup

what's inside bag #2?

cute little OTG adapter I paid 6 cents for

fuck

Are there any comfy chinkshit reviewer youtube channels similar to bigclive?
I'm already subbed to bigclive and julian ilett. Used to be subbed to ashes but he's a bit too obnoxious.

Also these battery testers are pretty cool, especially for $2.

What's inside bag #3?

Another one!

I paid 24 cents for this one though

Instructions for a Fluke multimeter designed for the chinese market are in chink btw

I reported your spam

why didn't you hide the key patern on the right ? I will rob you

what's inside bag #4?

Two cases!
iPhone 6s and 6s+

Bought both for 27 cents

I bought one a year ago, it's annoying as fuck to use.

The Chinese Fluke is still overpriced, you can get similar 4000 count multimeters with the same accuracy and features for half the price.

It's not like other multmeters would break easily, I have a relatively cheap PeakTech multimeter and I could drop it from the desk all day long without damaging it.

do you have an iphone?

That's all folks

All this for under a buck
:v)

No. Just the cases for the case someone lost his iPhone.. baka.

why do you steal iphones?

nope
Nexus 5

You could have gotten 3 RN3Ps for the price of the iPhone, technically they are about on the same level.

see

how so?
it looks ok

only problem i've noticed is that it can lift off if you're pressing keys on the sides

Get a Note 3 Pro anyway.

LOOOOOL

stick it up yer bum and measure the resistance

I'm contributing to the thread though.

ignore that salty guy, its just Comfy butthurt no one likes him
reactions to your video were pretty positive from last thread so keep making those reviews please

The gameboy is crap though, post some useful Chink shit, why buy a gameboy color in 2016? Every Smartphone can run a gameboy emulator.

MUH
NOSTALGIA

Got 3 packages in the mail today, what will it be this time?

Yeah but if you're doing it for nostalgic reasons just get a used real gameboy from that time on eBay for $4.

>get a used real gameboy from that time on eBay for $4
Not gonna happen, hipsters are more than happy with buying one for $70.

Got SMD 0603 LEDs in some different colors, SMD optocouplers and a HDMI to DVI adapter (I thought I already had one of these with the HDMI socket already but I couldn't find it anymore so I ordered a new one)

Just got back from work I couldn't post that I will be working the morning shift this week (6:30 to 14:30GMT+1) captcha didn't seem to work in my break.

>News
• user pleasantly surprised with chink watercooling parts posts update another another pic with links to parts • user finished up his video review of the GB Boy Colour consider getting a BM 800 mic, still a good review though.
youtu.be/sYNUdQ-p4xA
• Ruizu X Series Guide • user in need to help ID'ing this Ganzo knife • Ausfag customs take AussieAnon's Karambit needs a license to import certain knives in Aus Ganzo's and Sanrenmu's get through fine though • user got himself a Ganzo and Sanrenmu starter pack

thx user

my mi5 came in. hk goldway on ali, sellers shipping method, took 16 days to come to lithuania. i absolutely love it, charged to 60% in around 25 minutes, the screen brightness options are crazy, fp scanner just werks, its blazingly fast when upgraded from an sgs3. just updated it to miui8 OTA.

cant attatch a ss, oh well. btw the added adapter is trash.

shoo shoo shitty litthy

>lithuania
WEW
E
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Ordered dial-up modem to get Dreamcast on the internet, looked exactly like the one with proper hardware. Came today and it's a fucking softmodem, which is impossible to install on any linux without recompiling kernel.
I hope that Chink will return the money and I can get Dell one for like 3x times the price and the same casing...

Have you tested that battery tester? I wouldn't mind getting one as I've seen it on the randomizer but I want someone else to take the bullet if it sucks.

ok bye

i dont like being bullied :::----(((((

Is that the Sanremu-branded CRKT Drifter I see? I recently got my first knife with G10 scales and I've been eyeing that one as another G10 knife as it turns out I fucking love the feel of G10.

>which is impossible to install on any linux without recompiling kernel
I thought the Dreamcast was Windows CE?

Good luck getting a working modem, user.

So what knives can you get into Australia? I wanna get a tiny knife to open shit with and just fuck around with (But aliexpress blocked my prepaid card so my options are limited to where I can buy from)

>there is only one person in all of Lithuania who could possibly post in /csg/

Ignore the shitposters.

Why are here so many Lithuanians? This country only has 2.9 million inhabitants. Even the federate state I live here in Germany has more than 3 times more people.
Is it always the same guy?

I mean Lithu only has a population of like 10 people
so him being the only one autistic enough to be not only on Sup Forums but on /csg/ isn't that slim of a guess

can't you get the official one?
I actually had one and the sega keyboard, shit was cash

cnet.com/news/windows-ce-notably-absent-from-dreamcast-launch/

>Ordered dial-up modem to get Dreamcast on the internet
but why

thanks brother
ive posted here like max 6 times idk about the others lol.
sub 3mil. theres enough for us to stay on the suicide charts for the next milennia, therefore enough for a couple of us to browse csg.

forthegloryofsatan.jpg

>suicide charts
add one number to Lithuania's chart please

Not Australian but from my observation of the thread you have a 50/50 chance of any knife actually making it to your mailbox.

To play PSO2 obviously

>sub 3mil

no wonder why you are so miserable

Any, you apparently just need written permission from the Minister for Immigration and Border Protection.

So take whatever Aussie homemade shank you have and get the twat to sign that form for you.

t. bullies

don't be so triggered m8

figured out how to attatch the pic. you have to manually turn the storage permission on for clover in the security app.

ugh miui is disgusting

Buy a better mic

Hay niggas I have few hundred bucks to blow. Have already all this shit like tablets, watches, headphones and music player.

What are some interesting stuff I can get for ~200 yuros ?

i kinda like it so far. if i find it unconvenient in the future i will download nova.

>disgusting
>looks better than touchwiz & stock android
???

You know you can theme it if you want to indulge in such vanity, right? Not that I care - mostly I'm just happy with it being pretty useful.

Even the chinks know it
s.aliexpress.com/RjAZNBBZ

>slapping a coat of paint over top a piece of shit makes it not a piece of shit anymore
nice one

Dial-up modem as in modem you plug into USB port, not modem in Dreamcast.

fuck off

its like slapping some make up on your mum.

aliexpress.com/item//32699721915.html

nice toilet paper, man

It's a great UI with a great range of stock apps, as far as I'm concerned.

Definitely a lot better than AOSP and I also choose it over CWM and derivatives.

Not sure what your problem is with it, but feel free to use something else.

Does Geekbuying really ship within 2-7 days?

Official what? Broadband adapter costs 150 quid. I would rather pay 10 for a modem and make use of RPi.
I don't know, to play games online?

For items in stock, sure.

But that means it LEAVES their place at that time.

For it to arrive at your home ~at that point, you're gonna have to do an expensive express shipment (at least expensive for small items - with larger items like a xiaomi air purifier 2, there usually isn't much of a choice).

tfw MIUI 8 for the Redmeme Pro 3 is still on Lollipop

;-;

miui 7 was on 6.0 for the mi5 too

>being on Sup Forums
>not expecting this
>mfw

come on niggers, something that my house don't get raided for

Only if you're on the plebtastic stable verison.

Install 6.9.9 if you care.

>tipping the mailman.

Is this a new meme?

Ah, I see, fair enough then. Ali seems to be a few days quicker in this case.

aliexpress.com/item//32542661099.html

it's pretty medium old, but quite obscure

only really had the spotlight for one or two threads

just testing something, ignore me

Which I am on. I can flash a new rom onto it without asking permission from my Chinese Masters right?

kinda

I give him presents for christmas and easter

The 6.9.9 Global Dev ROM is also signed by the Chinese Masters already.

Just grab it off the download section at en.miui.com and install it through the updater app. You'll be on the Dev "branch" even in the updater henceforth.

Awesome. Thanks user