HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>100GB 4G for 1.5$

Non Indians eternally BTFO. Thank you based Mukesh!

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The real question is, will this amount of data help you find a toalet?

>Gets massive market share
>Competitors go away
>Crank up prices as data scarcity is an ISP myth
>Mukesh becomes first to successfully shit on a billion people
Mark my words

Yes. Discover and rate toilets near you!
Take that poo to the loo.

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.neologicx.toiletfinder&hl=en

>Implying Baba Ramdev will not save us With Patanjali 5G network.

>those round-ass Gandhi glasses in the app's logo

Just beware of business monopolies, before you become as "developed" as the west.

This dude's not aware that there are no toilets and the app is subtly encouraging him to shit in the ocean.

>Skidmark my words

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>This App shows wrong info It says Patiala bus stand toilet is free to use but ppl have to pay to use it

DESIGNATED

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SHITTING

APP

>Pajeet saying toilet finder app is unnecessary

>somehow mobile data justifies living in the horrible shit-hole that is India

>india will be the first country to hit the fan with shit at 5G speed for free
PAJEET MY SON

There is always BSNL as an alternative to keep them in check

SHARTING

indian escobar?

IN

MART

Isnt $1.5 like your weekly salary?

No its how much I pay your mom every week

I earn that much just by writing this during work

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will this work with my quad sim phone and govt subsidized EDGE

Still doesnt stop you being a culture of child rapists and shit in the street dirty fucking brown cunts.

>curry nigger cant handle the bants
Kek

Isn't India a massive coverage shithole, excuse the edgy pre-teen pun, regarding cell carriers?
I thought they had a massive monopoly and government oppression for anyone else willing to try their hand in it.

This is just going to make that worse. Completely eliminate competition by taking a loss (Or no profits, depending who you believe) and subsequently strangle the customers once this is achieved.

looks like you cant handle the bants

lel

>no you
They really trained you well with this at the shitposting boot camp, Pajeet.

im actually a white american, i was just pretending to be pajeet

100gb?
i get unlimited 4G for 5 euros.

Still makes you an inbred dumb cunt.

I have unlimited 4G for 20 Euros and I don't live in a country where people shit in the streets.

Suck it India.

Okay mehmet, you win

Same, also nice trips.

In my country street shits on YOU

Good for you, Mr. Agent Smith.

Soviet India?

>Unlimited gb
>Speed cucked after like 20 gb
hmm

Unlimited 4G for 10 euro for me, not too bad.
Plus same benefit as this guy. I'm white.

People already pay that much for 3G/2G plans despite the low salary, since it's the only source of Internet and entertainment for majority of pajeets.

Just (post) Soviet, our streets are literally shit.

In my case it's "we don't give a fuck, use 300GB a month if you want" unlimited

>it's showing the ocean as a toilet
Kek

I co-own and am the CEO of an ISP in India and I can tell you Jio is not going to do very well. You may ask me questions.
Proof in pic.

what is your favorite food

If it's free, you're the product

>I can tell you Jio is not going to do very well.

Elaborate

Poo in loo
Curry bum

penis

Why is joi not going to do 'very well'? Is it going to do 'just' well'?

On my phone and a little busy but in short they have very little spectrum where it matters. Bandwidth costs are very little when you scale up. Spectrum for wireless matters. They have 20 MHz on 2300 which is close to WiFi frequency so restricted to heavy users, mostly indoors but that'll never reach them in the first place. In 1800 band they have like 4.5 MHz, which is peanuts in large cities. Their last mile is already choking in Mumbai and medium-big size cities. Their fiber plans are interesting but they are not focussing on that sadly. Lots of issues really but is hard to summarise here.
Also it isn't unlimited or anything. 7.5$ for 4 GB after launch.

Only takes a google search to find out that voice is VoLTE only text also isn't based on 2,3G they don't even have 2,3 G bands.

It's not free though.

Bandwidth costs are still cheap for india

DELEGATED

Jio is not going to make money directly through its network, its actual goal is to collect big data from its consumers so it dropping the industry price to the lowest to do so

With peering and buying downstream bandwidth from 3rd parties makes it cheap. Transit is still expensive at 10$ per meg min tho.
Jio buys a lot of bandwidth/peers in Singapore.
A part of the reason is stupid laws. Like VOIP and server hosting is still in a legal grey area.

They have a lot of VAS services. Visit their website ffs
VAS is known to fail with most telecos. Look at Wynk and Airtel Money. They have to decide if they want to be a serious ISP or just joke around. They need to pay their investors in a few years time. Also RIL has not done well in retail and for good reason

Time will tell, they raised a lot of money to capture the market. It will be clear soon whether or not that will be enough

Rcom did something similar back in the day and were not very successful. Airtel and other telecos are much much bigger now

They are raising Rs 15000 crores in capital soon, its going to take a lot of time to burn through that much cash

That's like $2 in real money.

Not much and they need to pay their investors soon. Money is not free

>Not much and they need to pay their investors soon

says who?

So it costs 2 blowjobs from your mom

Чтo зa oпepaтop и гдe?

Says common sense.

Why would investors expect returns anytime soon?

They just launched, they will wait for a few years at least. Jio is literally pre-revenue right now

I think their timeline for returns is 1-2 years from now. They are already 1-2 years behind the launch date

>developer
>Ministry of Urban Development, Govt. of India

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Are you the Hayai guy?

2 years is stil a lot of time, we will have to wait and see what happens

Did you guys sign up with Torbox?

I'm don't lie on the internet.

It won't make money when the spectrum chokes with those plans.

Shitty marketing meme. Caching torrents is a bad idea, especially when you have to use policy based routing on non high end routers.

Delhi Fag here
Fuck Gio my unlimited broadband with no speed cuck running at constant 20mbps for 11$ a month.
Feels good to live in the capital.
>tfw my friend owns a gio sim and speed test shows 8mbps

Do you poo in the loo?

Fuck you Delhite. I hope you get bombed.

POO

PooOooooOoooooOooooOoooo?

We all know pajet's 5G is equivalent to our 3G network.

American broadband last mile scene is 3rd world tier so its not like you can boast about it
Also more people using wireless=slower it is going to be. India is densely populated

actually, it likely will

you could easily use 1000gb of data to search for maps to find one

you would probably have to do a road-march or something though

D E S I G N A T E D

India is literally a shit show. I travel a lot and can personally say wireless and wired internet is Yemen tier. Afghanistan, Ethiopia, and Nigeria have better infrastructure then the fragmented poo caked Indian networks. The only decent access is buying a dedicated fiber line.

The nearest toilet in India is across the border in China.

Kek
So so mad

Poo in it!

Jesus. I'd literally kill myself if I was indian.

>It won't make money when the spectrum chokes with those plans.

Its not prioritizing to make money, they are just following the Uber model. they have enough cashflow to survive a decade

>gio

He is right though, Indian mobile network is shit.

American networks arent that much better either because US has its own telecom cartel

Euro is the only good region with decent mobile network

Will the 100GB bandwidth cap really be enough to run a fake microsoft tech support scam with a profit?

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POO

LOO

Maybe you could spend that $1.50 on using a public toilet, Arundhati.

Do indians realize that their names are ridiculous? I mean, who the fuck would want to be called Panjeeb Manjabarabi. Why can't they get some decent names like John or Andrew.


Instead it's Denjeet and Sanjay. What a joke of a country.

>t. Norwegian phone plan owner that pays 70 Euros per month

I wouldn't be surprised if I earned 10 times as much as an average pajeethole