Lets have a cringe fest, shall we?

lets have a cringe fest, shall we?

takeout.google.com/settings/takeout
>go to link
>download your archive
>unzip
>go to searches
>post earliest results

this thread sound promising i'm waiting for my results do download

nevermind it was just a bunch of searches of me setting up Arch 2 years ago

I don't have anything since I'm not retarded enough to
1. Be logged into Google when using their search engine.
2. Have a Google account.
3. Use Google's search engine.

I don't even have searches

>first search is looking for cp
>several next searches are looking for sex workers
....fuck

This. What do??

go to settings and delete your google data... and hope they'll delete it.

Protip : they wont

Just hope pic related wasn't a slogan and it was a reminder.

just did a search in the search history page, fuck downloads lmoa
Nov 3, 2007
kennykitsune deviantart
Mar 19, 2009
how to make a fursuit
Mar 20, 2009
fursuit makers
fursuit makers
Oct 8, 2011
Minecraft
Oct 11, 2011
redstone

Hello, Pistol

>gay dog sex

DELET THIS

top kek
google has nudes of my ex that i lost

Please tell me you didn't actually search for this shit?

Most likely bored, depressed and very drunk back then.

>Searches only go back to 2013

It's shit.

I've had a Gmail account since like 2006 when it was invite only.

That's cringeworthy enough in itself.

>no archive available
what did they mean by this

>best xebec ecchi
>watch haiyore nyaruko-san
>Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle Cars ecchi
>ecchi manga with nudity

I was apparently both drunk and horny that day.

Why are searches not even in the link? Where are all of you getting it?

Pretty sure I opted out of this year's ago and I've never logged into chrome or used it for that long

It's only if you agreed to store your searches in Google server.

google stores it, it just doesn't show up to you mate.
same for me.

So google has all my searches back to 2008 stored? and you guys bitch about Win 10 taking your privacy, you have no such thing already.

>Performing questionable searched while logged into a google account
>Ever logging into a jewgle account

Just end yourself.

>you guys bitch about Win 10 taking your privacy
It's an ironic meme.

No one sane actually cares.

>type lolita on imagefap search

back to at least may 2007

>he doesn't post the nudes
When has this become an amateur site? Just make a dump thread on Sup Forums, FFS

what should I download? It doesn't have searches

you're dumb

you're dumb

your dumb

you're dumb

Google chrome has a sort of network keylogger. As soon as you start typing in the address bar it sends the keystrokes to googles servers. It's supposedly for search prediction but it can also be used to just straight up keylog you.

How do i delete the archive?

>implying I haven't disabled history log
>implying I'm logged in when searching
>implying I use Google in first place

mine goes back to 2009 when i actually used google

>WoW best gear
>what is the fastest way to get six pack
>drowning pool

i'm fucking laughing

>invite only
'cause it was really hard to get an invite

>archive is 2gb

oh boy here we go

>don't even have a search folder
I disabled it long ass time ago I guess
the only thing it download was 200mb pc troubleshoot video i uploaded to youtube.

nvm it auto-deletes itself in a week

well that was a fucking waste of my time. it took up 2gb because it downloaded my youtube videos.

this.
I had 0 searches.
nothing in that archive revealed anything about me(aside from the youtube videos). I guess I was smart back then and disabled that shit ages ago.

based

Should've unmarked YouTube, this is gonna take forever

No one said that, you massive fucking faggot.

It was an indication of an approximation of time expected for the beginning of the logs.

>searches go all the way back to sixth grade
okay well maybe I wasn't a total weirdo then
>first search is "fat anime"
Please kill me

I misunderstood.

Can't unzip this shit

Wait this shit exists?

That means the google account I use for work as every google search I did recorded?

Thanks god my boss is retarded with computers

>Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle Cars ecchi
What.

aeromorph

>BrowserHistory.json
>1kb

Feels good not being part of the botnet

Damn straight you misunderstood, you dumb little faggot cuntflap

>no period at end of sentence
>usage of nonsense expletive "cuntflap"

2/10, poor impersonation of me.

It's creating my archive now, but I already disabled search history years ago. Should I still be worried? Probably.

>I already disabled search history years ago
Then nothing will show up in your archive.

They still have it, but they won't put it in the archive.

>not deleting your search history regularly

LOL pistol isn't qualified to make a fur suit and she knows it.

Literally nothing except my gmail which I don't use for anything. I don't even have a "searches" folder.

Taking them a while to make...

Good thing you can disable that in the settings.

...

>bookmarks
>it's just a HTML file containing my actual address and name of college

No one tried to impersonate you, cuntflap.

2007
>radcliffe sex
>Virtual Pet Slave Girl
>hentai 3d
>Virtual Valerie 2
>emma watson nude
>teenager sex rapidshare.com/files/
>пoдpocтoк ceкc

2008
>lolicon rapidshare
>teen site:.br
>lolicon brazil sex
>Olympia Nelson sex
>forced to orgasm
>sasha gray hogtied
>wooden Trojan horse sex
>hentai riding horseback
>Imouto Jiru
>Choisuji
>Daiakuji
>CodeGear Delphi for PHP 2.0

Oh god, that brings back memories. Middle school was a weird time.

holy shit, my archive consist of a 6 part download. Does google has so much info on me?? I clicked everything though

it's 10 GB lmao

>>пoдpocтoк ceкc
no 2poc tok kek

I'm a student. I do.

>giving 10 to the botnet
good goy

mine was 86mbs

checked everything

It contained only emails and bookmarks, nothing else.

oh well

>what is incognito mode / what are different browser profiles
>what are VPNs or proxies
How can anybody use google for stuff that is not meant to be associated to your account?
Google's slogan "Don't be evil" doesn't mean that you can be as retarded as you want...

Interesting that my searches only go back to 2011. I've had this account since 2004/5. Any idea?

pistol isn't smart enough for redstone use in Minecraft
... which probably explains the Google search

oh fuck i forgot about that ip address trick

>orkut
HUE HUE HUE

FUCK OFF

I just noticed that his iPhone is sticking out of his pants

>"how to create a youtube poop sony vegas"
>"free 2012 employee time cards"
>"kung fu panda 2 hd dvdrip torrent english"
>"money ball z/"
>"i dont get letterbomb"
>"doopburner"
>"Rip flash games"
>"DERPY MY LITTLE PONY WIKI"
>"nickelodeon arabic"

The most weirdest ones were
>"frequent urination in teenage boys"
and this:
>"Ik zou wel willen maar het is niet mogelijk om hem sync te laten lopen ik heb van alles geprobeerd maar de nederlandse aflevering is 1,5 minuut korter dan het orgineel en het oprekken en inkrimpen van de aflevering per conversatie zou me veels te lang duren :( (zoals je merkt loopt hij ene moment wel sync drna niet) En is niet ondankbaar hoor :P is te begrijpen"}

to be fair, kung fu panda 2 was pretty dope user.

My record goes all the way back to September 2006. 10 years ago. I was only 15.

>3TB on gdrive.

No thank you

>basshunter mp3 download
How do I erase that shit?

You don't... This will be written on your gravestone.

Downloading my archive now
>tfw 18.8 GiB

How do you see the size?

>always log out of my Gag on my dick account
>8 search results from 2010-2016

Obviously I'm not as on the ball as I thought but you niggers are ridiculous.

That's when they started recording them permanently

>Mt. Gox went insolvent
>dosing 25C powder
>drinking with benzos
>Südstern 44
>4-aco-dmt oral or insufflated
>DMT erowid
>legally able to grow your own opium

LMAO FADED AF
Don't even give a shit anymore I did it enough back then

THE FUCKING DOWNLOAD IS CAPPED AT UNDER 180KB/S

Mine only goes back to april 2016?

>youtube

>ask google to download your data
>now they know you've got something to hide

I have no data

Had this account since 2012 I think.

im pretty happy it only goes back to 2013 desu senpai

2008
>how do you tell how many MB's your video card has
>smile
>gigle
>Tristan und die Okarina
>is there consent of the governed in mexico
>bionicle 4th movie

Are these people who visit Sup Forums retarded enough to stay logged in to their google accounts 24/7? Logging out is like the bare minimum of privacy, I expected better of you.

Come now user, show us all the meet 'n fucks.

Well shit, I'd better redo it without that. I'm probably pushing half a terabyte on Youtube.

Google's slogan is so tragically misunderstood

It's not meant for google, it's meant for YOU. Don't be evil, as in “we're watching you”