/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

News:

• user got an iPhone 5S case for $0.14 • user got Rock Zircon Nano headphones and KZ-ED4 • user ordered a camera backpack and a action camera • user got a Fiio M3 and likes it • user got chink LEGO batman • user got a 5€ knife • user got a USB WiFi card for his Pi • user ordered wooden headphones • Chink SSDs on sale • KZ ZS3 headphones are on sale (more than $10 under) • user got a Blackview phone
• Apparently has mostly stock Android (except for the launcher) • user does quick pro/con list of Cubot Note S • Cheap flash drives (16GB for 2 bucks) Previous thread:

Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/store/product/2015-New-Single-Board-Computer-Mini-Desktop-Z3735f-Mini-PC-X30-N2930-N2930-1-83GHZ-Support/1169094_32444788695.html
banggood.com/Pepsi-P1S-5_5-Inch-2_5D-2GB-RAM-16GB-ROM-MT6592-Octa-Core-Smartphone-p-1066089.html
gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_313950.html
aliexpress.com/item/this-comes-up-every-single-thread/32654990643.html
aliexpress.com/item/Mr-Bones-Skeleton-Human-Skeleton-Model-with-Dog-Cute-Mini-Figure/32705800842.htm
aliexpress.com/store/product/memephone/2026051_32727803466.html
gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_243426.html?wid=3
gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_434477.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

any word on the best place for Nomos fakes? been looking on ali but even the new sellers don't seem to have any

Ayy thanks dude but I'm not working late shifts anymore.

ok senpai, I'll let you have the threads now
But I did learn how to compile the news properly c:

Can anyone explain to be why gearbest is opening a ticket themselves asking me if there are any problems with the order and if not I should just close it? Makes no sense to me.

pls You didn't include that I got some garbage Piston Airs

I received a screen/digitizer from chinkland in a box that looked like it could have had a frozen organ in it. I'll try to install it tomorrow.

oh shit, sorry m8, I generally skim over ones that don't have pictures

>try

Should be pretty easy desu, removing the old screen can be done destructively because I just ordered the entire thing. I ain't messing with reglueing the screen to a digitizer.

The Nexus 5 screens i bought always came packed like this, and the customs opened them like 4/5 times.

Good job! Definitely appreciate you covering my ass while I'm unable to post or make threads during my morning shifts though. (6:30 to 14:30GMT+1)

Should I replace my old pistons 3 with the new kz zst? Wait for reviews? Take one for the team and do a review myself? Anybody ordered them yet?

sure, will do

>old pistons 3
literally why

did you break them

yeah I had to pick mine up from a post office for some fucking reason, was kinda worried about shit like that, but it wasn't resealed or anything. I wouldn't want hamfisted retards handling muh components. No idea why I had to pick it up tho, might give the postalfags a call about that, because our mailman is a faggot anyways. definitely not tip-worthy :^)

I think they are starting to break up from usage have been using them for two years non stop 9 hrs every day and the sleeve on the cable is pretty fucked up too

yep, I still have the spare of my Nexus 5 in the box

aliexpress.com/store/product/2015-New-Single-Board-Computer-Mini-Desktop-Z3735f-Mini-PC-X30-N2930-N2930-1-83GHZ-Support/1169094_32444788695.html

What would someone use something like this for? Blowing their fingers off?

Bump for

weren't there cheaper usb drives like 32GB running around in /csg/ a few days ago? hoping for dirt cheap 32GB and 64GB usbs

are you still around user? would love and appreciate a dump/share/gallery zip/link or something

banggood.com/Pepsi-P1S-5_5-Inch-2_5D-2GB-RAM-16GB-ROM-MT6592-Octa-Core-Smartphone-p-1066089.html

>i bought this phone for 87 euros
>flashed different rom because stock was full of malware
>even the custom had some malware
>i removed it all and installed google stock apps because there is no other custom rom
>build quality is very good for the price
>screen is very good
>snappy
>camera is ok for simple stuff

>>flashed different rom because stock was full of malware
>>even the custom had some malware
wew

Welcome to the mediatek world!

that's why you fucking throw the custom on a vm before spinning it on your phone, retard

I just want to be 100% sure so that I don't fuck up.
gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_313950.html
I want to buy this SSD and was wondering if the cables to an HDD that I have on my computer will work for it, or will it come with cables itself?

If I were to say ' boipucci ', what chinkphone would you think of?
(apart from iphone, like user said)

Anyone have micro usb cables to recommend?

Best gamer mousepad or animu mousepads on aliexpress, please.

it'll use a standard SATA, so your HDD cable will work

(assuming it's from the last century)

Just one of these?

Probably check out the cable situation before ordering, maybe you can buy an extra cable and use both.

Just ordered ree headlamp.

mi4c

I already have 2 HHD's. The one I am changing out is slow as shit too.

Any < 1.00 USD 4+GB USBs?

Now this I can work with.

both of them

One is for power other for data IIRC

Make your own senpai

aliexpress.com/item/this-comes-up-every-single-thread/32654990643.html

Youve simply burnt them in which is good

Are shark sd cards good enough to do temporary backups on?

I was gonna wipe clean my comp soon and was thinking instead of buying a full HDD ill just buy an sd+adapter and put whatever little shit I need on that.

How well do they do in the long term?

Also what are pic related called?

Alright, thanks man.

>tfw all my friends are wary of giving even their PayPals to the chinks
>so they go through me instead
>always charge a lil bit more than what the price is

Sorry, just the iPhone comes to mind.

> gamer mousepad
Just pick one of the popular ones. Your mouse can take it, it's mostly about how you want it to look and what you prefer to feel on your hands.

> animu mousepads
Get one printed with your favorite dickgirl waifu doing it with a shark. Custom is best.

It's all over aliexpress and I think on multiple stores from the /csg/ wiki. Just find it.

That said, I don't like that one. Not the best design for hands, even if it has muh LEDs.

Key covers?

no senpai, they actually crackle and pop when the music is loud, two years of straight up eurobeat and happy hardcore have taken its toll i think

Didn't you throw a hissy fit and retire?

anyone order prescription glasses from china?

>Take one for the team and do a review myself?
Be a chink shit pioneer

Yeah sound good user they are fine for that kind of thing.

First time with GearBest. What shipping method?

>Switzerland Post Unregistered (0,74$)
>Belgium Post Unregistered (1,94$)
>Netherlands Post Unregistered (free)
>Surface Mail (1,62$)

>Pepsi P1SS phone

Meizu M3

What cunt?

If you're going unregistered might as well go with the free one

Great! I'll get an m3s/mini

Keep it cheap. Netherlands unless you have a reason not to, in which case Switzerland next.

S-Should I?

Don't stay away from FlymeOS
t. FlymeOS user

Fuck off Lithu you filty pedo

iPhone SE Rose Gold

because you're a sissy and you have tiny sissy hands

Don't, stay away from FlymeOS

Chink copies of weeb figure blindboxes?

>letting KMAR touch your USB cables

Yeah, i haven't opened them yet, i will if somebody is really interested in them i think im just gonna flip them for $10 each

Chinks have finally started copying Pose Skeletons by Re-Ment, these little Skele figures are all the rage over at /toy/

aliexpress.com/item/Mr-Bones-Skeleton-Human-Skeleton-Model-with-Dog-Cute-Mini-Figure/32705800842.htm

doot doot

nobody talking about this meme?
aliexpress.com/store/product/memephone/2026051_32727803466.html

Is it really THAT bad?

WHAT? Yotaphone that cheap?

oh damn

If I wasn't poor as fuck I'd get one

Yes, lots of useless bloat, missing features from vanilla android it's really that bad, one of the worst ROMs i've tried

Has anyone heard of the company Goophone? I have.

Gearbest bad gateway'ing when you try to log in or view cart for anyone else right now?

>Released 2014, December
No.

it's a fucking two screened phone with one being e-ink

yes, very yes

got like 5 of these, ordered a tablet screen protector and it was in the same kind of packing but huuuuge.

Dude I bought some of those curved back support things from ali-whatever and I got the same kind of email making sure I had received them and everything was cool.

>huuuuge
Donald, go back to campaning

thought about that when posting
me too thanks

>tfw my USB cable hasn't come in almost a month later
Makes me wonder if Customs damaged it

What the fuck even. How does Android even deal with that?

R E F U N D
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Hasn't been 30 business days yet
As soon as it is, I'm asking for one if it's not in

It obviously isn't too hard, since LG did a similar two screen thing (but one one tiny display above the regular one)

Android is flexible yo

Screen protectors for days

but why

>sell for 20 bucks each to normies

Sure open one up and flip the rest for profit that's what's been done at conventions for god knows how long now.

Aspiring porn director user here, thanks for all the camera input in the earlier thread.
Anyone can recommend chink non-action cams?

I'm pretty much still undecided, because I'd like to do some silly stuff like strapping the cam to my doggo, do a bit of underwater and fishing stuff - maybe built a semi retarded submarine drone. Then again I'm pretty sure that I would end up with 50% outdoor/indoors stuff anyway.

If I'd go action cam what would you guys recommend, I'm thinking about the sj5000x below. But I hear the mic is pretty shit, should I git a git instead?
gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_243426.html?wid=3

oh, carry on then

>porn director
>strapping camera to doggo

we deepweb now?

>Aspiring porn director
>strapping the cam to my doggo
>do a bit of underwater
> I would end up with 50% outdoor/indoors stuff

nice

The action cams are probably fine for indoor use, you just need a lot of artificial light to make the video not be shit.

You won't find cheap cameras that are good in low light conditions.

ok if this post ends up in odds i'll open nozomi and keep her, else i will keep eli

Thanks user, thats the right one

What about storing family pictures/documents on them over a long term? I guess nobody has had them for long enough yet, but are normal ones prone to fail?

dubs pick what item under $2 I get

cheapest buttplug

that $21 android box is back
gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_434477.html

get something kawaii


Does anyone have experience getting chink flashlights? I see a Cree in OP's image and got a pair of Rosewills from the egg last year for $10, love them but haven't seen any more for a good deal since then.

I got a keychain light powered by 3 LR44 batteries but it's not in yet. Video of it looks pretty good but GearBest doesn't have it in stock any more