Strange device

I found this in the pavement near my house. What is it? Looks like an electronic key

Probably an electronic house key or something.

Butt plug

It has the name of the local council estate on the tag. Might be for there but the flats don't have electronic locks

It looks like one of those submissive trackers one of my friend's has. Sticks it up his ass and his boyfriend knows wherever he is on GPS, and can press something to make it vibrate. It's supposed to prevent cheating.

Until you can provide more description and photos, I'm going with this too.

What kind of descriptives do you want? Measurements?

So you're saying it dropped out someone's arse? Licking it wasn't a good idea then

Unless it belonged to a clean and pink butthole like my friends I reccomend avoiding touching it.

I'll put it in mine. That should counteract anything wrong with it, right?

Maybe they have electronic keys for storage, electric car charging, common areas or something like that and normal keys for house doors.

It's a council estate so I doubt they'd have anything that nice. I heard they installed gates to stop people cutting through on their way into town so it might be for those

Does it look the same on the other side?
Are there any buttons?
Are there any markings?
Does it appear to be user openable?
Can you open it? What's inside?

It's exactly the same on the other side. It's about 2cm long and 1 cm wide and doesn't seem to weigh more than 10 grams at the most. No markings other than the green band, and their are no buttons. It doesn't seem to open. I've tried unscrewing it and pulling the two halves apart but nothing came loose.

This The black halves are electrodes with the green section providing insulation. When you insert it, your rectum then closes the circuit.

Used to have something exactly like that for my car, but this is obviously for a house or storage of some kind.

Open it, fag

I can't, poofter. It doesn't open

It's an electronic key. This is mine.

use a hammer

Well, learn something new everyday. Neat.

Cool. What do you use it for?

it's a buttplug

It's a key. It obviously opens something. Maybe some place that's located near where you found the key. Maybe someone's apartment or even a secret facility. At the very least, a garage.

It's to open gates and doors at the office out of hours.

I assume it takes records of entries too.

I said in an earlier post that it has the name of the local council estate on it. Which is basically a couple blocks of subsidised flats. I'm just wondering what you use it for because I doubt they'd have anything fancy in such cheep accommodation

Cute. Who is she?

What estate is it? Most estates are like fort knox(?) nowadays. It will open entry gates for vehicles and pedestrians. Go to the estate and on entry points you'll see a raised grey panel roughly 80mm by 40mm, press it against that and it will open the gate.

It won't be for apartment entry though.

It's a key

The place is pretty lax on security because I live a nice small town. I've pretty much worked out its for the gates that stop people from using it as a shortcut because the residents complained. I have a friend who lives their but he was busy with work up until recently and he confirmed its for the gate

Tinashe

The system not the fob.

She seemed cute but looking at the pictures after looking her up she's nothing but a whore

>And user in his mighty wisdom finally realised that woman are generally whores.

I was putting icecubes into my wife's anus on Saturday night, her request too.

Please don't say that. I want my girlfriend to be pure

Pure Christian?

I wouldn't call all women whores. Just most of them

Go to r/cheating, it will break your heart.

Inb4 plebbit, the stories of the people getting cheated on are fucking brutal and a good little read too.

Just looked it up and there doesn't seem to be a subreddit for that. Is it from the cheater or the person who was cheated ons viewpoint

Its a key fob, it pairs with a reader that's wired to an electric release lock. Probably a apartment communal door or parking gate.

I really don't visit reddit that often.

Hang fire I'll find it for you.

r/cheaters

A mans worst nightmare.

About 15 op's down.

I couldn't figure out how to copy the URL, I'm phone posting.

There's a reason why her Instagram is more popular than everything else she does combined. I liked her music years ago when she was underground, but once Drake got involved and she got more noticed she just upped the whoring even more and went mainstream with her songs. She's just desperate and has no talent so she's whoring out to get any attention she can. More pictures for me though. They literally had to force artists to work with her. She's my 3D waifu so I support her decisions.

r/cheaters
r/CheatingSluts
r/CheatingPorn
r/relationships
r/cheatingwives
r/CheatingWifeVideo
r/caughtcheating
r/Realcheaters
r/TheFuckingClub

r/caughtcheating seems to be the best.

I'm not after degenerate porn. I'm just curious on the signs so if some whore does ever cheat on me I can be clean of the relationship quickly

> I'm just curious on the signs so if some whore does ever cheat on me

Don't worry chap I doubt it will happen, you need an entry point level of social skills to even wildly entertain such a fantasy of having a girlfriend.

You read it yet?

His marriage came tumbling down in 5 minutes and in such circumstance he was left crying in his garage with a gun and bottle of whiskey.

Its a key fob, for electronic locks. Here's mine

It was solved about 2 hours ago

The signs are this:
1. Does she have a vagina?

If yes, she's cheating on you.

If no, she is still cheating on you.
Welcome to the 21st cenutry.

Serves him right for falling for a succubus.

Fell at the first hurdle.

She has a feminine Penis, should I still be worried, still 2 holes though right.

You can only suspect due to recent changes in their behavior or schedules and then spy on them to get evidence. However, this is a bad way to live and think because you'll be paranoid all the time. Don't do this for your own sanity.

If she's above average in attractiveness there's a high chance she'll cheat or already is. If she's ugly she won't cheat because she can't unless someone better has a fetish for her. Sometimes you can tell by looking at a woman that she's just whore-ish. Think of how Instagram models look.

Bottom line is IF she can, she'll cheat. OR at the very least she will instantly drop you for someone better. Only way to prevent this is to be rich. However, that has its own problems due to gold diggers and such, but that seems the most efficient way if you don't mind understanding love is a meme. I don't wanna be a bandwagon hopping all women are whores type person, but it is what it is... Maybe not whores per say, but ANY woman will leave you for someone better if they can. Very few women are actually loyal and I'd dare say that they're loyal because they don't have a choice such as them being ugly.

>t.Sup Forumsentleman

Continue reading the post past the 10th word

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Yeh sorry bud.

I guess you're right. I'm too much of a social retard to get a girlfriend
It's pretty depressing

Op that is an RFID key. Find a flat plastic slab on a wall and try it. It will beep and let you in if it's the right key. Its probably for the maintenance areas of that estate where the public camt go. They are used to release magnetic locks.

Used to have these at my last job.

That's a nice pepe. Can I save it?

Shit mate I was only joking, I'm an ugly tard and I've managed to have plenty of girlfriend some could even be described as female. Settled down with a family now.

My trick was always alcohol while specialising intill I was comfortable with the person. A joint 1 hour before sex and I was calm and could last at least 20 minutes, then more when it was regular.

You'll get there mate.

vending machine key if you are in europe, i don't know if outside

You're 3 hours late and wrong.

This fucking thread I swear.

It's a key for a secure business, a lot of companies use them

Yeh

Thanks.

What's wrong with it?