/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• user reviews the Yotaphone 2 • user bought a Bluetooth remote and a £4 VR Headset • user posts pic of mystery DIY kit and misc chink shit • user gets speedy arrival of a waterproof case for his Xiaomi Yi • user got two knives in 10 days • user bought a $1 usb cable • user got some TP4056 boards for his 60 pence 18650 charger • user complains about the 681 EVO's build quality another user doesn't have the same experience • user takes apart apart his Teclast tablet in hopes of solving a charging problem • JJRC H31 on sale for $23 • user has a minor haul of chink shit Among them two Sanrenmu's 6044 (though now sold out) • user suspects a KZ Official Store employee to be flirting with him • Unbiased Tech Reviews returns with a review of the Xiaomi Yeelight youtube.com/watch?v=gS76nHjIHOw


Previous thread

Other urls found in this thread:

gizmochina.com/2016/09/14/xiaomi-mi-max-mi-4c-explodes-china/
ilaen.ru/cycling-gear/pp_196995.html
gizchina.com/2016/09/12/xiaomi-mi-4c-explosion/
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_246125.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

The curry nigger that maintains CM 13 for the Redmi Note 3 just started working on Nougat.

Feels good man. Chinese phones are the best.

Well try number 2... Anyone know some good chink sunglasses?

I can't find the knockoff raybans for some reason.

Other OP here, more news

• user gets bathroom mat • user gets a USB lamp, car thermometer a ruler and something else • user asks what to do with chink packaging • user's friend gets USB endoscope • user gets some chink lube

user reviews a bottle of dick cancer

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Ali doesn't have Paypal because it's an eBay competitor

And eBay own Paypal

FUCK YOU

WAIT FOR REAL OP

Use AliPay. It's the same thing as Paypal. The sellers never get your info.

That is the "Real" OP

I'm the guy that posted the last 3 or so threads to fill in for him

FUCK THIS THREAD

FUCK THIS THREAD

FUCK THIS THREAD

FUCK THIS THREAD

FUCK THIS THREAD

WAIT FOR THE REAL THREAD

FUCK YOU OP

Got 3 Chink shits today, what will be inside?

yeah, op that puts himself in the news

fuck off, the news here are well made so it's a legit thread

>discord link

Fucking dropped

Eat shit OP

I only put myself in the news when I got chink stuff, family

My 240gb kingdian ssd.

Works fine on my Homtom HT7 Pro. I've never used the AR though so I don't know how that works

...

this

>says what the item is on the package
:^)

Got a Qi charger, a diy soldering kit for some circuit and 10 eeproms


Don't discuss OP, discuss Chink Shit btw

Why shouldn't OP be in news? OP's a chinkshitter too.

Cool, faggotry thread

>discord channel link

czech em

>>says what the item is on the package
>:^)
The description on the package is not really accurate, it only says things like "Integrated circuit" which could be millions of different things

Assembled the kit btw, it's a flashing heart, see webm

I got a screen protector once and it said "Mechanical watch" on the packaging.

loot came in today...

>outputh.webM
wdhmbt?

checking now

Why is Lithu triggered this time? No chicken tendies for dinner again?

>user gets a huge load :^)

>wdhmbt
converted it with ffmpeg and was to lazy to set another filename

you really wanted that line to be in the thread, didn't you

oh shit

yes

Anybody want Cathy from Gearbest's Skype?

nice singles, three times

"cathy"

Very cheap. Very strong.
Has a good low viscosity, makes it spread nicely, thin and even. Rock solid!
Has my seal of approval

I have it already

>Lithuania
>chicken
you mean pidgeon tendies

...

Heart/cat face.

I wasn't sure where I was because of all the checking going on.

Which model is that?

...

What you plan on using it for?

I am trying to make some sort of masturbator, using a fleshlight and 2 raspberry pi's

Will post updates

Show us a diagram of your plan

Guys I was going to get a Xiaomi 3 but then I saw this.

Any user that can confirm this? You can't have a micro sim and a sdhc card at the same time?

It has two sim slots and the second slot is shared with the SD

So you can either have 2 sim cards or a sim card + sd card

it's either a second sim or a microsd card, can't have both

Redmi 3s>Redmi 3.

Hybrid sim on both yeah.

it's for the second sim

>Xiaomi Mi Max and Mi 4c Explodes in China
>gizmochina.com/2016/09/14/xiaomi-mi-max-mi-4c-explodes-china/
fuck, I ordered a mi4c some weeks ago

Xiaomi phones exploding is because chinks use them with fake chargers that give too much voltage to the phones.

probably just to fuck around with

i only needed the logic analyzer, i bought the rest on impulse.

i might try to make some planetracker with the rtlsdr and an rpi

or make a lockbox with the rfid and the motors

why? Isn't snapdragon 616 better? Is the 1gb ram + 16 gb mem worth it?

dOES ANYONE KNOW IF i WANT A DUAL SIM PHONE FOR THR PUTPOSE OF USING ONE FOR CALLS/TEXTS AND ONE FOR DATA DOES IT NEED TO BE DUAL ACTIVE OR WILL DUAL STANDBY DO? i JUST NOTICED i HAVE CAPS ON BUT THERE'S NO GOING BACK NOW

holy shit, I'm glad I didn't fall for this meme, kek

are you sure it's not because of the high temps/high loads?

What about the dual sim + sd card mod?

>Habeeb Onawole

don't ask me, I have no idea. I'm

Some teasing before I'm done converting my camera raw file to something that I can read/convert for Sup Forums.

I wonder which chink wizardry ended up in my package ...
I hope you can at least see one of the item in there, because otherwise you're pretty much blind.

so what are some neat /out/ tier things? like GPS, signal boosters, whatever?

>unironically being called onahole

>are you sure it's not because of the high temps/high loads?
You'll see that the phones always explode when charging.

Same CPU performance but SD430 has a newer GPU (Adreno 505 vs. Adreno 405).

Easy to install and use, nice gadget, cool feature, light is very bright.

ilaen.ru/cycling-gear/pp_196995.html

What does it mean when "the seller has extended Purchase Protection"?

Shoo shoo chinky stinky.

Excellent post comrade, your vodka ration is doubled.

do you have a 3S? is it that much of a difference ?

This one wasn't charging. it exploded in his back pocket.

gizchina.com/2016/09/12/xiaomi-mi-4c-explosion/

Warning: naked ass.

Someone stole my Clip+, and I need a new one alongside a MicroSD card, so can anyone that's owned a meme shark card tell me if they actually last, or are exactly that - a meme, because I see people gushing over them, but never really anything good OR bad

>GPS
you already have that in your phone, you can even have free offline maps and map apps

>signal boosters
just go to gearbest and search for one? if you know how to use linux and follow guides, you could install openwrt in this:
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_246125.html
and use it as a wifi repeater, powered by your powerbank..

shit, that looks terrible...

Sharkies are the best chink cards

On most dual SIM phones, one of them only works with 2G. If that helps somewhat

>sitting on your phone
Shiggy.

Poo in the loo

Trips'o truth m80

nah, .ru is rooski cheeky breeky slavshit

>putting full body heat onto a lithium cell
Gee, I wonder why it exploded.

never using GearShit again

would rather buy fakes from Amazon

You couldn't be more wrong.

nice finger gloves

Been getting audio distortion on music playback with screen off ever since upgrading my Redmi Note 3 to MIUI 8, anyone know of a fix for this shit?

>implying lithuanians have, care for or even know about such decadent western fripperies

>miui
There's your problem

Guess it's some $30 Kingston then

not all of them

there's just one butthurt faggot

The equalizer is broken, it might have something to do with it

How did they chink you?

Probably chinked down sharks

go to sleep, jack ma

they sold him a teclast, and he fucked it up, then wanted a refund, got offered $50 and rejected it.

The CM port didn't seem ready for daily driver usage last time I looked into it.

Thanks, I'll try fiddling a bit with it and see if there's anything that can be done there.

My equalizer crashes instantly when I open it, unfortunately I am rooted and I need FB updates
I'm on 6.9.8 Weekly

>I need FB

What? I don't mean Facebook, I mean fastboot

And currently there are no updates for Redmis 3s

>all shitposts, trolls, or posted saying things I don't like are made by one person from Lithuania