He fell for the smartphone meme

>he fell for the smartphone meme

Grown men are actually throwing money at laptops in smartphone bodies, you don't do anything on your 67" long super quad hyper ultra HD 2398723MAH Samshit Phablet that a $40 smartphone from yesterday couldn't do.

I watch porn.

I can listen to music and use navigation. Low ram budget phones cannot do that.

>inb4 real men use stars to navigate

I spent $200 for a brand new Samsung Galaxy S5 from eBay. I use it constantly to listen to music, talk to my family, friends, and girlfriend. I shitpost on it. Also I look at porn of course. I might end up upgrading to something better when I'm not so poor but I haven't considered it a meme since I was on the HTC MyTouch 3g using Android 1.5. It's actually quite useful and it's always with me.

My 1GB RAM phone can do that just fine

>navigation
>ram hog

kek

still rockin' this trusty ol' bastard. for everything else i have my memepad

Serious question: do you rely on having access to mobile email, and if so, is that the primary reason for having the tablet? Do you constantly carry the tablet around?

If it weren't for email I would literally buy one of these phones this instant. I'm sick of smartphones.

...

sorry, by memepad i mean chinkpad. i never use any email on a phone. too insecure.

Neo/g/ and consumerist fags are a lost cause friendo. I never bought a smartphone or tablet and anyone who has is a moron. Dumbphone and Laptop is still all that is needed and the literal best and most efficient way to work and enjoy life.

>in muh GPS
It's literally built into every car now and if you need GPS for walking or public transportation you're fucked anyway.

>Inb4 muh music
If you can't live a moment with ambient life sound then you're a hopeless social outcast who needs therapy.

>inb4 muh apps
They're just shit versions of what your laptop does better.


Think of the thousands of dollars saved by not buying that stupid niggertech and paying for muh data. Think about just how little your life would be bothered by missing it.

Break the consumerism NEO/G/. You can do it!

I still have a copy of p2kcommander and custom outer display images somewhere in my archives. that RAZR is a damned nice phone.

>Low ram budget phones cannot do that.
literally what

>he fell for the computer meme

Grown men are actually throwing money at super computers in tower bodies, you don't do anything on your 400ghz quad hyper ultra HD AMDtel Dell Onetouch plasma ruboff that a $200 computer from yesterday couldn't do.

Nice bait.

sorry bruh I forgot that watching capeshit on the the toilet for 2 hours before your battery runs out is a truly critical task

Because your NEET life applies to me...

My Lumia 1520 serves me well, but it will be getting replaced by an Elite X3 in a couple months.

My tablet (Nexus 7 2013) allows me to diagnose and recode things all of my vehicles.

With either of these devices, I can now leave my laptop at home most of the time, because the tools I need are also on them.

But hey, whatever gets you moist...

>girlfriend
>touchwizz
jej

You can't shitpost from bed though. You are missing a prime comfy experience friend

>Windows phone
Are you crazy bro? I also use one but this platform is dead.

i use a note 2 and am looking at upgrading to a note 4 soon. i have an 2x extended battery because of my usage. you can continue to shitpost however much you'd like. but your shitheadedness probably bleeds out IRL as well. everybody is snickering behind your back.

>laptops in smartphone bodies
Exactly why I use a smartphone. It allows me to do all the things my PC does except the battery doesn't die in an hour and it fits in my pocket. Why are you against pocket computers? Oh, and if you're buying new computers more often than every 3 years you're doing it wrong.

Not really, especially when tied in with exchange and SharePoint.

>got an 70$ chinkphone
>i don't really need anything more

This guy gets it.

Laptops may be able to do everything my phone does and more, but my phone is in my pocket all the time and easily accessible.

Yes, yes I did. What are you gonna do about it, bitch about it on Sup Forums?

I didn't knew I could carry my laptop with me everywhere and use it while on the bus or while walking around.

>not walking around with a desktop computer attached to a huge extension cord
laptops and smartphones are for pussies

I really am looking forward to buying a tablet, especially if it's a combo of a computer and phone. Surf the web and download apps. No more carrying around power chords or taking up space.

Honestly? Porn.

>dumbphones are not even sold here in NZ anymore.

wew lad.

to be honest i like internet and email and atm app.
And i'm a country hick.

Get with the times gramps

You don't get it op

neo/g/ is full of niggers and spics (ironically because of smartphone bullshit in the first place)

No self-respecting Sup Forumsentooman in his right mind would've given a squirt of piss about a smartphone as anything other than a new vector to troll with

That's why the board is flooded with subnormal-tier tech allergic shit and consumer garbage

why does it matter to you how others spend their money?

Is your own life really this meaningless?

>neo/g/
>neo
as in after Matrix?