For a week, the airpod meme-fest was relentless. So, here we are...

For a week, the airpod meme-fest was relentless. So, here we are, and it looks as if the iPhone7 will be Apples biggest seller yet.

Has the linux meme become so ingrained within the average Sup Forumstard that they've become completely detached from the mainstream?


cnbc.com/2016/09/14/apple-stock-surges-on-preorders-of-iphone-7.html

"Apple stock sees best day since July 27 on preorders of iPhone 7"

cnbc.com/2016/09/13/sprint-t-mobile-iphone-pre-orders-boost-apple-shares.html

"Sprint said pre-orders were up nearly four times, compared to last year. Pre-orders also rose nearly four times at T-Mobile, compared with its next most popular iPhone. "


bgr.com/2016/09/14/iphone-7-sales-pre-orders-att-verizon/

"Pundits and analysts may be of the mind that Apple’s new iPhone 7 represents an unexciting upgrade, but consumers couldn’t disagree more. Following reports that iPhone 7 pre-orders at both T-Mobile and Sprint shattered existing records,"

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I am happy that the coming world war will wipe out most of humanity. It is needed.

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>Apple are pessimistic about pre-orders
>purposefully cut stock so they can use the low supply excuse if the phone tanks
>4x preorder expectations
>shipping is delayed back into November
>seevice providers are freaking out and CS reps have absolutely no idea what's going on
>ordered my 7+ on the day and probably won't get it for weeks
>

Pretty sad that the whole world is embracing change yet a board devoted to technology cries any time someone tries to make something better

>iOS 10 Update puts 'My Little Pony' porn on your iPhone

Fucking kek. Thanks user.

>Pretty sad that the whole world is embracing change yet a board devoted to technology cries any time someone tries to make something better

Your whole world being Apple-fag-istan, and it isn't for the better. Why not just keep the 3.5mm jack and offer the AirTampons along with the phone to acclimatize people while having the best of both? Because it's a blatant cash grab!

Apple could remove the screen and Apple apologists would still support the change. Apple cult members don't rebel.

>ios 10 lets people search for images

What a fucking shit article

The airpods are completely optional you fucking dummy. The phone comes with wired headphones AND an adapter. Educate yourself before running your mouth, you'll look less stupid next time

Irrelevant. Try arguing my point next time you fucking dong.

Typical iFag.

>completely detached from the mainstream
I've never been attached even before I knew linux, or cool to be detached
iphone confirmed as normie meme, therefore not belong to Sup Forums, go cause is the only board for nomies pretending be cool or edgy

Similar wireless earbuds on the market (no not piece of shit $15 trash you find on ebay) are even more expensive you dickhead

>derr Apple should give them for free if they were a good company

You have no idea what you're talking about you just want to bitch

meant for

>Check ios mlp porn article
>' Yes, in case you were unaware, My Little Pony porn is a thing'

The way I see it, if you just leave the adapter on your headphones it doest really matter that they removed it. The only problem is if you want to listen while charging.

My main point, you fucking illiterate retard, isn't about the cost of the fucking AirTampons on their own. My main point, you fucking dunce, is that Apple now gets to force everyone with the new iPhone to either buy their headphones (Beats) or force companies to license making compatible headphones, thus generating more money than would otherwise wouldn't have happened (because people are inherently lazy and would have sat with their wired headphones).

Is it fucking clear yet? You fucking ultra-nigger. Go insert your fucking buttplug you fucking chomo.

Wow.

Truly peer pressure and status signalling override logic when it comes to purchasing tech for normies.

>better

youtube.com/watch?v=RgBDdDdSqNE

>Pretty sad that the whole world is embracing change

It's sad to see that some people actually think the most ubiquitous audio interface on the world is suddenly obsolete because of yet another shitty pair of wireless headphones being released. It's fun to see all these iFags going sour grapes at full force though.

HOMOPHOBES ON SUICIDE WATCH

I'd be OK with killing off the headphone jack if a) they replaced it with a standard like USB type c and b) phones started coming with two USB type c ports so you can listen to music while charging your phone/having something else plugged into it. Although the only real benefit I can see would be "smart" headphones that can communicate more with the device over the USB type c port, something most people won't use.

ALWAYS A CONSPIRACY

I'm surprised I haven't seen "brainwashed" turn up in this thread yet.

>make something better
>remove universal 3.5mm for no good reason
>cant charge and use audio at the same time
>force customer to buy and carry even more adaptors
>160$ for absolut shit wireless headphones you'll probably lose
>Yoni Heisler
A kike shilling for a shit company to rip off normies even harder.

>Apples biggest seller yet.
No wonder iToddlers are the dumbest shi ever to exist

youtube.com/watch?v=HxXbrnJ6l4A

>Live in California
>Nobody I know uses an Iphone.

I don't even care, what works for them is what works for them, but all of the shit swirling around online "yes good/no bad || HIGH SALES/NO LOW SALES Just Marketing skews" is weird.
Outside, I see them rarely.

I think that the sales numbers more accurately reflect that the iPhone 5 and 5S perform like dogshit on newer iOS releases and the batteries on iPhones start to tank right after the first year like crazy. Preorders may represent initial volume for the critical holiday quarter for Apple, but I think they'll fall dramatically in time.

Overall sales will probably disappoint apple and fanboys, but not be catastrophic like many naysayers say.

I've had four iPhones for work and the removal of the headphone jack is the last straw. Android in 2016 is far different from Android in 2012, and now iOS feels like the crippled OS without any of the benefits that should entail.

>A kike shilling for a shit company to rip off normies even harder.
... and enrage aspies.
Don't forget the aspies, like you.

It's not a paranoid sort of conspiracy if it's practical.