Does anyone here have an actual job or do you guys just write C all day?

Does anyone here have an actual job or do you guys just write C all day?

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I'm a NEET I'm a straight up G
The NEET life is the life for me
Casting spells by day, selling skins by night
Being a NEET is hella tight.
I walk around town with a stark erection, then gave your mom a yeast infection
I saw the tax man and I punched him in the eye
To take my NEETBUX, WHAT A LIE!
I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too
And don't get me started about the jews

I have a job that involves writing C all day. I don't recommend it.

>error found near 'C'

I have a job where I write Javascript all day, and get paid around 170k a year. I'm glad I didn't fall for the C meme.

>learn JavaScript
>get any job I want
>starting at 300k

What exactly do you make with javascript?
How long did it take to get to 170k from your first paying software dev job?
What steps did you take (education, books you read, personal projects you worked on early on) to get there?

Angular apps.
This is my first paying software dev job, excluding my internship last year.
I completed assignments and exams for university, and did an interview.

No portfolio or side projects?

Where do you live? 170k is sorta high for an entry level javascript programmer.

In Seattle. That's around what MS and Amazon offers for new grads.

Keep going

I need to move to Seattle then

I dropped out of school at the age of 19 (why?)
Coz community college just wasn't for me (oh.)
My memes are cool, just like shitposting all day
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Pepe is my homie, he's a NEET too
Me and Pepe are the leaders of the big NEET crew
I like to get comfy and he likes to get spread
We hang out together with a GNU Thinkpad

I'm giving a shout out to my homies on a board called Sup Forums
Being a NEET sucks 'cause your life is a stale lull
Except when a Jewish person posts in a thread my homies cheer
They will make meme meat out of his rear
Richard Stallman helped me make the NEET rhymes in this song
I stopped listening to him because his ideas of freedom are just wrong

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I got kicked out of Japan for drinking all the sake
Fuck a weeb, I'll watch some JAVs though
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They post this frog on the internet all day long
So everyone can remember to rip their NEET bongs
Nobody thought I'd blow up like a Samsung 7-
...Oh this thread's headed up towards heaven!

>C all day
but Im aspiring to get an actual job in the industry. The code I am writing is going into a portfolio that will hopefully be extensive/fancy/smart/good enough to land me a decent salary. I post about my progress on my c libraries every day in the dpt, and i plan on showcasing a few other languages in my final portfolio program (Java and Python for certain, possibly Haskell/JS/SQL)

Checkd and kekd

unemployed as fuck and love it.

I teach secondary school. Money is okay, roughly 60k a year. I choose the job because I don't have to do anything though.

This is my dream job basically

>mfw i write C for a living
Hey those device drivers ain't going to make themselves.

Friends brother finished a bachelors in physics and got a job programming for google in seattle as well. Seattle has the cs cash

>C
what is this, the 80's ?

How's the scene there?

It's truely liberating. I have a secure job, don't need to do anything besides giving and homework and marking tests.

Most kids don't care about the quality of their classes so as long as you let them play with their phones they think you're a nice teacher.

I would have no idea where to start to get a job since I only have a high school degree.

>used to work in IT
>6 years studying, 5 years working
>never happy with any job, no fulfillment, nothing
>crippling depression only partially staved off by money
>get fired after 3.7 years with a company
>move to hospitality

And now 2 years in I've already felt far better about myself than I ever did back there and feel as if I'm actually doing something with my life.

>Was trying to become a system analyst but never got past junior sysadmin who was the company 'fix my laptop plx' boy and internet cafe handler

GG user. Compiled for shitposting neet threads later.

>never got past junior sysadmin who was the company 'fix my laptop plx' boy and internet cafe handler
>6 years studying, 5 years working
>never happy with any job, no fulfillment, nothing

Clearly something went wrong here.

whats it like
I honestly want to know.

What kind of things do you do.

Open your eyes foo'
This thread is full of shit so you better shoo!
My wagie powers are almighty,
you NEETs are unsightly.
Whats the difference between a cuck and a NEET?
The difference lies in tendies and SHHIIEEETT.

I work as a student in a company and write C and C++ all day (and read bits of VHDL).
I love it, except that I have to use Visual Studio and C++. It's messy garbage when trying to link a lib in the project.

I work at McDonald's so I can pay off my iPhone loans.

im a physicist in the medical field

Yeah, I don't know what went wrong but I fucked off to something entirely different. I'm pretty sure that I'm still qualified for IT jobs still despite that I've been away from techstuff so if needs be I can always come back.

Fuck's sake, I spoke to a salesman at a store once and he didn't even know what mechanical keyboards were. So if that silly bugger managed I'm sure I'd manage that at least.

My job IS writing C all day, faggot.

>Job is writing C all day
>Calls other people faggots

Kys my man.

facepalm

im a medicine in the physical field

I work in a warehouse, with no career prospects, crippling depression, and low test.

Upvoted friend this will go great on /r/Sup Forums xD.

>work in a warehouse
>low test

how can you do menial physical job and still not manage to build muscle

>how can you do menial physical job and still not manage to build muscle
...because I have low test?

that's an effect not the cause you dumb faggot
your faggy behavior and outlook on life is what makes you low test

Wow, I should fire my endocrinologist and hire you!

Writing software for car radios. These little boards suck the life of every one working on them. They fail regularly and it shows up as a software bug on your productivity report.

>endocrinologist

you literally have an endocrinologist, do you wanna be a faggot forever? jesus are you delusional
it's simple
>eat a lot of meat
>lift

there's no way that in 2 months of doing this you won't have muscle and stop being low test faggot

you're like those fat dykes from tumblr that whine about muh genetics and muh conditions to justify their obesity

Java developer here.
$100K/year

>C
>job
LOL pick one.

>eat a lot of meat
>lift

so "go to the gym" then

I mean that's good advice but you guys started with the premise that his menial job should be enough to bulk up

You surely are a genius who totally knows what he's talking about and surely has many published papers in esteemed medical journals!

Why do you deign to educate us when you could be spending your time doing more intellectually-stimulating activities?

but that sounds like you're not contributing to a knowledgable society for the future... what if there is a child that aspires to get high?

I work for a web hosting company, I do slight site support but mostly migrations 90% of my day is spent in SSH or FTP moving files, amending permissions, editing config files and DNS records.