Why are printers so universally shit and broken?

Why are printers so universally shit and broken?

my printer is fine, stop buying shit printers

Don't buy chink nobrand printers.

Buy a laser printer you would find in an office. They will still piss you off occasionally but much less often. If you use Linux, look into HP printers, especially the ones that work without shitty add-on software.

It's their software that is ridiculously bloated garbage.
Download JUST the drivers and the experience is much less shit tier.

>buy Epson many years ago
>feed it only with new toners
>2 years later dies
>buy lazer cannon
>feed it with cannon toners
>dies
>buy whatever the fuck printer and scanner combo
>refill it with bottle paint
>works fine

never had a problem with my canon network laser printer

Laser printers are much more reliable than inkjets. My brother printer works flawlessly.

Because HP and Lexmark are run by bean counters who don't even use their own products.

>falling for the physical Jew meme
>not storing your documents in a neat, tidy, clean, rotating-platter hard drive
smells like ... cuckoldry

Smells like you have never lived in the real world.

Wagie, please. Just accept what you know to be true.

Laser printers also play the song of their people.

>spinning rust
>not storing your files' bits directly on an electrical chip

Printer io can't be that fucking complicated, why does every printer need it's own fucking driver, that's retarded

Just get a samsung b/w laserjet. Messes up very rarely and 3rd party toner costs like 15 bucks.

>cell degradation
Not archiving your data in genetic a helix kys pls

It's a meme.

>using volatile organic compounds
>not embracing the holographic future
What century are you living in? Are you Amish?

what kind of printer did he buy?

>not 3d printing your documents on 3d printed paper

...

because you buy printers where they are cheaper than the ink/toner they use
stop using consumer bullshit and move on to business printers.

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