/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

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youtu.be/76w-Efjwagg
aliexpress.com/item/For-Female-Male/32251615906.html
ibuygou.com/p-xiaomi-piston-3rd-generation-edition-original-earphones-reddot-design-2015-winner-6680.html
ebay.com/itm/3-5-Mini-TSUM-TSUM-Pumpkin-Mickey-Phone-Screen-Wipe-Hand-Wrist-Doll-Toys-NEW-/291618339273
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First for Trump 2016

Delicious lead.

Trump wins price drop on chink shit because demand drops, cant wait.

is there anywhere I can still get real piston 3's?

how about: aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Piston-3-Headphones-Bass-Earphone-Headset-With-Remote-Mic-for-Xiaomi-Mobile-Phone-ear/32613363340.html ?

help me anons I waited too long.

Anybody know of any fun model kits (preferably of Chinese vehicles)?

>rubber cabling
is that for urethral play?

found this at the thrift store 2 hours ago still in its original shrink wrap from the late 90s

what do yall think? btw its made in china

try it

chinkshit active monitors?

I have a tiny room that's very quiet and my super cheap exdisplay discounted logitech things are starting to die

I don't want to pay $200 a speaker for things that are designed for spaces 4x the size

My memedian arrived

youtu.be/76w-Efjwagg
Cheap chink amp + passive bookshelf speakers from Goodwill is a much better combination. Chinks won't ship you speakers cheap, they're too heavy to qualify for free shipping under the government.

I will install winblows later and post speeds

I want to get a sex toy which is clearly a joke (like why would you ever) for a friend who's very shut in terms of any sex talk. Low cost preference.

so you want to give your friend poisoning or some infection

alien blow up dolls are always good company

How much did you pay?

Be like me and get a tenga egg
it's not lewdly shaped so that might make him more comfortable

btw
if that gif is any indication
i may know you

K6000 pro has been updated, the grey model has a black front panel now which makes the bezels look much nicer than the old design did.

I ordered the updated model, will review it when it arrives.

Here's a comparison I made using an image I stole from aliexpress reviews.

Sup Forumsentleman, any good chink mouse I should consider buying?

The metal Star wars ones are quite fun if you like fiddly intricate work. Get some pliers and snips first though

I think it's more gonna be just something that you look at when you enter the room

MFW the packaging actually says "Keep Dreaming" about having a good SSD

oh right, I forgot about weight
I could use a nicer-looking amp though

>implying there's any other answer

aliexpress.com/item/For-Female-Male/32251615906.html

fuark yeah savers cunt
what savers

footy

damn im far out on the hurstbridge line
wonder how good savers are further into the cbd

37 freedom bucks
arrived in 10 days

footy is pretty good, a mix of trendy cunts and druggos
get some random 19th century books every now and then
don't know how they do it desu because other op shops are 99.999% dog shit

some geezer told me brunswick is alright too

only 37 New Zealand Dollars?
steal

Oh. That's perfect.

righto
my closest is greensborough
its honestly just old people for the most part
there is so much furniture its great. half my tables are from savers
a ton of cheap cutlery and china stuff too

also quite a lot of old audio gear and shit
seen a few nice midi controllers there
saw some dude at the checkout with a model m. was so assblasted that i didnt find it first

Those are sheepbux m8

kiwi koins
sheep shekels

all the best with the finds
i'm probably gonna open this bad boy up instead of flipping him for like $15 profit jej

Got chink shit

are there any coupons that stack on gaybest flash deals?

Also where is staranon, I need more 1 cent crap

It's a knife

I don't like the blade zebra like texture desu.
It's also smaller than I expected.
Sharp knife though. Folding is smooth, well build frame. Feels like quality knife.
Clip on the back is tight as fuck. Good luck getting that on your jeans

I would recommend it though.

Any advice on headphones? I ordered Meizu hd50 for $50 or so. Am I gonna get chinked?

Just take the blade out and go at it with a flap wheel, voila shiny blade.

please staranon, come to us with more ultra cheap chink shit

if you actually want to use them for outdoor use, probably not
otherwise there are better valued over ears

theyre not a bad option for entry level hifi either way

朋友是以下六个毒贩,因为他们试图在香港这座城市的生存坚韧不拔的纪录片

domo arigato to you too

>Friends are the following six drug traffickers, as they attempt to survive in Hong Kong, the city's gritty documentary
chink drugs when

Can you please share examples of some better priced over-ear entry level hifis?

I'm currently running a set of AKG 451s and I want something bigger

this site is more expensive than ali / gb but its an official xiaomi reseller so all their shit is legit.

ibuygou.com/p-xiaomi-piston-3rd-generation-edition-original-earphones-reddot-design-2015-winner-6680.html

kek even amazon has them cheaper.
Just get the hybrids if you want xiaomi IEM

WTF man i just want to buy one shitty chink phone from this site and the guys want the pictures of my ID, my credit card, and my fucking BANK STATEMENT. Is this even legal? Should i just ditch aliexpress and buy it from gearest?

hybrids, and frankly most chink IEMs are very unbalanced compared to the piston 3. the hybrid is a fart cannon, it's basically the piston 2 with the treble spike removed.

I've had both, the Hybrid sounded better imo, and survived longer.

Just bought a Pumpkin Mickey Tsum Tsum for $2.50/€2,22 link in case anyone wants to get one as well.

ebay.com/itm/3-5-Mini-TSUM-TSUM-Pumpkin-Mickey-Phone-Screen-Wipe-Hand-Wrist-Doll-Toys-NEW-/291618339273

Will post pics once it arrives.

hybrids are superior to 3's tho

nice joke senpai

I miss comfy
pedophile amnesty when

Any feedback on the xiaomi notebook yet?

techtablets has videos on both laptops and in depth reviews of both. Also opens it up and shows the internals

Woha son, whats could this be?

wtf is that leather seat? are you that fucking fat?

this

It's a standard sized chair seat, the back broke so now its just laying around there.

>the back broke
>being so fat that you break your chair

Sup Forums in a nutshell

OH YEAH, CHINKERS!

Guess what popped in the maaailll just now!

Been stock in taxation for months, fucking government I swear.

There's dozens, maybe hundreds, of amp brands from the '70s onwards, plenty to fit your aesthetic tastes

I'm 1.83cm and 80kg you fag, now tell me whats in the box.

probably some chinese weight loss medicine, chubs

...

Rubber Ducks?

It's my first mkb, an Ajazz AK33 with black switches, I'll try to review it.

post dick picks from that angle :^)

Hi, fellow Sup Forumsentoomen. I need some 3.5mm audio cables, but the ones I've got so far were of subpar quality and broke almost instantly. So, pls link cheap but good ones from aliexpress, preferably braid.

Can anyone recomend a decent wallet? I just want a small trifold wallet

no u

fuck off

not sure if you need open or closed, but open always has much better potential

Takstar Pro 80/HI2050
both great cheap ones, closed and open respectively. sound amazing for their money. my go to cheap closed back reccomendation. hyper x cloud cores are the same as the pro 80 fyi

Phillips SHP9500
great sound, some comfort issues if you have facial hair, otherwise real good semi budget headphones

Sennheiser HD 558
sometimes they're on sale for cheap. they're amazing over ears. so comfy, pleasant and warm

ATH M40X with an earpad change
build quality is meh and stock pads are fucking garbage. theyre better than the m50x's. probably the most bassy on the list


i know im missing a few
head over to /hpg/ if you want more, or other opinios on your chink cans
hell, fill out and post a purchase advice request form if you want more exact advice

u first
read the wiki or lurk moar

has nothing about cables, fuck off

The Keyboard itself feels okay, not too cheap, but not super good either, I would say its what you can expect for that price (37€)
Pros:
+Cheap, that's the best thing about it, its a mechanical kb with backlight for less than 40 bucks
+Looks, its really good looking for my tastes, normal font, no retarded gaming shit anywhere
+Form factor, its super compact, and yet I don't miss any keys at all, I like the distribution of the home pg up pg dn etc keys
+It has backlight and couple of lightning modes that I don't use at all, you can regulate the light intensity or turn it off, which is nice.
+The aluminium base feels and looks really nice
+Media keys, you have to press fn+key but its a nice thing to have
+Its SUPER easy to clean, just blow from one side and shit comes out clean
Cons:
-Switches aren't very good, it feels a lot better than my old membrane keyboard but is not anything life changing like enthusiast claim, maybe I was overhyped on mechs or maybe the switches are just shit, probably a bit of both.
-If I hit the keys too hard it makes a metallic noise which is annoying, I have to press them quite hard though
-No RGB, I'll probably end up sticking to white or yellow anyway but I miss having the option to change the light color

Posted last night but didn't get an answer so:

Is Gearbest any good at dodging the customs/taxes? Will be having it (Cube i7 Stylus and keyboard) shipped to the Philippines

They are, for europe atleast.
Already bought a MI3 and a robot vacuum (both $120+) into germany without triggering its nazi customs.
Don't know about SEA though.

Customs shit is about luck.

What was the shipping method for those?

So where's the best place for knock-off Adidas runners?

What do I search for in Ali, or are there better places to look for knockoff shoes?

I like their latest Ultra Boost but I'll be damned if I pay 180$ for shoes

Got a Xiaomeme mouse mat.

It's fine, but I'm not sure it's better than other big chink mouse mats.

Main thing that bothers me is that apparently they couldn't be arsed to put a sewing machine on it to get the edges rounded with an overlock kinda stitch, like some other chink mousepads have.

They just chopped these off some sheet, so you have a "sharp" edge there (the material is soft and compresses and is covered by fabric so it's not terrible, but still, it's there).

Hope you're gonna have some fun with that toy.

honestly the switch feel may be down to the blacks
theyre kind of a love or hate switch
chink cherry rip offs are actually pretty good
or at least chink browns and blues from what ive experienced

>Postman rings: "There's a small packet"
>go down running like a kid towards the ice cream truck during summer
>it's just a small kaway gift I bought for my sister
>20 minutes later
>notification on my phone: The parcel with the xiaomeme pen is arrived at the local post office
>no mail until monday

Couldn't you go down and collect it?

I kinda regret picking blacks but the other option was blues and I was afraid it will be too loud.

Priority Line
Germany Express


Pretty much the only free / cheap shipping option for high priced items, it doesn't even show the china air one.

Day 19: A Friday. I still do not have 10,000 ball bearings.

no it's at the sorting center

>Got a Golden Redmi 3S from GearBest.
>Had a nasty vendor rom with ads and whatnot.
>Could not unlock because of said ROM.
>Could not update because shitty vendor Rom would not recognise China DEV Rom.
>MiSuite does not recognize the phone.
>Try to flash that shit but could not get to recovery.
>Try to flash while on FastBoot.
>Brick phone

What do i do guys?

Where did you order it? My memepen is still "processing" since the 28th

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

If the user with the replica shoes is still around

How are they in terms of comfyness?
Also, have you used that seller before?

>Try to flash while on FastBoot.
>Brick phone
Wat? Just flash with fastboot again, but do it properly.

Aliexpress, september 1st
but I got chink'd because after a week it was 2$ cheaper, even on GB where I could have gotten another -30% and GB points