>not hiding your power level

>"Hey user, you're good with computers. Can you get Netflix to work?"

wat do/

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Take remote, press Netflix button, read out load the error message or watch movie.
If there is internet and they are logged in, it should work.

>fix it
>Netflix and chill
>implying

Whatflix?

american girls are so boring

NO MOM I CAN'T HELP YOU WITH SELECTING CONTACTS ON YOUR PHONE'S FACEBOOK APP.

>DBAN their noob PC
>install OpenElec on it
>see panties drop because of freedom
>let Kodi & Fellatio commence

Open Netflix then fuck the shit out of far right.

"No. Do it yourself."

"Sorry, I don't have facebook"

This, if internet is out or netflix doesn't wanna go then offer up movies I have or pleb friendly games like card against humanity or some shit.

Why do people look more attractive when the vackground is out of focus?

>"hey user, can you fix this? You're good with computers"
>"...sure"
>google the problem and follow instructions
>"wow you're amazing thanks"

Because it saves memory

"Fuck off, just call Netflix Support Hotline"

>press up up down down left right left right on remote
>???
>profit

jap here
their plainness alone is exciting to me honestly
it makes me wanna corrupt them

>"Sorry, but Netflix is proprietary software, and I don't support that as it does not respect my privacy and freedom."
>opens laptop
>tls.passthepopcorn.me
>click
>click
>"we can start watching in 30mins since your apartment only has a 100mbit connection"
>mfw I realise when I'm not allowed to use private trackers from random IP's
>get banned
>mfw Assburgers

PIGGU WAITO WOMAN GO HOMU
>Seriously though, get the fuck out of my apartment before my gf gets home

>mfw Oppaitime is in the fucking Chromium source code
>I have no face
chromium.googlesource.com/chromium/src.git/ /master/net/http/transport_security_state_static.json#16577

>try to look into some shitty hdmi drm streaming stick
>lmao I won't work try rebooting your router or ask your ISP :^)
>turns out it doesn't even support the used authentication
Consumer devices are so fucking shit

fugg she's making my ding dong go dong dong

>eating food over your carpet

just quill me senpai

>not HDBits

>just let me download this to my server
>turn on sequential downloading
>watch movie

Netflix is proprietary software and I will not stand for this.

N O R G E

>wat do/
bring my Somali friend over so he can fuck them

Is this them? This picture is fucking glorious.

they are obviously Mexican u dip

>read out loud the error message
FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEE

the platinum blonde is the hottest, but her neck is fucking loooong.

stop putting these vaginas on a pedestal.

...

Call my girlfriend, the whore infestation started again

>gf brings ONE friend over
>two weeks later that friends pretty much breaks in with more of her friends

always hide your power level. I act like a candy crush playing teenage mom when faced with computer problems in public. There is always some /r9k/ type to step in and solve it. it just werks.

This. Especially when I was in college there was always an autist who had to prove his skills and help the prof get the projector to work with their macbook. One time this guy went on a whole tirade about the benefits of miniDP and why the school should stop using those VGA Extron systems because of pixel loss.

isn't minidp proprietary and vga open. Autists always defend open source.

he had a surface pro 4

When I discovered that Google can find error messages, I've never had to ask for software help.

>mfw I have one too
>mfw my school uses clingy vga cables that gets on my nerves too
>mfw I found out I am one tiny pinch of autism from ranting about it and not acting like a normal person

Feels good.

far left a cute
CUTE

>ONLY 100MBIT
>30 minutes

What the fuck are you talking about?

>using netflix
>ever
i would turn 360 degrees and walk away
not gonna bother to install necessities on my arch-top for them to watch kikeflix

Whenever someone asks me to help them with Netflix, I almost keep the remote and make them watch a movie I know they'll hate.

>>let Kodi & Fellatio commence

im in tears desu

this is a tough one. "i've never used netflix/itunes/etc. before" is really the only thing you can say, but it often works. feign ignorance.

>Piece of shit mold-fried "tortillas".
>lettuce
>a motherfucking carpet
>blonde aryanesque features.
>Mexican

>girlfriend decided to move all the furniture in the house around
>somehow managed to break the antenna off of the modem
>lost wifi throughout the house
>no realistic way to reattach it
>rigged up some speaker wire to exposed bit and strung it up high
>actually works better than it did before

All for the sake of getting netflix upstairs.

So basically, i fixed netflix 2 weeks ago.

Should have opened it and solder a new antenna

Fucking casual

It was one of those mcgyver moments. I didnt think it was actually going to work.
Not much point in fixing it properly anyway since were changing service providers next week.

>take out laptop
>AC 5ghz wifi
>open up PTP/BTN/HDB
>So what did you guys wanna watch?

grab the taco shells and flee

i pretend to knock nothing

just that i can switch on a pc and use fb

as last time at work i said i knew a few things about computers

"Hey user can u look at this pc for me?"
"user guys tell me your smart with tech can you tell me why ectect isnt working"

expecting it to be a favor

annoying as fuck

sure, but we watch what I want first

>AC 5Ghz wifi
>Comcast
oy vey

>implying there are not aryan blondes in mexico, desu :^)

>he downloads YIFY rips
off you go

>user your good with computers can you fix this iOS issue?

Are you a girl?

1. Plug in laptop
2. Open chrome
3. Open netflix

bitches will never reciprocate, so why bother?

I am genuinely curious as to what country these ladies reside.

They don't appear to be tainted by the degenerate culture the USA and Western Europe peddles. No whoreish clothing, no tattoos, no barbaric piercings, no booze, drugs or e-cigs laying about, no bulldyke haircuts, no unnatural hair coloring revealing their immature rebellion stage they never outgrew.

If they are from the USA, the best I can guess, is they're Mormon women from Utah.

>watching anything else than 18Gb+ BR remuxes

is this what being a downy looks like

That's Miley Cyrus in total "i'm desperate to stay relevant" mode.

>autism detected

how many tattoos and piercings does this faggot have?

not him, but mexicans don't put lettuce on their tacos, ever.

Spotted the american.

>mexican

topkek

>yeah whats going on
check the thing
stupid reason like no wifi, or unplugged
>this is a work of a fairly experienced engineer, so i want a taco in exchange of my services
fix it
eat the taco while laughing about it
>what are you going to watch?
laugh about the stupid movie they are going to watch in a funny way
>do you want to stay, user?
>nah, I can't stand movies these days
>goodbye, have fun, don't rekt any more tech haha

go on with your life, and if round 2 appears, things could get better

...

>"Sure, here you go! Oh, you like [MOVIE NAME] too? I thought I was super weird for watching it."

It's not that hard.

the only people who have a way of contacting me I care about so I'd fix it for them

>walk over to the blond one
>whip out my throbbing black dick
>"A-a-user, I-I-I..."
>notice a wet mark developing in her crotch
>start rubbing it
>look deep in her eyes
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

I don't know. But can you get THIS to work???

*unzips dick*

I onl;y use crunchyroll because that's whats on ps4 and I use my ps4 to watch in bed

politely tell them to fuck off and go back to my tin-foiled garage

this tbqh famalamadingdong

>"l-looks like it already works"
>take the spoon out of the one on the left's hand while staring at her chest
>lick it like it's the first and last thing I've ever licked
>"c-can I have that soda?"
>take huge gulps out of that coke
>pull out fingerless hacking gloves
>start fixing myself some tacos while making a huge mess of things
>"s-so who wants me to eat them out?"

A friend once asked me to watch a video with her that she was going to display on her computer using Netflix. I declined, saying that Netflix streaming was such an affront to freedom that I could not be party to its use under any circumstances whatsoever.

Out, out, damned Spotify! Flick off, Netflix!

Those are tosti-tacos retard, not tacos.

"Sure, just lend me your phone for a moment", then I open the Netflix support page, and give it back to whoever lent it, "here, RTFM".

would still be american you cuckfaggot.

>nope, dont know shit about netflix.
>proceeds to go back to browsing dank maymays

>360 degrees
>walk away

you wat?

Jeavla slingrefitte

On the other hand:
youtube.com/watch?v=m2ua3O_fdCY

>be good at computers
>have a degree about computers
>you are suddenly the expert of every single computing device and software application in the world, and you are expected to be a walking encyclopedia of arbitrary error code knowledge

Why do normies believe this?

Why am I filled with a suicide-murderous rage when people are rendered completely helpless after a simple confirmation pop-up with a big "OK" button stops what they were doing?

Send them to the nearest recruiting station.

>Combined feet of dick taken: 833 feet

No I can't, I'm sure you all can figure it out by yourself eventually.

More like
>weirdo quiet guy seems to be good (actually) good at computers
>as in he has the basic problem solving skills to be a competent human being: skills that I lack because watching netflix, browsing facebook, and sending nudes on snapchat don't require any of that
>lemme go ask him instead of at least fucking googling the error code or getting a fucking clue

I usually don't even get that autistic about this sort of thing, but I just realized that people are so fucking stupid and not self-sufficient enough in the slightest when it comes to a computer or w/e device doing something even vaguely not normal.

Are you calling that a taco?

grab remote or keyboard, start pressing buttons at rate of 200 kpm. upon nothing happening, look at them, smile sheepishly, and say "I don't know what I'm doing" and give input device back to homeowner

>Why do normies believe this?
Because they don't know how vast the subject is.
They just assume it because hey. If you also happen to be a carpenter, you should be able to work with wood as one wants you to.
The same applies to computers (in the mind of a normie).

But they are norwegian.
American girls are less white (40% less)

Why don't you just google the problem and help them? If you're competent. it will probably take like two minutes surely.

Lurk moar

>download sequentially
>open file normally
>streaming