Webcam blinks on for half a second

>webcam blinks on for half a second

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>cmd prompt flashes

>not putting electrical tape over it

>having a webcam

>microphone turns on randomly

>Windows loads.

>speakers make datdatdat daaat datdatdat sound
>your phone isnt nearby and isnt getting a call

Military radar is basically so powerful that the speaker wires act as an antennae and it produces enough power to make noise.

>you forgot something from your EDC at home in the morning

Ew. Electrical tape always disintegrates in a black goop, why the fuck would I put it on expensive electronics instead of, I don't know, masking tape?
Stop.

>crush and you are having an amazing conversation
>just wait a bit more and ask her out for a drink
>well talk to you later user :)
>crush goes out to a party
>she won't text you no more from that day on
>

>being a cuck

>this thread again

>CUT THE HARDLINES

just don't use cheap crap electrical tape ...

>masking tape
If you leave that shit on for too long, it's even worse

>suddenly have a boner

>Command prompt suddenly flashes open and closes

>wake up with it my dick wet

Do you put a tape on the microphone too?

>CPU goes to 100% for no reason and stays
>Goes back to normal idle percentage after opening task manager

>not physically opening your laptop and removing the mic and webcam components

>your phone is nearby but you receive no messages or calls

>"cat /proc/sys/kernel/tainted" outputs non-zero

physically disconnect the webcam

> not just installing free software

>not just living in a cabin in montana

>having something to hide
pedoterrorist detected

>/proc/sys/kernel/tainted

w-what is this value supposed to mean?

It's a warning system that tells you if your linux kernel is in a non-default state (or if non-GPL software is on your PC.) that second part kinda pisses me off, because stuff like the MIT license would also fall under this category.

Heil Ted

>not closing Port 23

>pc idling
>hard drive suddenly goes nuts

>Netowrk connection starts uploading something for almost 15 seconds

>pc reboots for no reason

There is a WIDE MARKET for stickers and sliding shutters for this issue.
Even made of metal and expensive.

Serious business, mate.

>blacked out van passes by your house

>using Firefox
>browsing Sup Forums/Hiroshima
>see an ad
>AppArmor notification blinks

>pirate music
>download speed 666 kb/s

>no more
>pretending to be educated

>not having a sticker over your cam

GNU-GPL is a cancer and an abomination

>not opening up the laptop and disconnecting them

>being connected to the Internet
>thinking free software will save you from being spied on
LMAOing @ ur lyf

>cmd opens for one millionth of a nanosecond

>detonator cellphone receives a phone call

>sudo pacman -Syu
>sudo shutdown -r now

Use band-aids then, they come off with a charm and don't leave a thing.

>visit website A
>accidentally enter credentials for website B

>you forgot to zero-fill your drives before going outside

>2016
>having a webcam
ok

At least it's easy to remove and put the tape back on.

If you disable the cam how are you going to facetime with your gf?

>goes to sketchy streaming site
>external HD suddenly spins up

>Laptop randomly restarts
>Graphics drivers are now fucked

>Update bios to fix problem
>Bios flash successful
>Shuts down and won't post

>your gf
good one, faggot.

Would disabling it in the BIOS be enough?

>5 different download buttons

>ram at 15% usage
>jumps to 99%

>having a webcam

jej

Shit still picks up even with tape over the mic holes.The NSA can hear everything.

Not running GNU/Linux

>Type username and password without looking
>It's all in the username field

...

>mouse pointer moves a little on it's own

>cursor moves on it's own

you are both NSA infected

>right click menu opens itself

youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM

Find out your system has been compromised for months and possibly years after you check the event logs,also find several fishy.exe files in your process tree SHIT BACKDOOR.EXE

Now whoever cracked my system knows about the cuckled porn

*click*

>Random file is missing

/thread

ITT: windows users

*Windows 10 users.

Windows users*

>electrical tape over webcam disappears

>"File last accessed: "

>Msg from Gmail/Yahoo mail "It seems your email account was hacked/accessed/compromised by an unauthorized person. For your safety we have blocked this account"

BURN EVERYTHING
JESUS FUCK

Some email clients think if you use a different OS or station to access your own account, it is hacking.

>police knocks on my door

>mousepad starts using 25% (100% of a thread) cpu holding a text file open for an extended period of time

>run command
>0
feels gud

This thread is pretty spooky lads

>white van with a cleaning service name parks out front of your house with an oddly large antenna
>Unplug router
>turn off all appliances using any wifi/radio connections

the problem is between the chair and keyboard, not pacman

Laughed really hard at this for some reason

>set computer to go to sleep after 10 minutes of non activity
>come home from work 8 hours later
>screen still on

*non iOS users

>Windows Aero suddenly turns off

Computer wakes up at 3am by itself

>powercfg /lastwake
>No info
>put back to sleep
>slowly push mouse
>requires moment of 3 in+ to wake

>shit pants

>unironically using windows aero

>detonator cellphone recieves a phone call from a phone salesman

>tfw i got 12288

Don't worry, that's just your drive indexing.

Now go back to sleep.

> Not using adblock

>log into one drive account

>find 2000+ pictures taken of you periodically over the course of 3 years

>webcam light didn't even turn on

>O N T H E G R I D

>2016
>not removing the webcam and microphone from the hardware

>shutdown windows laptop
> ... Shutting Down...
>Close lid
>open lid in the morning, windows is up and running