Do computer shit on a Microsoft Surface

>Do computer shit on a Microsoft Surface
>Do gaming shit on an Xbox one
>do phone shit on a Microsoft Lumia

It's literally the perfect fucking ecosystem

>being sucked into the microsoft sphere
What a faggot

[spoiler]I'm in the Apple sphere[/spoiler]

>do computer shit on the mac
>do phone shit on iphone
>dont game
meh, but i guess more ecosystemical

>Do computer shit on my custom desktop, old netbook, and fire tablet
>Do gaming shit on pc, xbox one, ps3, ps vita tv
>Do phone shit on iPhone

>Do computer shit on linux PLUS not solus
>Do phone shit on lenovo moto Geee
>Do fap sometimes to milf porn

Wow, rate me.

>Do computer shit, gaming, and phone shit on any Android device worth a fuck
>Do hardcore computer shit on any ecosystem I choose
>tfw I work on Linux, do hardcore gaymen on Win10, and do literally everything else on Android, all without having to ever worry about losing irreplacable data
Google botnet cock is tasty and warm

Google sphere is better m80

pretty good

>i use my benis to fap
i win

>Phone: Android
>PC: Ganoo plus Linucks, (win10 for gayman)

Truly the only mode to be. I'm definitely thinking of copping the Nintendo switch when it comes out.

Do phone shit (messaging, Waze, nothing else because I own computers) on phone.

Do computer shit on computers. Any OS, IDGAF.

Don't gayme.

>Do computer shit on a Dell Latitude running Ubuntu 16.04
>Do server shit on virtual machines running Ubuntu Server 16.04
>Do phone shit on a Meizu 5 PRO running Ubuntu Touch 15.10 ( with 16.04 coming "soon")
>Have the ability to install Steam, but don't out of security paranoia

cancer thred is cancer
no chemo is stronk enuffs to kill thsi advertising shithole at this point

>do gaming shit on xbox one
lmfao

>Do computer shit on a macbook pro
>Do phone shit on an iPhone
>do gaming shit on nothing because I'm not a kissless virgin

It's literally the perfect fucking ecosystem

I am genuinely, unironically thinking about going full Windows. I'm tired of being split between 2 different botnets (Windows and Google). And when push comes to shove, I'll choose Windows because computer productivity is more important than phone productivity. I don't even use any fancy apps these days anyway.

It all depends on if Surface Phone comes out I guess.

>Ubuntu Touch

Is it as shit as everyone says? I've wanted to buy one, but I've only heard bad things.

>Do computer shit/server shit on a riced out housefire 9370(With three high end GPU's for transcoding and OpenCL stuff)
>Do gaming shit on the housefire 9000
>Do phone shit on a master race Nexus 6P
>Do embedded stuff on a Rpi3 100ft away from the housefire/jet engine delta fans

At full load that beast pulls over 600 watts from the wall. I can still hear the delta fans crank up from 30ft away when it's at full load. I need to get rid of that 32nm thermo-nuclear reactor before it melts down.

Same. I keep waiting for MS to to say something about the surface phone. I'm willing to make the switch from Android to Windows Mobile.

>Do computer shit on a Microsoft Surface
How can you do anything on a surface? Even my shitty ideapad outperforms such expensive trash.

>>Do server shit on virtual machines

>not building your own homelab

>get spied on by a Microsoft Surface
>get spied on by an Xbox one
>get spied on by a Microsoft Lumia

To be honest, it's pretty terrible. It's improving, but it's still very much an alpha.
The UI stutters even on Exynos 7420 and 3GB of RAM. I can only imagine how infuriating it is on lower spec devices.
There's 1 from scratch written browser that - when I first got the phone - couldn't render image captchas and still doesn't remember passwords.
Getting the terminal or any other app requires signing up for an account with Canonical. Although the terminal is really good.
Using apt-get requires remounting the root file system as read-write, which tends to break things. This might improve with 16.04 and its support for snap packages.
But Meizu do offer their Android images for the thing to flash if you don't like it and if/when they put out the next flagship with Ubuntu, I'm probably flashing my phone to Android, selling it and getting the next one.

The virtual machines are running on a physical machine in my home that also runs Ubuntu Server 16.04
I just don't do much on the physical one.