Hahahahaha Holy fucking kek

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>this could involve compiling a database of people’s viewing habits
>banning things including female ejaculation
>the “four-finger rule”, for instance, which limits the number of digits that can be placed into any orifice while on video.
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>not setting an IP ban range on the whole of UK

britbongs going full retard now that the EU won't be there to keep them in check anymore.

Sadly true, also the law that collects everyone internet datas is against the Art. 8 of the CEDU, but since they want to go out Europe just let them rot

Good, degeneracy has to end.

On one hand, this is good because porn is a tool used to enforce control over males by making them complacent. On the other hand, I get the feeling this new law was pushed by that Muslim mayor of London and all those he influences which means they're trying to make the U.K. even more attractive for Muslims to immigrate to and set up Sharia.

>>the “four-finger rule”, for instance, which limits the number of digits that can be placed into any orifice while on video.
oh, my sides

>what if someone is able to put his/her whole fist into his/her own mouth and uploads the video onto yt? will britbongs be unable to view said video?

This is what the major porn websites should do, actually.

Just a blanket all-out ban to any British IP address

"Sorry, your government doesn't like you watching porn"

Guaranteed uprising and the government swinging from branches by Sunday evening.

Police state, mass surveillance...

'scuse me, moving to lainchan.

So how would this actually work? They can't just block illegal torrents.

Porn streaming is bad for the soul.

all the muslims have disappeared now we voted to leave the EU, didn't you hear?

fucking Brexit idiots

In any orifice?

So if you were a britcuck you wouldn't be able to see a video of one finger in the ass, one finger in the vagoo and two fingers in each nostril?

That is actually really good.

Ok there Mohammed

Host website anywhere but UK. Don't place any IP bans on UK visitors.

UK law can't touch them, so the law is useless. Job done.

>Muhammed
It's good, because then we can finally rid ourselves with sexually perverted deviants and degenerate cucks like yourself that gets turned on by seeing your wife get ravaged by niggers.

It's objectively a good thing, the western society is facing a moral decay and only Trump and Wilders and Le Pen can save us from liberal SJWs and femnazis.

holy shit this country what is going onnnn

I don't even really watch porn I just think this is batshit insane.

What are they trying to enforce? No fun? Equilibirum was a documentary when do I get to learn gun fu?

>deviant porn
>fun

Just kill me lads. I am not going to make it...

>consenting adults doing anything

It's all whatever. If you want to watch someone punch themselves in the cunt or whatever that's your choice.

not him but why should the government decide what porn people can and can't watch? It's not hurting anyone.

>Politely asking you to attend court instead of muscling you there

Yeah, real believable.

Go suck on your pronouns, you fucking disgusting armpit sniffing, roller derby, rape fantasizing SJW feminists.

The UK voted to make UK straight, white and normal again. They don't want this fucking liberal "everything is okay, accept MY DEVIANT SEXUALITY BEING FORCED IN YOUR FACE" fascism.

Go fuck your gender identity. Go fuck your peeing in the wrong bathroom and creeping on little girls. Go fuck your pride public nudity fascism march.

We're going to be a great christian nation again. Go cry your eyes out, fucking disgusting degenerates.

Press F to pay respects

Nice bait.

I said bullshit between consenting adults not pedo shit and people with mental disorders trying to break into other bathrooms and force their pronouns on me

>someone wasted time to fabricate this document
>just to shitpost on Sup Forums
nice lad

>I said bullshit between consenting adults
Everyone knows this is lügensprache for "privileges to do whatever the gay jewish liberal elite feels like doing right now in order to corrupt the white race"

>consenting adults
Isn't this what faggots and homos use to justify their morally depraved sexual orgies and also adopting little kiddies (because since 2 fathers are better than 1 father N fathers and M fathers must be doubleplus good) to have their ways with?

>Countries in UK are still considered a 1st world

I'm drowning in alt-right memes.

Well, I'm drowning in your moral decay, so you can fuck off back to africa or paki country

>They include rules about “penetration by any object associated with violence”
>The dick is actually the most violent symbol in the world
Kek
But why is female ejaculation banned? It's empowering unlike rape or gangbang which apparently are not banned

I'm all for gays adopting kids desu too many kids with no one looking after them. As long as they're good parents whatever. I'm not about to look after other peoples kids.

Gays can have all the orgies they want too idc about that as long as everyone is of age it's fine. Nobody is breeding and I'm all for people not breeding.


I know this is bait but whatever, man.

>why is female ejaculation banned?
Because it's fucking disgusting and in all pornos it's just pee.

Also
>wanting to empower women
Heresy

I'm surprised a lot of women aren't all pissy about that.

"why are you shaming me for my normal function!! cumshots are allowed but no fem ejac?"

Yeah it's piss but a tonne of women literally can't help it on orgasm

>I'm all for gays adopting kids desu too many kids with no one looking after them
That's a good thing. If you can't afford a kid, it dies. This stops Tyrone from getting 17 kids with 15 different women, and then passing on his subhuman traits to his kids so they do the same.

>Gays can have all the orgies they want too idc about that as long as everyone is of age it's fine. Nobody is breeding and I'm all for people not breeding.
It's not about the breeding, it's about them forcing their agenda down everyone's throat.

Want to be a faggot? Fine, then do it behind closed doors instead of parading it in the streets and insisting that schoolgirls and schoolboys get brainwashed with this morally depraved stuff -- or worse -- encouraged to engage in these sorts of things.

But gay porn is propaganda and you know it. It's brainwashing small kids into thinking that it's okay to be gay.

It is okay to be gay

>dumb idiot is gay
>doesn't breed
>Everybody wins
>unless they act like a faggot and you have to be around them

Oh please, sexual deviants and perverts were still a thing and there were still alot of them before the internet was ever a thing. It just makes it easier for them now since they don't have to travel to the video shop to browse the adult section or buy shifty fuckin' magazines at the local corner store.

>That's a good thing. If you can't afford a kid, it dies. This stops Tyrone from getting 17 kids with 15 different women, and then passing on his subhuman traits to his kids so they do the same.
>People don't deserve to live happy, fulfilling lives because of situations beyond their control
>it's about them forcing their agenda down everyone's throat.
>Le "Agenda" Meme
Here's your [YOU]

Lel you think it's only the UK?
The entire EU wants a crackdown on privacy & and enable internet surveillance.
Poland want to put backdoors in software

asktheeu.org/en/request/input_provided_by_ms_on_question?nocache=incoming-11727#incoming-11727

This literally happened like two years ago, fucking Slowpoke.

These "muh degenerates" are usually the most perverse. They overreact to any and all things not vanilla to overcompensate(akwardly) for their own degeneracy of bestiality, pedophilia and the like.
We see through you "right knights". You're the sickest of them all.

>virgin trying to ban porn because since he can't get laid no one should get laid

The British won't be as perverted as the rest of us

That's the best idea I've heard all day!

>The British won't be as perverted as the rest of us
Yeah, I mean look what happened to Japan since they started censoring genitals in porn. Definitely not perverted at all.

My sides!

Don't care. Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.

in reality the only law getting considered is a law that enables the government to block websites that don't ask for age verification

I seriously hope all the anons supporting this are just baiting and Sup Forums isn't actually this infested with normalfags and moralfags because this is disgusting.

Maybe Britain will make erotic novels and comics relevant again.

:^)

that doesn't make sense. if he doesn't get laid, wouldn't he watch porn chronically?

>porn banned
>nothing to hide XD

user, your autism level has reached the severe condition. I'm not kidding, you should speak to a doctor.

Muh degeneracy fags don't watch porn. They also don't get laid either.

>being proud of sexual intercourse, something even some fish can do.

Good, you deserve it.

What about furry porn?

Do you have a closet you would like to come out of?

I love porn as much as anyone, but this is a good thing. Kids don't need to be seeing porn, especially trannie and interacial shit. That's a serious mind fuck when you are still developing.

Its just a shame parents are clever enough to raise their children and are happy for the state to do it.

When I was 12 a tight shirt of pair of jeans would have me cuming in my pants. Now I cant get off unless i'm watching hardcore porn, and most images dont even get my hard. Porn fucks with your sex drive and perceptions. Its not healthy.

These moralfags think sex for any reason other than procreation is degenerate, that's why they aren't getting laid because I couldn't imagine them getting married in the first place.

I don't understand the popularity of pornography.
Pornography is too a primitive of a visual stimulus to pique my interest in any way, much like most of so-called movies. I have yet to witness a so-called porn movie that even just tickles my intellect, or proposes any kind of novel abstract concept.
I'm serious. Porn is extremely boring to me.

you're probably just a cuck so it doesn't matter what you say anyways

>interacial shit
I hope your saying that because it tends to feature the very few men who have impossibly large dongs therefore fostering body dysmorphic disorder; and not because you think that different races shouldn't mix.

I live in a bilateral open relationship.
It is impossible for me to get "cucked", if I may use your proletarian colloquialism.

Everyone needs to get off once in a while, porn is, and should be just an aid for that, a little spark for the imagination.

Though i personally find the cliche porn look kind of unattractive... i prefer more amateur, normal girls, with weird boobs, a little bit of muffin, a wonky tooth. Stuff that makes them human rather than plastic and silicone.

You can be a moralfag and have heaps of sex, it's just usually with a girlfriend or wife. There's a difference between hating all sex and hating 'barely legal teen girl gets DESTROYED by triple BBBC gangbang!!'

It is possible that would have happened with age anyway. ED was a thing before porn.

>i cant control myself so ban it :(
How about we ban you?

i really dont understand what retards here in the UK actually want these laws to pass.

we need a leader like trump in charge. where did farage go?

As a libertarian who grew up during the Wild West Days of the BBS/Internet revolution, life is becoming fucking unbearable.

I'm seriously starting to cry remembering what we had and watching it slip away bit by bit.

I find much of it boring because the models tend to be heavily air brushed and have far more plastic and silicone than any living being should ever have.

This will happen in the US too. Trump will get net neutrality and then he will let the jesus freaks in his party pass moral laws so Trump gets a rubber stamp to give his businesses tax cuts.

UK and US are in a race to the bottom.

*net neutrality axed

Trump is pretty liberal on social issues. He's not going to pass insane laws to please whiny christian conservatives.

I live in the Falklands, does this affect me?

Good. In my opinion, internet porn should be made opt-in only.

Why are normalfag moralfags on Sup Forums anyway?
Isn't there something more wholesome you fucks can do?

>straight people
>practically choking on each other's tongue in public
>no one bats an eye

>gay couple
>holds hands
>contemptuous stares
>vitriolic remarks
>get shot

and we're the ones shoving it down your throat

>normalfag moralfags
Moralfags are outliers, not the norm.
The average Normie is quite depraved.

>user ]space[ name
>not Anonymous

Please...please tell me that isnt real. Im in the US but i can feel that kinda shit creeping just around the corne4

>Mfw there will soon be a fuckhuge black market for crazy fetish porn, just like in the 80s and 90s before the internet.

Also if you're an artist, you can start peddling your goods in the misty streets of London at midnight.
>Psst hey you!
>Want to buy some porn? You name it, I draw it. 150£ a pop.

Why do British people enjoy surveillance so much?

What does me watching piss porn have to do with me identifying as a male or whatever? Im lost. I get the SJW shit but no onea shoving anything in your face when it comes to porn.

You think id want people to know that shit? No, you god damned mentally damaged retarded mongoloid. Just fuck off with your opinions, theyre literally garbage. Ill jizz to whatever i damn please*

*legal shit, not cp, zoo stuff or gore etc.

lmao fags are the ones who have anonymous anal sex in public restrooms not normal people

Yea frankly I don't get why idiots think this kind of shit is unique to Britain. The whole EU is going full on totalitarian socialist superstate where things like privacy and freedom of speech are swear words.

Looks like the Germans are at it again. They failed with Hitler, now they are doing it with the EU.

>UK
what an islamic shithole

>proposed
>would
>could

Weak. I propose a law that could ensure OP's mother would be raped every time she leaves the house. Quick call the newspapers.

yeah but if you propose something nobody gives a shit, if the government does, it could become law

Crackpot parties proposed retarded laws all the time, IIRC in Britain there's a law where a petition reaching a certain level of support must be debated in parliament. All sortsa of shit comes up, not all of it gets passed into lawe. Tbh I haven't done any research on this and whether it has any support, I don't really care, but you see these articles 5 times a day about PROPOSED LAWS that COULD SPELL THE DOWNFALL OF SOCIETY AS WE KNOW IT, it's click-bait journalism. You expect to see it on Sup Forums, not Sup Forums.

This bill was already being written long before the brexit referendum was even proposed.

It was introduced by the conservative party, who led the government at that time

>the “four-finger rule”, for instance, which limits the number of digits that can be placed into any orifice while on video.

>REEEE FUCK THE FOUR FINGER RULE FUCKING GUBBERMENT ILL PUT AS MANY FINGERS INTO MY BUTTHOLE AS I WANT

funny to see a public debate about this

Fuck off you flamboyant faggot, ones like you should off yourself. You aren't helping the world by pushing for legislation to ask kindergartners to select their gender identity from 32 options and teaching about how you can be gender fluid in fucking health class.