Quick write "Hello World." in your language of choice or Doggo gets it

Quick write "Hello World." in your language of choice or Doggo gets it.

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Echo hello world

print("Hello World")

Hello World

cout

"Hello, world"

Hallo wereld

Echo "Hello World";

Hola Mundo

こんにちは世界

hello world

su root -c " echo 'Hello World.' " | grep "Hello World."

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge
I'm sorry, doggo. ;_;

println!("Hello world!");

print("hello world")

echo >> memes.txt && echo "Hello World" > memes.txt && echo memes.txt

I made it extra autistic just for you.

Less autisic version:
echo "hello world"

batch is worst scripting lang.

program hello;

begin
writeln('Hello World!');
end.

(princ "Hello World.")

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w !,"Hello World"

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こんにちは世界 !

Jebać Papieża.

Hallo Welt.

Szia világ!

public class Main(String[] args)
{
Print("Hello world");
}

public void Print(String s)
{
System.out.println(s);
}

No kill doggo, pls

#include

auto main() -> int {
std::cout

>in your language of choice
>implying my hello world is valid in just one language
puts "Hello, World!"

public class JavaApplication8 {

public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("OP IS A GAY NIGGER LMAO");
}

}

select 'Hello World'

#!/usr/bin/perl

eval eval '"'.


('`'|'%').('['^'-').('`'|'!').('`'|',').('{'^'[').('['^'.').('`'|'.').('['^'+').('`'|'!').('`'|'#').
('`'|'+').('{'^'[').('['^'.').'='.'>'.('['^'*').'\\'.'{'.('^'^('`'|')')).'

...

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.

Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! You are as
stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself!
Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!
[Exit Juliet]
Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]

Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.
Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
mind!
Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.
[Enter Ophelia]
Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!
[Exeunt]

print("ur gay lol")

puts 'Goodbye, Doge.'

Hello World

(language of choice is English)

'die you disgusting one headed cerberus and normie doggoposter!'

Get on my level!

>Doggo

The fuck is this

echo 'Hola Mundo'

E2188: Expression syntax

...

: hello-world CR ." Hello world " ;
hello-world

visible form of molecural autism

Hola Mundo

autism

I'm surprised nobody posted this yet:

(=

merhaba dünya

12 00 03 49 00 07 00 48 65 6C 6C 6F 20 57 6F 72
6C 64 zz

print "Hello World"

niggers = "Hello world"

print(niggers)

who ever works out what letters what gets a prize

helllolork whynoliedie

haftftu ghu'ftg

#include
#define P char
#define O int
#define U return
#define M printf
#define E O
O main()
{

O h[] = {1819043144,015735620157,0x646c72};
M("%s\n",-(1

puts "Hello World"

Immunity cat protects doggo now fuck off

Bonjour monde

console.log('Hello World') ;

that's error prone, user.

#==================================
#This command displays "Hello World!":

print("Hello World!")
#==================================

#ITT: Niggers who don't comment their code.

module main;
initial
begin
$display("Hola Mundo");
$finish ;
end
endmodule

64+"!dlroW olleH">:#,_@

#include

int main()
{
std::cout

"Merhaba, dünya"

import helloworld

print(helloworld.helloworld)

global _start

section .text
_start:
; write(1, message, 13)
mov rax, 1 ; system call 1 is write
mov rdi, 1 ; file handle 1 is stdout
mov rsi, message ; address of string to output
mov rdx, 13 ; number of bytes
syscall ; invoke operating system to do the write

; exit(0)
mov eax, 60 ; system call 60 is exit
xor rdi, rdi ; exit code 0
syscall ; invoke operating system to exit
message:
db "Hello, World", 10 ; note the newline at the end

#include
#include

main()
{
printf("Hello, world.");
system("pause");
return 0;
}

I also code in english

>Ook! is a joke esoteric programming language created by David Morgan-Mar. It is identical to Brainfuck, except that the instructions are changed into Orangutan words.

Здpaвeй Cвят.

If you don't use std::endl, you need to flush to be completely safe:

#include

auto main() -> int() {
std::cout

Lei ha clacsonato
voglio una bucaiola, Necchi come se fosse 0 voglio prematurata, Mascetti come se fosse 72
prematurata a posterdati voglio antifurto, Mascetti come se fosse 87.
voglio una cofandina, Mascetti come se fosse prematurata con scappellamento a sinistra per 1
cofandina come fosse cofandina meno 33 brematurata la supercazzola antanizzata con antifurto,
cofandina o scherziamo? vaffanzum! bituma scusi, noi siamo in quattro.
blinda la supercazzola antanizzata con Alfio Mascetti, tarapia Mascetti o scherziamo?
voglio vicesindaco, Mascetti come se fosse 101 vicesindaco a posterdati voglio pastene,
Mascetti come se fosse vicesindaco più 7 pastene a posterdati bituma in un certo senso.
pastene a posterdati tarapia a posterdati Alfio a posterdati tarapia a posterdati
voglio scappellamento, Mascetti come se fosse 114 scappellamento a posterdati
pastene a posterdati voglio Antani, Mascetti come se fosse pastene meno 8 Antani a posterdati

你好世间!

public class OpIsAFaggot
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
System.out.println("Hello world!");
}
}

Works on my machine.

(display "Hello World.")

printf("Hello world /n");
Well, now just leave kitty alone

>/

Hola.

package OPisfag
import "fmt"
func OPisfag() {
fmt.Println("hello world")
}

dbms_output.put_line('Hello World');

test

namespace HelloWorld
{
class Program
{
static void Main(string[] args)
{
Console.WriteLine("Hello World");
}
}
}

Hello.....

public class HelloWorld implements HelloWorldAble {

private HelloWorld() {
}

public static HelloWorld helloWorldFactory() {
return new HelloWorld();
}

public static void main(String[] args) {
HelloWorldAble hello = (HelloWorldAble) helloWorldFactory();
System.out.print(hello.getHelloWorld());
}

@override
public String getHelloWorld() {
return "Hello World";
}

}

interface HelloWorldAble {
public String getHelloWorld();
}

print("Hello World.")

use16
jmp start
print:
push ax
mov ah, 0x0E
loopt:
lodsb
or al, al
jz endedprint
int 0x10
jmp loopt
endedprint:
pop ax
ret

start:
mov si, msg
call print


msg db "Hello World", 0x0

10 PRINT 'HELLO WORLD'
20 END

language? malbolge?

fn main() {
println!("hello world");
}


> Rust master race
enjoy your segfaults and memory leaks, C fags

why does BASIC look so much like shitposting

10 HERE'S YOUR FUCKING CODE
20 GODDAMN END

you code for 3 months so you cant get rid of segfaults?

Incredibly horrible

now this is shitposting:
10 PRINT 'HELLO WORLD'
20 GOTO 10

PROGRAM HELLO WORLD
PRINT*, "Hello World."
END PROGRAM

Why would you segfault on a Hello World? kek

10 PRINT 'FUCK'
20 PRINT 'OFF YOU FUCKING'
30 GOTO 10

public class Program
{
public static void Main()
{
System.Console.WriteLine("Hello, World!");
}
}