"We're sorry, that username is not available."

"We're sorry, that username is not available."

>belong to site with only 800 members
>choose long, esoteric, meaningless username out of habit

"Username exceeds 15 characters"

>username XxSephirothxX is taken

>go to website
>sign up
>choose a nickname
>choose a password
>enter e-mail
>enter phone number
>choose secret question
>enter the answer for the question
>enter your birth date
>choose an avatar
>read our terms of agreement
>confirm agreement
>click submit
>"Sorry, this nickname is already taken!"
>page is auto refreshed
>all the registration form is cleared

>register in an unimportant website with "your password must contain at least one number, one symbol and one capital letter"

have a nice nickname, it's never taken, it doesn't include numbers or upper caps, feelsgoodman.jpg

>sorry, that password is already used
w-what??

>signing up
>input email
>name
>birth date
>location
>finish
>check profile
>publicly displays it all
>no settings to hide it
>cant delete account
>contact admin
>"sorry we cant delete profiles without deleting the whole database"

>password requires at least 8 characters, special character, space, upper and lower case letters
>also required to set recovery questions
>it's a fucking gaming forum

>register
>use HTML character in password
>site accepts it literally
>try to login
>loginform escapes character before evaluating

>checking out some kids forum for his minecraft server
>look at members list
>shows IP address for each member, publicly
>for shits and giggles sql to drop passwords
>passwords are saved in text format along with username and email
>tell him about it
>he bans me from the forums
>bans me from his mumble chat

>sign up for Apple ID account
>password cannot be longer than 32 characters
>answer to secret question cannot be longer than 32 characters

>Even apple knows its buyers are idiots that can't memorize more than simple words

>Youarethetits44
>Your name seems to be inappropriate, please try something else
>welcome to the forum, Kikekiller1488!

>That email is already taken
>Reset password
>Take account

>11 years ago took a username that seems to be of great value for BRs. Get at least one or two shitty attempts a month to hack it ever since
>feels fucking nice.tiff

Oh that fucking happened to me once.

Pretty sure that's a justifiable reason to DDoS a sight for a few months.

What I hoped followed
>use his password to log on as admin
>delete all users
>delete all forum posts
>redo entire site to be MLP shit show full of popup ads for porn sights. whatever you can get your hands on.

Edgy

>remember to make a strong password
>enter new password 6-10 characters
Ok..

Same here.