Why aren't you buying an air umbrella Sup Forums

Why aren't you buying an air umbrella Sup Forums
Are you poor
It really works trust me
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What other uses does it have?

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don't you have some poppy fields to burn you waste of tax money?

Liiks like one of those neck massagers from Japan.

>believing I'm actually from Afghanistan
>believing there are people with internet connections in Afghanistan who have time to shitpost on Sup Forums

You could stick it up your bum I suppose

soldiers actually post here from time to time

>2016
>soldiers in Afghanistan

There are still thousands there, idiot.

>battery last 30-60 min
Don't know about you but it tends to rain quite a bit longer than that where I'm from.

damn those commies!

Do people go outside when it starts to rain and stay there until it stops where you come from?

But you should have no reason to be outside for any longer than 20 minutes.

Actually this is hilarious, just based on the fact that it's such a waste of energy.

>"Available for female."

What the fuck did they mean by this?

It's a phallic object
What do you think

That's a steal. Go for it dude.

Female privilege.
It is not available for men or attack helicopters tho.

and that it doesn't actually keep you dry!

You could buy 3 for only 100,000 dollars and rotate them

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>neck massagers from Japan

>Up to 15 min

That's a revolution

Holy sheit...
>tfw there is hole in the system and your hand will be wet

haven't seen this for years. I think it was on kickstarter until it got scrapped

techinasia.com/air-umbrella-cancelled

>that diagram
Holy fucking kek

I dunno about you but most people I know don't use an umbrella as an emergency measure to get to shelter.

If I'm gonna walk into town I'm gonna walk into town if it is raining or not, that's why I have an umbrella.
An umbrella I need to recharge to make it back home is useless.

What are doing outside in the rain for long?
Taking a shopping stroll with the other gals?

most expensive vibrator ever

This will just spray everyone around you with the water it is deflecting. You just be holding up a water sprinkler. This is as dumb as Solar Roadways.

SOLAR FREAKING ROADWAYS

Let me put it like this:
You can use it for serveral tasks.

Why would you want to inflate your minge tho?

That's assuming it even does anything to the rain in the first place.

Kek

Because in my city the wind blows at an average of 50km/h when it rains, and up to 180.
I'm pretty sure that thing would be completely useless (as normal umbrellas are)

pic related

Supposedly females like to stroke phallic objects when talking to males.