How many have you broken you stupid fat fuck?
Chairs
Jacob White
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Angel Watson
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Nathan Sullivan
One, it was cheap and I had to break it to save my life.
Note: If your "frineds" ever handcuff you to your chair then light your house on fire with you in it, you need to find new friends.
Jayden Rogers
After burying the old ones.
Kevin Morgan
>shitthatneverevencameclosetohappening.rtf
Luis Kelly
none
my current i put together myself
it's lasted 8 years so far
and infinitely comfy
Dylan Cox
Z e r o
However the one I'm currently using slowly lowers now and then.
It has also leaned slightly to the left since I bought it
>£200 "ergonomic" chair
Fell for a meme.
Also not fat I'm 185lbs, single digit bodyfat, at 6'3
David Cook
6'2", 250lbs
4 chairs.
Brayden Bailey
One, and intentionally, as part of the "I got a new one, must destroy the old one" ritual that all things go through.
Justin Nelson
autism
Benjamin Long
2
The first was 24 years old.
The second cost me $40.
Ian Kelly
1.
currently sitting on a old MATX case.
Sebastian Reed
5'7 130lbs manlet
>literally none
Jonathan Anderson
1, because it was a chink piece of shit.
Nicholas Richardson
By my own weight? None. For other purposes? Some.
Eli Morris
How many chairs have broken you?
Tyler Wright
One. I was 16, 5'11 165lbs.
The chair was like a decade old.
The new one is better and I've used it for 4 years
Kayden Foster
2
those chairs really don't take well to rocking
Kevin Anderson
Why don't those chairkikes make a fucking chair that does and stop squeezing the little man for money?
Isaiah Rogers
Another very important reason why not to buy chinkshit.
Most chairs you buy have metal plates underneath them to prevent this from happening.
Cooper Gray
this thing fuckin scary , thanks god i have now full metal finland chair
Caleb Allen
One day we will have the technology to build a chair we can sit in and relax fully rock in. But first we need a to fund the very long and expensive R&D. Who will send me large sums of money to spearhead this new project?
Leo Reed
None
I'm 165 LB and 5'11 and the one I'm sittin on was bought used for $7.
Jose Rivera
if there was one that could still swivel and slide, I'd get it
Isaiah Bell
I remember seeing the news article of that incident a long time ago and it made me really fucking autistic about buying non-chink pneumatic chairs only.
I've only broken one chair that was already used, the left armrest gave up. I'm 6'1 185 lbs.
Jace Perry
What the hell happened? I broke countless chairs but never injured thanks to my fine reflexes.
Xavier Sullivan
>chair explodes
>metal rod goes up the boy's anus and kills him
I remember reading that news
Ryder Clark
make a kickstarter
Daniel Myers
0. 1.80 m and 65 kg.
Gavin Davis
i broke toilet seat when i was 260 lubs
Benjamin Parker
chinkshit chair without metal plate (probably plastic painted to look like metal) above the piston and chinkshit piston malfunctioning.
You won't see this happen with normal non-chinkshit office chairs.
Chase Clark
Carter Wilson
It gave me the heebie jeebies for a while
Luckily it was all a big ruse.
Ian White
>sitting in a chair
Jack White
Is your imaginary chair also nailed to the ground or something.
Blake Martinez
enjoy your back problems
Easton Clark
Fuck off you terrorist. Do the world a favor and kill yourself.