Chinese Shopping General

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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aliexpress.com/item/Chink-projector/32718212908.html
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>News from Last thread
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• Chink Mighty wallet clones • user Recommends Mate 9

Fuck off with this furry shit

What did I get today* /csg/???

*yesterday but the post office held my package for some reason

It's a pair of VE Monks!

I like them.

why are they not in official ATTITUDE package?

>coaster recommendations
I've had my eyes on these for a while now. aliexpress.com/item/coasters/32565211658.html

Because I took them out of the packaging before I took the picture.

>Chinese Shopping General

Oh so this cuck is back is he?

p-please no b-bullying
b-buy high quality item, mister

referrallink.ru/shit-product-plz-buy

Fuck you nip, the only thing i'll be buying from you is some sucky sucky.

nip =/= chink

ARR ROOK SAME

FUCKING NIPS

friendly reminder to tip your mailman

My mailman is also the baker and plumber

HASHTAG RURAL LIFE

Go back to /r/the_donald, retard.

Fuck this shit, I buy chink shit to save money. Tipping culture as a whole has to go.

friendly reminder to tip your nip

>americans still can't into online shopping
>instead they walk into a walmart and fight with their fellow obesities
*giggles*

Any good phone that is less than $120?

Thinking of Mi4c.

How can I chink a store to get lower prices?

suck off Jack Ma

>walk

what's the current meme tv box? or banana pi ?

might change apartment and can't install the satellite dish in the new one, so the choice left would be android + client software from the provider

the only real differences are cpu, and thats not exactly too important

get one you can flash with openelec cause android a shit (I have M8S, came with android, now has openelec running well save for wifi.

yeah that was the other possibility openelec/kodi + addon

Disappointed by the purple monk
>white plastic with purple paint instead of purple plastic mold

Is this what you call getting chink'd?

Still baller.

>openelec
no getting chink'd would be a tiny mouse inside of the headphones with parkinsons to create bass

>tfw chink shit is arriving but you're not there to pick it up

I don't know man. i prefer the red massdrop edition any day

Where I can buy this weird ass wallet?

Hello Sup Forumsents.

What's the deal with KingDian SSD'S? Is there a catch? Are they full of chinese botnets? Child pornography?

How are they so cheap?

I second this

they used to be cheaper

>(C) Disney
that's the best part

They're decent SSDs, and they're not as cheap as you think,

>cheap
They are more expensive per GB than SSDs on sale in my local stores.

>Implying that SSD bundled with CP is bad

reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/focnr/the_probablynotgenuine_chipndale50cent_wallet/

It's a fold-out mirror.

Is there much difference in ordering from HK or China? Also is the Mi5 still a decent phone, i'm just looking for a casual shitposting machine.

ebay.ca/itm/201657133054
That's 81$ in USD for 480GB and it's not even the lowest price I've seen.

Find a kingchinked that beats that price.

fug, thanks anyway

so these are lemons right?

I'm falling for sales and cheap chinkshit. Got a problem though. Can anyone recommend a decent Chink wi-fi router or a reliable brand on Chink sites? I only need it to be able to use all of my 100Mb/s speeds and hopefully not come packaged with a botnet. Failing that I'll just flash it.

TP-Link.

seriously, i would not trust the chinese with anything that connects to the internet

not even joking

Yes, I would like NSA to spy on me instead.

sooo... a chink nas/router+hdd ?

And it's a samshit too so it's pretty fucking solid

they'll intercept your chink package and install their own bugs anyway

honestly at this point it's like why don't they just put their stickers on devices and call it a day

Refurbished.

>get free porn on it
WHAT A DEAL

there is porn that's not free?
did I go back in time?

Porn has always been free, it used to grow in bushes.

The solution is to chain together a US router and a chink router.
To get through both you'd need both NSA and chink backdoors, and neither agency is going to share their backdoors with the other, effectively making it secure.

which version ? now I saw it has 2gb/8gb too.
Have you got any additional peripherals? air mouse/kbd and shit ?
is it still the best meme-box?

So you saying buy a chink VPN?

The most secure solution is to use a North Korean network switch as well,

2gb ram, 8gb flash, amlogic s812
got a wireless rf keyboard with it, bretty gud

dunno about the best, theres more powerful (S912 etc) boxes out there and some might even have wifi chipsets that work under current openelec.

Got this chink projector for $66, it's pretty good for its price. It's not HD but for a university student living in a shithole is enough

Link? How good is it for movies?

HELP Sup Forums WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? IT'S BEEN 7 DAYS SINCE LAST UPDATE HAVE I BEEN CHINKED?

YES

I'M RETARDED AND FORGOT MY IMAGE AND MY CAPS LOCK KEY

stfu, tracking is an indicator, not a certain device
plus, it just looks like it was rerouted, no biggie

One week is nothing to worry

got it from here:
aliexpress.com/item/Chink-projector/32718212908.html
pretty good, I was expecting a very shitty chink projector but its surprisingly good.
its not really bright, it claim to be 1200 lumens but I say is like 200.

>7 days
>chinked
try two months

thanks m8

Is a raspberry pi the best form to emulate Snes on my TV?

It's the best supported.
Even has drivers to directly use original SNES controllers (attached to its GPIO pins)

Got my Thinkpad meme backpack from Ali.

Fits my memepad T420 with a 9-cell battery and there's a bit of space so i guess it'll also fit a T5xx, it's waterproof too or at least it should be.

Dink dink dink ladies and gents we've found winrar. /csg/ never fails to deliver. I'll show off my cart if I manage to complete it.

what if you accidentally manage to create an americhink ultrabotnet in the process

any nice graphic tablets to recommand below USD100 /csg/ ?
I need the pressure feature and buttons. Not an osu! faggot.

>chink router passes all traffic (including backdoor attempt) to american router
>proceed to get fucked by nsa

I want to order a tempered glass screen protector for my Macshit Pro, but from the reviews, people complain that it gets damaged in transit. Is there any recourse for me if this happens, or will I be screwed out of $10?

Has anyone here bought pens or pencils from ali?

UNIC make some nice little projectors.

Which one? What difference is between these?

If you didn't piss your money away on 2 years of paying to post here maybe you'd be able to afford to buy pens locally instead of ordering them from halfway around the world to save a few shekels

It's because I don't buy locally, and therefore save money, that I can afford this pass, guy.

Eat shit.

I assume nothing (at least for mongolians), my "US&EU Registered"-orders have gotten shipped via "Netherlands Registered".

>nimetön
Ebin :D

Yes, they're fine.

Even if the ink and other inner mechanisms suck in pens you can just swap it out with something better, so just look for something you like the shell of

Could you take a picture of the projection quality?

Has anyone come across any good Black Friday tablet deals/ Deals that are actually deals, instead of pretending to be deals but actually just being the usual price

cant you just buy a pack of pens for like £1? It's not like they run out quick, you get like 1/2 a year out of a pack usually

Do you know if the Mitsubishi gel pens are fake or not? One seller, LifeMaster, claims to be an authorized seller, but who knows.

no but i got a 500gb kingdian s280 for $100

seemed cheaper since most of the time it's at around $120

tons of people
search the archives

tons of cheap Uni pens stuff on Ali
got myself that rotating mech pencil

I was sort of considering buying a pair of Monks but the sassiness of these guys has pushed me over the edge

They're great. I really like mine. They're like today's netbooks.

Where can I buy non fake Piston v3 lads?

What's the difference between the KZ ATE and the KZ ATR?

Also according to audiobudget these earphones have no bass at all, is it true?

>©Disney

Just use your best judgement

Check reviews and make sure prices aren't too outrageously low

>The minimal sub-bass presence might not be sufficient to some.
>IT MEANS NO BASS AT ALL
Come on Sup Forums.