What's the best way to secretly sabotage someone's computer? I know a bit about computers, I've built one myself, but what would be the best means by which to permenantly break a computer.
My little brother is addicted to computer games and talking online with his friends. Since we have thin walls, my brothers late night chats keep me up at night. I've asked him to stop, but he doesn't. When I ask my mother to make him stop, she makes a compromise that he ends up breaking. Tonight, things got heated and my mother tried to carry away the monitor, at which point my little brother assaulted her. My mother is fairly weak willed, and I couldn't get her to press the issue further, despite her nursing a bruised face. I want to end my little brother's addiction and restore peace to my family. Please help me.
Forget the walls, he needs thicker skin. Whatever it's bothering your feelings is keeping you up OP not your brother's snickering into the night. Get help
Angel Hill
Ear plugs. Have you heard of them?
Leo Watson
QoS
Nathaniel Ramirez
>best means by which to permenantly break a computer. pic related
Lincoln Perez
just shut down the internet router at night. No need to mess with his stuff
Isaiah Bell
>install hard keystroke logger >find out his fetishes >steal his passwords >read personal conversations >???? >profit
Adrian Clark
Unless he knows anything about computers you could just take a component out and he wouldn't know why it won't run. But what would stop him from buying another computer?
Ian Jenkins
USB killer
Mason Edwards
all these bitches takin the little bro's side lmao
Daniel Hughes
that sounds more like instructions for him to fuck his brother
Kevin Barnes
Parents get mad at that
Sebastian Russell
use a usb killer
Alexander Smith
*spreads boipucci* lmao u gay or something
Jack Smith
Format his hard drive and make it a ext4 filesystem, he won't be able to reinstall the os unless he figure out how to create a ntfs one.
Grayson Thomas
looooool
he hit your mom he bruised her
and you didn't do anything?
push the issue again
and fuck him up you pathetic excuse for a human being
Jordan Baker
It's my parents house I can't install bigger walls I can't sleep if someone's screaming in the other room. It's not a matter of feelings I have a feeling that isn't very subtle He has no reputation to tarnish, he's already a disgusting neet with no real life friends He built it (well, not that well. He bought 16 gugs of ram). He would probably find out something is missing though Explain I do but I my parents get mad at me when I bring up punishing him. I don't resort to physical violence because I'm better than that. I guess I'll keep bringing it up though.
Ryan Lewis
>american walls
Colton Gomez
USB killer is a fake usb stick with capacitors or whatever they're called in it. It harnesses the power of the computer to gather electric charge, and then discharge it at the computer, destroying the CPU or other components. They don't sell it at your local store. It's a pretty new concept, just heard about it recently here on Sup Forums.
Can't your brother just like... talk quiet at night? I guess with how you described him, he isn't the type to.
a usb killer is a bunch of capacitors made to look like a flash drive that charges up off the computer's power and dumps a lot of electricity into the usb port all at once, killing the port and in most cases it kills the whole computer
Jaxson Johnson
unplug system fans
install sound paneling
Jayden Cruz
Isn't this stopped by a fuse on the port?
Asher Perez
Nigga he bruised your mom
take the computer while he is away
give it to your friend or sell it idk
deny knowledge
if he tries to fight you he's your little brother, you should have have no problem making him your bitch
Jaxon Rivera
Set the router to shut off traffic to his system after a certain time. Set a router password. Keep the password only in your head.
Works WONDERS
Ethan Moore
This actually sounds good. Dumb question, but does it work on locked computers?
Michael Gutierrez
Magnets
Mason Sanders
Grow the fuck up, you pathetic piece of shit.
Blake Lee
That'll over heat the system, right? I kinda like that idea. The crashing will look more natural.
Adam Watson
put a regular flash drive in the computer while it's locked if it lights up then the usb killer will work
better than unplugging is cutting cables inside the case typically a cable management area sectioned off from the rest of the case you can hide the break in
Thomas Taylor
throw some thermite on him then set it on fire. or on the computer.
or just throw him out.
Jonathan Fisher
You can set it to only shut off network traffic to his machine.
Or throttle him to a crawl. 3kb/s sounds nice.
It would be very hard for him to figure out what's going wrong and very quick to make him shut up.
Matthew Perry
> strip a few inches of copper wire
> sand off a small pile of copper dust with 80 or 100 grit sandpaper
> scoop into straw
> blow straw out into computer, especially targeting mother board, PSU and GPU
Some time in the next few boots Something will Happen.
Try not to be too obvious with large grains of copper dust, and don't try to blow 3 or 4 grams all over everything. Use smallish amounts in targeted areas. Repeat after a few days if you don't get success the first try. The goal here is to ensure that he never figures out what exactly happened. It will take years off his life trying to figure it out & trace the problem.
You might even be able to pull it off on his replacement rig.
However. this does not address the root problem of both of you being assholes. Sounds like you deserve chewing on each other.
Dylan Bailey
Make a program that will randomly kill his task such as chrome.exe or his games when they are launched. Have it in his startup folder so the exe or jar will be executed every time he boots
Julian Barnes
are you incapable of kicking the shit out of your little brother? put the fear into him
Noah Phillips
He demanded my parents install an ethernet cable leading to his room. Would throttling still work?
Grayson Green
OP,
I did this once. Get a 9-volt battery and drag the contacts around on the motherboard a bit. Did it for 5-10 seconds and the computer never turned on again. No need to buy anything fancy.
If it leaves scorch marks or a smell or anything it just looks like the motherboard failed.
Ayden Phillips
Hmm... This could work as well. I'll look into it.
Ryder Sullivan
>remove PSU from case >carefully remove any warranty/anti-tamper stickers >open PSU up >remove fan >remove sticker covering the PCB/conenctions from fan >carefully disconnect a single wire if it's a 2 pin fan, 2 if it's a 3 pin one >reattach sticker, reinstall fan, close up PSU, reapply any labels
A 'smart' PSU might drastically throttle due to no cooling, most will just fry.
PSUs dying like this isn't unheard of, especially for cheaper models, and all that vibration from a fan can't be good for the solder joints on a 99 cent part from china, right?
Owen Nelson
I'm not an animal. I'm not him. I refuse to stoop to violence. I want to see him get better and that's why I want to destroy the system that perpetuates his shittiness
Ryan Thomas
Yes. You can throttle over a solid connection and there will be no hardware damage like other methods, completely reversible. And you can dig it in gradually 1MB a day as well as loosening the vice on occasion to make sure he can't figure out what's doing it.
Time it if you can to make sure he gets some early morning daylight and dusk slowness so that neet gets outside.
Noah Watson
As long as you have control of the router, definitely.
Why not remove the button cell on his mainbaord that's keeping the time and shit and replace it with a dead one though.
Bentley Rodriguez
I like this solution. I think one of the best ways to make it subtle is cutting a fan
Zachary Phillips
deletion of the 32nd system
Blake Ramirez
Hm... This could work. As long as I ease in to it and make him fail to realize what's going on this could be a less destructive solution. Fortunately, I have access to the router controls.
James Wood
inb4 he's destroying your PC for 'downloading anime all night so I can't game'
Thomas Thomas
>I don't resort to physical violence because I'm better than that Spoken like a true faggot.
Luis Allen
Best response ITT
Robert Price
>Log into router >go to mac address blacklist >add his network adapter to the blacklist no harm done to his computer and it's pretty easy to reverse if needed.
Tyler Watson
You sound like such a little faggot.
Christopher Thompson
I actually want to see the outcome of a psu with no fan now.
Gavin Diaz
it would be quieter
Ethan Collins
>Walk into room. >Punch child in face. >Take computer from child. >???? >Profit.
Bentley Campbell
you said he assaulted your mother, you're gonna stand by and let your little brother attack your mom and instead try to fuck up his computer
ok
Isaiah Nguyen
Discipline the child for hitting his parent you beta cuck.
Charles Gonzalez
No, I just came up with that so you guys would give me ideas. I can't play LoL at night because of his constant streaming.
Matthew Kelly
nick cage chrome extension
Jeremiah Watson
>I can't play LoL at night because of his constant streaming. Global rule 2: You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
Parker Cooper
>Since we have thin walls, my brothers late night chats keep me up at night.
Might I suggest a $0.05 pair of earplugs?
Aaron Thompson
OP I know you ignored this post but you should do this
Xavier Butler
INSTALL FUCKING GENTOO
Kevin Flores
>plot twist: we were talking to the little brother allalong
Julian Carter
tfw 33 years old and play LoL because I haven't been capable of holding my own in FPS games since Unreal Tournament
Tyler Hughes
Exactly what they said. USB killer
Place it outside your house so he finds it and is dumb enough to use it
He'll never know it's you
Parker Perry
tihs
Adam Smith
>take a shit, get some of it on a butter knife >open up his PC and remove the CPU cooler >wipe off the thermal paste with a microfiber cloth >take the butter knife and spread the shit on his CPU >put the cooler back on
The next time he turns on his PC, it won't start and it'll smell like burnt feces.
Owen Jenkins
>it won't start
It will, modern CPUs just thermal throttle but it should be enough to boot into the OS.
Luke Gray
Physical violence is a good thing sometimes. Avoiding it when he attacks your mom does not make you better than him. Protect your mom, you idiot
William Bennett
He'll still be in for a surprise if he ever figures out that cooling is the issue and decides to remove the cooler.
Cooper Butler
Too obvious isn't it? I want him to think it was an accident and move on Very funny
I'm heading to sleep, I'll use some of your ideas though, so thanks.
Ryder Morgan
Don't sabotage his computer. He won't learn anything and he'll just be mad at you forever.
Turn off the electricity to his room at midnight every night, then turn it back on 8 hours later.
Asher Price
>What's the best way to secretly sabotage someone's computer? How old are you that you have to resort to Sup Forums for advice on dealing with a younger sibling?
You fucking dumbass, act like an older brother.
Blake Thomas
Get a bit torrent client, disable uTP, set it to like 20000 max connections, no upload limit, seed a whole lot of linux torrents and use the scheduler to make it only come on at night.
Asher Williams
Fake dongle with a capacitor to charge and discharge high current into the motherboard.
Jaxon Davis
yes absolutely. at best you take out the hub.
Jaxson Anderson
>how to start a housefire
Ethan Brooks
I know im late to the thread but i relaly hope you see this.
Breaking your little brothers shit wont do anything, itll only end up costing your parents money, and he wont learn anything.
Don't be a bitch and confront him directly. Tell him to stop and if he doesn't youll kick his ass.
Gabriel Campbell
The USB Killer works all hardware-wise, it doesn't matter if the computer is locked it just needs to be powered on.
It's going to fry the computer's pieces, tho.
Also, magnets.
Try live booting some Gahnoo and deleting his shit.