SQL programming

Hi guys I need some help programming a website. anime-openings.net/

github.com/AnimeOpenings/AnimeOpenings

It needs a new SQL to replace the old configuration.
github.com/AnimeOpenings/AnimeOpenings/blob/master/names.php.sample

builds.anime-openings.net/

I would be willing to pay you some money or send you pics of my ex gf

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iflyun.net/y/?v=KXr6ZNwWPXE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Post more pics like OP image please.

like this?

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Yes like that but a bit lewder.
Keep going.

>konamicode

lewder
>never heard that word before in my life

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youtube is tricky to work with and keeps updating :p

this is something I did
iflyun.net/y/?v=KXr6ZNwWPXE
i think it would be cool if you had the youtube comments below the video like I do, scroll down.

can you elaborate ? is it like "impossible" to do it like I want?

>SQL
>programming

you can do it anyway you want! :)

sry i am an idiot... all i know is basic html

no I cant ;D
read

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No, I was being ironically autistic because SQL is a query language, not a programming language.

>i am an idiot
People who are skilled get good because they believe that they can and will get shit done. Then they get experience and actually become good. Believe in yourself and a lot can happen.

Also
>falling for the "nautrally talent" meme

yeah actually I knew that SQL is not a programming language... but i didnt know what verb to use there instead ;D

"Coding" would be okay, also something like "Writing SQL queries". Good luck friend.

That's some Pajeet-tier code, senpai.

yeah why didnt I think of "coding"
what do you mean?

Read about what MVC is. I guess it doesn't really matter for a small project like this, but you'd have a serious problem untangling this spaghetti if you wanted to extend it. Inline styles, magical hardcoded values and non-descriptive variable names are also a no-no.

why youtube actually ? all the vids are on an external SSD...

He means it's on the level of underpaid indians retards flooding the market with shit code for cheap money.
I'm just translating from Sup Forums to english, by the way, I still haven't looked at the code.

meant for

thanks for translating bro

How is this different than openings.moe?

>I would be willing to pay you some money or send you pics of my ex gf

this is the coolest sentence i've seen this week

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