/csg/ -Chink Shit Generals- No Escape Edition

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, Taobao, eBay and related sites.
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>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
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• user warns other anons not to buy Xiaomi stuff

This should be a meme

Then you could try out the SJCAM 5000x Elite
youtube.com/watch?v=h72cjKQgbQs

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tfw i bought a pair of IEM with silver cable because the seller changed the price of the package to 1 dollar due to an old pair being shit

the old pair cost half of what the new pair costs

am happy

Well, there is a reason why Vivo/Oppo/OPO & Huawei are Top Dog in China right now

Getting some stocking stuffers for the family and close friends (and me of course). How'd I do?

Pics or it didn't happen

forgot the image

Any store where I can buy chinkpad parts?
Preferably taobao or tmall.

AliExpress, just search by the FRU.

>Oppo
If their Chinese business strategy is the same as in my country, then they're on top because of advertisements and hype alone.
Literally Chink Samsung, only worse. Their stuff is way overpriced and specs are super mediocre. Their """""OS"""""" is trash (below touchjizz-tier) and they stop updating after 6 months.

Got my new LCD for my vgn-p720k. Works pretty nicely.

Viewing angles suck but they are no worse than factory.

>dem viewing angles

I think that's the PAK figure.

3rd world user here
>Huawei
They got popular because of the nexus thing, kirin soc is like mediatek except it hella more unreliable
>Oppo
It shilled really fuckin hard here, my friend who work in retail told me that he would get a good commission every time he sold an oppo phone, as much as samsung he said
>Vivo
Same as oppo, also those pretentious "audiophiles" keep hyping this shit for no reason

Thing is, I'm looking for a screen bezel. If the chinks can make fake keyboards they sure as hell can make fake bezels.

Also tried looking for FRU 01AW433 on ali but there were like 3 listings and they said non OEM.

ah yes the Play Arts Kai stormtrooper. indeed that is the model

>>Vivo
>Same as oppo, also those pretentious "audiophiles" keep hyping this shit for no reason
Vivo is in my country too but is never hyped for audio quality.
The XE800 is pretty good though. Basically a GR07 clone. Worth it at $20.

Apparently they hype the shit outta it because the phone is using some kind of good dac or something. Not a believer of dac snake oil though.

Also, xe800 cost about as much as gr07 here, there's no point of getting them

>Ordered redmeme 3 pro on geekbuying Nov 2
>Super long time on payment received.
>They email me to tell me the model is out and I have to change it.
>I say just use the other color and they say ok.
>Another week goes by and I ask wtf is going on.
>They say it's already packed and ready to go and to give it 48 hours.
>3 days later (now on Nov 27) I make a paypal dispute.
>Buy a phone off newegg and get free 200$ headphones.

Never again.

Well that's not gonna work here. Anyone looking for a good DAC will get one of those cheap V20s.
Using a celebrity to hype a le selfie phone xD worked though.

There was a time when people manage to get XE800s for $20 and a store even stocks them. But nothing left but fakes now.

Why wouldn't you just buy it from aliexpress like a regular person?

Took 2 weeks for my k6000 pro to arrive with regular China post.

Because gookbuying accepts PP and alimemepress doesn't.

Gitup Git2 and SJCam M20 for the best stabilization.
Yi 2 for a decent stabilization and good color.
Firefly 7s for less fisheye effect.
Git2+narrow lens if you want 0 fisheye and best stabilization.

No clue about how well these fit gopro accessories.

With the various sales going on this might not be that great of a deal.

COLORFUL is actually quite a big brand in ASIA.

gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_356731.html?wid=21

Forgot to add,
Git2 and m20 can be found for less than US$120.
7s can be found for less than US$90.
Yi 2 normally goes for more than US$200
Git2 + narrow lens price varies. You can either buy the Git2 and the narrow lens separately or buy the Git2 with the narrow lens already installed, with the first one being obviously cheaper.

The /csg/ approved meme Kingdian S280 480gb SSD is $104 on AliExpress though.

>Using selfie as a main selling point
That shit also works wonder here

Csg needs a new chink ssd to champion, Kingdian a best followed by Netac. Who's going to be the test case for a colorful ssd?

>tfw Sunday
>tfw no mail
>tfw no chinky treasures to find in my mailbox in the morning

I'm feeeling so empty inside lads

It will pass. Monday is coming.

I have a question that confuses me.
Why is it that if you go back to look at a shop for something I've previously bought, they never have it in stock or the store is dead?
Seems like chinky scam to me

Known bug, flash to different rom

Mipad2 problem caused by Windows 10 update fuckery

The store system in aliexpress is chinky quality. Basically when a store gets a complaint, instead of having that complaint on their store's page, they just make a new store, spend some money to get some fake positive feedback and away they go.
It's part of why chinks always beg you to change your dispute reason, if you don't it means they have to make another store.

It's got to the point where if you didn't remake your store for bad feedback it's seen as you getting so much bad feedback you can't even remake your store

Guys, I'm looking for a good smartphone and VR headset combo to use on the Udacity VR Dev course. At first I thought I would just buy a used S6+GearVR (already own a Rift DK2), but I just find Samsung's phones really ugly. So what would you guys recommend? Specially on the VR headset side.

>>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
>qt.vidyagam.es/IcDmsJb.jpg
Man what the fuck, I want to read shit about chink memes, not the source code of the JPEG compression algorithm

It works fine on desktop. It wasn't designed for underage mobileposters, the infographic is too big to be displayed on tiny screens.

Any of ya'll goys pick up a Xiaomeme Mi TV Box 3 now while it's $75?

Unless it's somehow willingly engineered to be a total piece of dogshit the thing should work well as a Kodi/Emby client with Netflix and Chromecast.

rate my boipussi :3

5/5 jogiin asteikolla

chenxi.aliexpress.com/store/2670089

Has anyone tried any of these fake Rolexes?
I get that I'm not buying a real rolex (even though many of their chink clones actually outperform the real ones when it comes to telling time), but will the thing work and be usable as a watch?

any good fakes of Ray-Bans, i bought legit pair 3 months ago for $150 then spent another $120 to get my lenses put in.

Would rather pay for a cheap lookalike then spend to get my lenses.

not sunglasses, but for vision.

Is the Redmi 4 Prime the best 5" on the market for value and performance? I can get a Redmi 3 note but 5.5" is too big I think. Plus, might as wait for the Redmi note 4 pro SD then...

Get the Huawei $1k flagship :^)

Everyone should watch this before you buy shit through Aliexpress. Alipay gives all your info to the Chinese government.

youtube.com/watch?v=jCC8Sj5iFdc&t=384s

And Paypal gives all your info to the NSA. Next.

>already has an Oculus
>Samsung is no good
Pretty high standards there.

Get the new Xiaomi VR Glasses:
gearbest.com/vr-headset/pp_502624.html

For a smartphone, add a Xiaomi Mi5 (or Mi5s or Mi5s Plus).

Youtube says those are pretty awesome. Just a chink cellphone inside of a plastic VR headset.

Yupoo

Wait, different thing. They have one that's an all-in-one oculus knockoff.

Shit, how did I miss that? That actually looks like the first Gear VR legit contender, and with the PSVR crown thing to boot.

Put this PHONE: gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_294071.html
Inside these GLASSES: gearbest.com/vr-headset/pp_502624.html

Are there any good chink VR glasses for an iPhone 6?

Trump destroyed my country's economy and currency so I can't afford to buy chink shit anymore because everything is in us dollars.

>iCuck 6
You dun goofed user.

Buy from Taobao then.

>tfw when didnt buy any chink shit online on Black Friday but still got chinked.

Slav user here. Bought 64GB Transcend 300x UHS-I MicroSD from local retailer on Black Friday for ~15USD and it's a fake. The packaging is all in Chinese, the serial number can't be verified with Transcend website, the part number written on SD card (TUSDX64GUHSBK) says it's a Team 64GB MicroSD card. I've tested it with H2testw, it has full capacity and reads/writes fine and with pretty decent speeds(R:40/W:20) but yeah, it's a 100% fake.

Not sure if I should return it or just roll with it.

is that a brand, or are you saying i am poo?

Open a dispute with Ali. Return it if you can.

I bought it locally, man. I can return it with no problems (got receipt and all) which I will probably do.

So now that it is established dressing like a girl makes you a better programmer, what are some /csg/ approved cute female apparel stores?

Oh, sorry. My reading comprehension's a bit rough this late in the day.

Good luck!

what phones are those compatible with? would it work with a mi note pro?

...

>etc.

>underage mobile posters
Why do mobile posters get so much hate
In general?

Having a mobile = having a social life

most of this general has bought the rn3p ffs

and they're still in transit

rate 5 star

Check this out, a $2.90 shirt
s.aliexpress.com/JVRBNnuA

nice find, but what chink size am i

I can tell from the promotion photo that it's like 99% plastic, feels like shit to the touch and is going to make you itchy and sweaty.

I'm aware and noted my mistake. Get fucked.

Looking around the rest of the clothing section, and I find this.

Anyone know where I can get those knockoff Warhammer 40k models on Ali?

>Chinked by geekbuying
So many anons got bad exp with them now it seems

Is gearbest bad? It's just Ali isn't it?

are those transparent undies? i'm getting a gay vibe from this

I don't think 40K is big in China, unless you count the Red Army as IG LARPing.
eBay is your friend.

its ok they have my info from the OPM hack anyway

banggood.com/Lenovo-ZUK-Z2-5_0-inch-4GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-Snapdragon-820-2_15GHz-Quad-core-4G-Smartphone-p-1064299.html?rmmds=search
This is in stock, right? After geting chinked by Geekbuying I'd rather not have the same experience again. Also, if I ordered a case on the same site, Banggood would ship me both together?

> i'm getting a gay vibe from this

Me too. Can you post link so I can order this?

~thx~

Same. At least I get free credit monitoring for life (like it will fucking do anything).
I know. There's a big shop on Ali that sells the models but it's kind of hidden and isn't labelled as Warhammer 40k. I'll probably stick to ebay.

I ordered a Le 9gag Le max 2 on 11/11 at geekbuying and some expedited shipping that said 5-15 buisness days.
On the 21st they told me it was done processing and it said shipped,
Then the delivery time was 5-15 workdays from the 21st.
So far for paying 20 yuros extra on shipping

100% cotton according to the item description

Cotton isn't shiny like that m8

I bought the same phone from GearBest. Took three weeks.

because mobileposters are usually fucking retarded
>heres my 8mb 50000x50000 picture of an usb dongle I just got guise
>download.jpg
>babies first ban avoid

Is KingDian any good, performance wise and durability?

I was thinking of paying 15 bucks for EMS shipping, which should arrive in one or two weeks, plus processing time (another week).

Never ever speak to slavshit.
They are dumb greedy liars.

Yeng Fry Long Pork Chu Nig

>lithuanians
>best bread and pastry makers in the americas

What can it be?

Dragon dildos.

PC Fittipingas

xiaomi

Correct, it's a xiaomeme mousepad
I didn't expect this to be this fucking huge

I just bought the Git2 after seeing so many people recommend it.

Did I do a good job? you seem to have an idea about action cams.