ITT:

ITT:
we make the worst phone ever.
I'll start:
TNpanel
7"
mediatek single core 1ghz
800*600
Android 2.3
512mb ram
4gb rom
no sd card slot
comes with google assistant

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1080p display
no SD card slot
no headphone jack
3GB RAM
slow, laggy operating system
broken notifications
can only install apps from proprietary app store
cannot change default apps
no widgets
planned obsolescence through OS updates
16GB base storage at $800

no file browser

So the iphone 7 with android?

Snapdragon 821
5.7 inches, 80% screen to body ratio
4k screen, AMOLED.
6GB ram
128GB ufs
Micro SD slot

>Symbian

mine
1GHz Cortex-A5
480x800
4"
android 4.0.3
768 ram
4gb rom

can't even load Sup Forums's captcha without closing the browser

It's a HTC, isn't it?

>128GB ufs
>Micro SD slot
kek. no need for that stupid slot.

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720p
TnPanel
5.5
Snapdragon 200
Android 6.0
512mb ram
4gb rom
No sd card
Costs 450 usd

THE WORST ANDROID PHONE I HAVE EVER SEEN

" the Steppa "

>android 2.3.5
>1GHz single core Qualcomm
>bloated with apps
>3.5-inch display
>2 megapixel
>1 300mAh battery
>Memory 512MB
>Storage: 1GB
>Bluetooth 3.0
>3G only
>no support
>no flip covers, batteries, touchscreens or display available in the market for this model
>horrible design and name (Steppa)

oops forgot the resolution
>320X480

Xiaomi Mi5:
>Cheap
>Reliable
>High-end
>No NFC
>32/64GB
>No MicroSD slot

Don't forget the details.

>25:1 contrast ratio
>10 nits black level
>barely 20% sRGB coverage
>15,000k white point
>5° viewing angle
>shit old coin style vibration motor so the vibration feedback is sloppy af
>aspect ratio doesn't match resolution ratio so the pixels aren't perfectly square
>display features 60hz pulse width modulation so looking at it for 15 minutes gives you a migraine

Can we go deeper? How shitty can we make this phone?

This is bad in what way?

Lelnovo tier pwm on the backlight, even at max brightness.

It should have a miniature lawnmower attachment, so you can mow your lawn with your phone.

Oh, and it should have a PCI-e slot so you can upgrade its graphics capabilities.

iOS you mean

Doubles as a bludgeon.

kek

>TNpanel
>Not 4:3 CRT.

>ITT:
>we make the worst phone ever.
Already been done.
I'll leave it to others to nominate.

Windows Phone 8.1 (lags on everything even lock screen)

>USB D
>faster than PCIe 3.0 x16
>USB E
>faster than L1 cache
>tfw still to slow to connect your 256k TV to a smartphone
Why even live.

resistive touch screen
proprietary charger and headphone socket
custom launcher and skin that uses up all the RAM
SD card slot covered by the battery
1GB storage
apps can't be installed on SD card

Where is the oscilloscope.

>mini usb
>shitty cheap plastic but sealed shut so you can't replace the battery
>nonstandard manufacturer launcher with no options
>no kernel source
>malware baked in everwhere
>embedded SIM

desu I'd unironically buy this

>CSTN display, 240x320, 16-bit color, 3 inches
>resistive touchscreen
>msm7227
>512mb ram
>android 2.3.7
>1 gb internal storage, no sd card
>1200 mAh battery
>locked bootloader with system integrity check

The power button is combined with the volume rocker.

Mi5 has NFC tho

Didn't Amazon already do this?

I own almost exactly what you describe:
> TNpanel
Yes, and ~7° viewing angles too.
> 7"
Yes.
> mediatek single core 1ghz
Mediatek quadcore, unknown clock but 1ghz is probably close
> 800*600
640x480
> Android 2.3
4.2
> 512mb ram
Probably
> 4gb rom
Probably
> no sd card slot
Has a microsd slot
> comes with google assistant
No. Has an English ROM with gapps, but some strange stuff in it, like "quick start mode"
Use dashchan, legacy no JavaScript captcha.

>xkcd

At least it has a headphone jack

Kek. Democrap faggots like him always forget that niggers are too lazy to go out and vote. Get fucking cucked, Randall.

>lags on everything even lock screen
Windows phone was many negative things but unresponsive or overly demanding of the hardware were not on the list. It ran insanely smoothly, even on the shittiest phones.

You can get something pretty similar to that on aliexpress for $20 or so. It comes with an SD card slot, though. But it will probably have way worse resolution.

>squiggly font

Of course.

More proof that android users are being cucked super hard. iOS = perfection, iPhone = hardware perfection

Literally homosexual.

iOS is the reason iPhones aren't smartphones. What are you going to do with all that "perfect" hardware? Browse Facebook all day?

Do whatever I want without my phone crashing and lagging until in catches on fire and takes down a plane.

2.3 was better than the trainwreck that is 5.0 and 6.0 and likely 7.0.

>spilling memes as an argument

I own one. The camera becomes green if you push the left part of the case.

done

Android OS

>Iphone
>expensive
>The phone does bootloop when setting the date to 1/1/1970
>the screen will suddently stop registering touch events, thus paperweight
Oh, wait.

800*600 isn't actually that bad on a phone, most porn and animay is under 720p anyway

Underrated

I want the paid Xiaomi shills to leave.

>64x1080 resolution
>28 MB of ram
>144Mhz cpu
>running a custom OS made by indians
>you can only interact with it using the wheel thing from the original ipod
>the only volume options are off and extremely loud
>instead of vibrating it delivers an electric shock to you
>there's a bug that makes it shut off after you receive a text message and the developers won't fix it
>plays loud audio ads at random times twice a day whether your phone is silenced or not
>$900