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NON CANON THREAD. TOO EARLY. DELET THIS. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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i just ordered loads of junk off alliexpress, can someone tell me how long i should wait before disputing? iv got messages of a few of the sellers telling to wait atleast 59 days for deliver and to check with my local post office then before asking for a refund

I just ordered a pair of ed12's ate s and ed10's

wish me luck
bad dragon has cyber monday deals right now

>order something from goybest
>they ask me for verification letter proving that I live in that address with my full name
>I live with my parents and I have no bills with my name on them

What do?

Never happened to me
Spent hundreds of euros on it

Are you from Pakistan

Im in the UK

show them ID

best foam tips?

Here's a Foam tip: they are great insulators.

Got a bunch of chink shit today including a CREE light, an Enlan knife, a Mixza card, a Weishi razor, a digital caliper and others.

Will review the more interesting stuff when I get back home tonight.

>paki living in the UK
Are you trying to buy something very expensive as your first order with a credit card that's not in your name? You must've raised some red flags there. Try sending them a copy of your ID, as this guy said.

Nah m8, I ordered expensive shit before from Gearbest before but for some reason they need verification when I bought the Mi Book 13.3 inch.

>tfw my chink smartwatch just landed in the US
gonna be lit bois

Does anyone have an eken H9(R) action cam? If so would you recommend it, or rather spend a few more bucks for a xiaomi yi?

Gitup Git2
SJCAM M20

Either one is better than the Eken H9 and Xiaomi Yi

Or Firefly 6s/7s

Any thoughts on these cheap bombs?

Finally got me bike saddle (took a while).
Look very nice with my Brooks saddle.
Stitching looks OK and waterproof, time will tell.

gearbest.com/bike-bags/pp_469288.html

My RN3P fell into the bathtub. I'm still letting it dry and will try to turn it on in a few days, but in case it does not recover:

Is it still a good idea to buy one, or has something better surfaced? CM/Custom rom support is a must

Yo dawg, I heard you like saddles so we put a saddle in your saddle

Has anyone tried one of those power bank cases with adjustable voltage?

Can't find the one in the pic, so does anyone know a good one?

Put it in rice asap.

Dont touch it for a week. Dont press or touch the power button and let it sit.

Consider this
youtube.com/watch?v=s1i9R8qoD9U

this, putting it in rice will attract chinks who will repair it while you sleep.

If you must buy one, get a OP3-T/Zuk

Are the aliexpress stores that say no vat charged or that they pay vat for you memes or legit

Its just a generic case that one manufacturer sells to other manufacturers
therefore the internals can vary depending on the manufacturer so you have no idea what you actually will get

youtube.com/watch?v=b0c9hI5bt5g

some can be decent, some can be shit,
I got one this week from a friend.
I charged it and it recorded as taking 500mah at 5v/500mA
I used it to charge my kindle fire. It discharged completely in about 10 seconds (note it discharged in pulses with spikes of voltage and current). Now It cant charge past 60mAh for some reason and only pulls 10mA when charging

>Post pics

Smartwatches are a meme

Send them a bank statement

Someone redpill me on these Haier robot vacuums

Are some good and some bad?

Are they all garbage?

Haier and Midea is pretty much Top-tier among the Chinks.
But all Mainstream Robot vacuums have weak suction and sweep dirt to the far corners.

So yeah, you get what you pay for

its just a chink roomba
good for what it is
but a roomba is essentially shit

What's a good 8 inch tablet for porn and vn?

Cube anything

I have a 9.7 Teclast and it's starting to have issues

i appreciate u

Something arrived.

first for a tablet

can someone link me to that price tracking website?

I am trying to see if I am still being chinked after the price raises of 11.11/25

My money is on Hakko soldering station knockoff.

Nope

chink dildos

chnprice

>The Japan Technology
I still assume it to be just a clone.

Has anybody ever had a package go to Honolulu first before coming to the states? My packages usually go to New York when they first land, but this one is in Hawaii.

And they shipped wrong plug.

chink link pls

aliexpress.com/item/White-case-HAKKO-936-soldering-station-Electric-iron-A1321-ceramic-heating-element-lots-gift-as-photo/32429996150.html

then very likely its real, just is the chinese domestic version

hrm that plug won't fly in japan. does it even work in USA?

anyone know a super cheap but serviceable chink knife i can get engraved by the seller?

youtube.com/watch?v=TP0etU7mTwU

what's the brush for?

your burned skin

brushing you hair like a purdy gurl

its easier to just get it inscribed by a local jeweler, or buy a cheap etcher and do it yourself

Yes, it looks like Yihua.

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etsy.com/market/engraved_knives

thebestmangifts.com/sogknives/

dlttrading.com/engraved-knives

knivesandtools.com/en/ct/pocket-knife-engraving.htm

sogknives.com/engraving-info.html

knife-depot.com/personalized-knives/

benchmade.com/lasermarking-support

buckknives.com/custom-knife-shop/

Anyone here order prescription eyeglasses (either with the lenses or just the frames) from China? How did work out?

>How did work out?
user bought two pairs with the same prescription

one came fine, the other was .5 off

so apparently Quality Control is hit or miss

the hair is kinda cute

how come the ones on ebay are $40 now but in 2013 they were $15? what the fuck happened

hobbyking.com/en_us/soldering-station-with-adjustable-heat-range-us-warehouse.html

this one is fucking $18!

i was hoping for an ali $5-10 special, but thanks

chinks improved on them, better QC
you should be happy, much less likely to burn your house down or explode

the youtube one is the same as this guy though. and the $15 one was fine.

like, it's $18 on hobby world. ali is fucked for prices these days

aliexpress.com/item/936-Soldering-Station-kit-set-Adjustable-Electric-soldering-iron-Welding-repair-kit-SET-Solder-Tips-heater/32675902277.html

this one's still $35 and it has worse internals

After shipping Yihua with EU plug would cost $36.70, and I paid $37.63 of that clone with extra tips, tweezers and other stuff.

And seems like they had converter plug on box too.
>For export only
>For tourism

dammit
its getting just as bad as amazon now
just with more knockoffs and longer shipping times

fakes are pretty good these days

who will save us
who will answer the call
who will be our hero

Just make sure you test it. They can be hit or miss, but can save a lot. Check out ZenniOptical or whatever it's called

It's a combination of currency conversion, commodity prices, and chink workshops opening/closing/moving to other products/running out of the huge pile of borderline QC fail components they were cashing in on.
Dummies.

I bought Oliver People's frames from Ali with lenses from the same seller. They were perfect. This was around January time.

They were so good I wanted to order a spare but the seller had closed the shop. I messaged them on Whatsapp and got a link to a shop they recommended and ordered exactly the same pair with exactly the same lenses.

They arrived really really fucking late and the PD was completely wrong. I complained and they said they'd send another which they did. Also fucking late as fuck.

They arrived and while the PD seemed better, they weren't exactly the same as the January ones (which I assume were fine as they felt very natural and my eyes didn't need to adjust much from the (slightly older prescription) UK glasses I wore before).

Asked for a refund and opened dispute with Ali. Ali told them to give me like $20 of the $60 it cost me. They did. I took that and ordered a cashback request through Amex. They refunded the money immediately and told me they'd chase up with Ali and get their money back.

Pro tip: become a big boy and get an Amex for buying chinkshit.

I'll probably chase up the Whatsapp guy again and try and find out which optician in China he used and ask him to get me another seller. Might work out.

wow cool I was talking about you in

Hey I figure you guys mostly live in the US or Europe, how long do packages take to arrive there?

thx s e n p a i

desu the whole ordeal was worth it cos now i have two replica Oliver People's frames that I can just get new lenses for

the OP frames I have I'm not sure they're even a real model from OP but they look the business

buying glasses from china is one of the best things I've bought cos the markup in the UK is so fucking ridiculous. my friend was an optician's assistant and he told me about how the tray with the lenses glass on them is dirt fucking cheap from China/Asia. the markup on the chink shit is even ridiculous but $60 for 'designer' glasses with ultra thin lenses (for my ridiculous prescription) is a bargain. the same thing in the UK would have cost me £200 for the frames and easily £200-300 for the lenses I got

>Europe
3 to 6 weeks.

my customs tend to keep packages for a week

At least grounding seems to work.

living in aus here
shipping is a pain here desu, the constant waiting is annoying af

can someone recommend a cheap knife for opening packages?

i thought so. here in south america it takes 1 to 2 months

CHINKED

>worth it cos now i have two replica Oliver People

>wear specs for 32 years
>never heard of this pleb
>google it

Jebus. Those look like absolute shit, I would've refused them in primary school.

Sanrenmu 6044.

>never heard of oliver people

not enough of them in anime eh?

I'm not a dick enthusiast or a hipster.

>I'm not a dick enthusiast
enjoy munching on those roastbeef curtains then

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aliexpress.com/item/minicutter1/32741476052.html?


aliexpress.com/item/smalltutilityknife/32620468492.html?


workpro.aliexpress.com/store/group/Utility-Knives/1936258_507270420.html

yea, i got them cos of bateman. like the A E S T H E T I C plus they look good on me

>2017-1
>not trying dick once in a while
fruit

honestly I'd take an OP hand-made in Japan (or chinkland if you're a jew like me) rather than some shitty plastic piece of ARMANI/Converse/Specsavers generic shit

m8 it's all generic chink shit, the only thing that varies is the markup and marketing.

>there are people that don't wear frameless titanium
Fucking slack jawed faggots.

>m8 it's all generic chink shit
Luxottica glasses are assembled by hand in Italy.

they charge a ridicolous markup, but fuck you for calling skilled western technicians "chink shit"

fuck you

frames dont mean shit, just get the cheapest one you can that wont fall apart
its the lenses that matter

>Luxottica glasses are assembled by hand in Italy
ahahahaha

I got 2 free pens with my 480GB KingDian SSD, and I'm about to run out of ink, so I was wondering if you guys could tell me what kind of pen are those so I can buy more.

Pic related.

user, tell me about the first time you got chinked.
How did you feel?

>not getting an ayy lmao shirt

Happy, I knew I was just a dispute away from getting it for free.