Excuse me sir, we need you to boot up your laptop so we can check for dangerous programs

>excuse me sir, we need you to boot up your laptop so we can check for dangerous programs

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Uh uh uh I forgot my password

Has anyone actually been stopped and questioned because their OS didn't look like windows?

Because my laptop doesn't even have a touchpad.

>having a shitty airport that needs to turn on your laptop in the first place
fuck, even the TSA doesn't do asinine shit like that.

>"A TSA agent may ask you to boot up your computer to ensure it is indeed a computer."
Sucks to take parts machines along for the trip.

Am I being detained? Do I need to talk to my lawyer? Am I free to go? Am I free to go?Am I free to go?Am I free to go? REEEE!!! LET ME GO, READ THE CONSTITUTION YOU DUMB FUCK.

>assuming being required to check the laptop is okay
is this usual in USA? so low have u fallen

That reeee really makes it perfect. You could of thrown a "don't taze me bro" for better effect. Regardless tasty meme 4/5 lmao m8.

>be american
>come home from shipping missiles to isreal
>get attacked by protesters
>get shot in a mass shooting
>nurse slaps me for not using xer preffered pronouns
>can't get obamacare because i spent my data cap on asian cartoons
>lose my job because it got moved to mexico
>get arrested for collecting rainwater
>serve three life sentences for resisting arrest
>cellmate trades my asshole for toilet wine

but at least my flag is on the moon

Show me your warrant, pig.

The flag isn't on the moon. No ones flag is on the moon.

>turn on your laptop
>it asks you to decrypt the hard drive
>you have already proven it's a computer
>implying they would waste time like this in the first place

Actually, the french flag is on the moon

>ok
turn on computer
no bootable devices found
>ho silly me I forgot my tiny m.2 ssd at home
;^)

Does this actually happen in real life or is it just a meme?

>says the post is perfect
>gives it a 4/5

>resume from suspend to RAM
>this shows up

Nobody is let into the US without such a check if they look muslim.

REEEEEEEEE!

>tfw look muzzie
>pass TSA with no hassle

This sounds moderately reasonable if just "lights on, fans spinning", but nonetheless a gigantic pain in the ass. However, I get the feeling that if they see anything even remotely funny (see black background and raster fonts), they're going to try to pull some shit.

Beautiful.

>delete C:/anime/

Does this actually happen lol

i swear i've never had this happen to me, but i was traveling a lot only as a kid so idk

theregister.co.uk/2015/01/06/former_ms_bug_bounty_program_developer_forced_into_paris_laptop_decryption/

>sir, we're going to have to install gentoo to make sure your machine meets all security requirements

what do?

recommended by the voices in my head

ive been traveling my whole life with a laptop and i've never had to do more than just put it in its own bin

This is against my religion

So no. The lady never checked it, nor did she inspect the programs on them. Just made sure it was a laptop.

Sure, I got nothing to hide.

Sort of deprecated way of checking things, since you could easily fit a very Raspberry Pi in there so the laptop boots up and screen displays something. Then you havea plenty of other space for other shit.

That's what the x-ray is for.

I DO NOT CONSENT
I DO NOT CONSEEENNNNTTTT

Faggot, she wouldn't demand that she decrypt her HDD if it was that. You obviously are a retard.

> use windows secure boot and UEFI
> have separate SD card with linux installed
> Turn off secure boot and UEFI before traveling
> Profit?

youtube.com/watch?v=saRanlAhOGE

youtube.com/watch?v=R-DkGncSc2U

this one is pretty accurate

Just stick your fingers up my expressport senpai

>implying they're not installed on the .iso mounted on the microsdhc card deep inside my rectum
>implying my laptop won't reboot from it like a liveusb with all my terrorist malware loaded into ram and ready to hack dis blane wid no shuvyvaz