Metal build

>metal build
>lightweight
>thin
>long battery life
>good input devices
>good screen

why is there no such laptop? is that too much to ask?

the MBA comes close except for the screen part and the fact that it's outdated and apple will either kill it or fuck it up with their no travel keyboard or other bullshit

why do you faggots seek for a metal build so much

I'd be okay with plastic, but that rubbery shit they put in XPS for example just gets disgusting rather quickly and is impossible to clean

this would've been GOAT if it weren't crippled by being a chromebook and having no ram and storage

Fuck, it really would have man. It was the perfect design.

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Xiaomi won.

What about a Surface?

checks every mark on your list.

>perfect design
fucked up ctrl alt shift button size
little enter
no F keys
no numeric keys
non capitalized letters
no caps lock
no nipple
giant bezel

Are you people just contrarian ? I run Debian + Cinnamon on a 256gb 2011 MacAir and is litterally fucking perfect in everyway

I got it cheap as chips because the charger was broken and the owner thought it is was Puter....

>t. mactoddler

I want a normal laptop, not detachable screen 2-in-1 convertible gimmick

>inb4 you don't have to use it

Advanced autism

>the retard who expects a laptop not advertised as waterproof to survive water damage
like clockwork

>good input devices
>thin
You can ABSOLUTELY NEVER pick two

>t. mactoddler

x1 carbon

>metal build
>lightweight
>thin
>long battery life
>good input devices
>good screen
>less than 300 slave tokens

>good input devices
Nah
A keyboard without proper full keytravel is not "good input devices"

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>chromeos

>CookOS

Yes, Xiaomi won. I own that 13.3 and it's perfect. I'm even considering buying the 12" since its on sale at 600 AUD.
They're the fucking dream machine, easily best laptop of 2016.

>power button next to backspace
Into the trash.

t. paid chinkposter

>t. mactoddler

was looking into that, but unfortunately it's crippled by being a chromebook
>4gb ram
>32gb emmc storage


how's the battery life famalam?

>comes out of the exact same factory as macbooks

MACTODDLERS

ALWAYS

COOKED

My XPS 15 does attract fingerprints and shit but it does wipe off pretty easily with a shirt or cloth.

THIS THIS THIS SO UNDERRATED ON /G FOR SOME REASON

>more expensive than applel products

They have much better specs, support and build quality.
There's literally an entire general dedicated to the thinkpad line. Also the screen is 16:9 so it fails in the display section

>gold chassis
DROPPED
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>what is 2015 model

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>keyboard bezels
dropperinoed

>that enter key
into the trash

>yfw you don't use baio

spotted ameritard!

>disliking that enter key
Opinion discarded

>no F keys
>no caps lock
On ChromeOS you can change the search button and top row keys to whatever you want. I have the search button as the Cap locks on my chromebook.
pic related

>no nipple
Good trackpad >>>>>>>>>>>>>> nipple

>2016
>not liking baio

>he rfers to touchpad as "trackpad"
back to >>>>reddit

>Good trackpad >>>>>>>>>>>>>> nipple
Incorrect.
By pure virtue of placement a trackpad can never be as good as the mousefemininepenis

spotted mouth breathing mongoloid with literal shit for brains

>promoting the metal body maymay

samsung ATIV book

Macbook Airs are a design classic

I think the faggot OP convinced me to get a used one (16:10)

A good screen is useful screen

>2017
>being a plasticuck

Horrendous keyboards.

>he fell for le premium metallic body maymay

Horrendous screen resolutions.

Why is your sweat so acidic? Are you human?

Well, actually I am not asian, so yes, 100% human.

so close to

>metal build
>lightweight
>thin
>long battery life
>good input devices
>good screen

Patiently waiting for this to be released. With android apps and remote desktop I will be pretty satisfied. What draws me in the most is the 3:2 aspect ratio 2400*1600 resolution screen. And it's suppose to have 10hrs of battery ife.

"A touchpad, trackpad or mousepad is a pointing device featuring a tactile sensor, a specialized surface that can translate the motion and position of a user's fingers to a relative position on the operating system that is outputted to the screen."

The trackpads might not be as precise as the nipple but trackpad gestures are so much nicer to use.

i don't really get the metal build meme, why not use a good plastic like HDPE with texture on the outside??

Obvious janitorget is obvious.

Fucking hell why do all the 3:ws have to be fucking chromebooks reeeeeeeeee
Also you're wrong. The mouseclit being placed on the keyboard with dedicated clicking buttons means you'll never have to remove hands from keyboard. Vastly superior. Also takes less space

Apple fags can't invent anything by themselves.
Think -> Think Different
TrackPoint -> Trackpad
Normies were already convinced that "magnesium" or "aluminium" chassis is good. There is no return.

Modern touchpads can be used with home row. The whole panel is clickable.

Because I'm a total slob and am prone to drop my laptop atleast 4 times. The damage is less noticeable with metal.

This will strain your thumps.
And you'll occassionally click with the wrong mousebutton on touchpads

>less noticeable with metal.

>what is nonelastic deformation?

Isn't a magnesium alloy chassis good?

My DSLR has one and I can literally use it as a hammer.
Bit heavy though.

i think so too

could you install windows on it?

t. xenomorth

>trackpad gestures are so much nicer to use

Scrolling is much nicer with a trackpoint though.
In fact it's simply divine.

And that's the one thing you do all the time when you're using a browser.

SNSV won.

It's great when you get on it in the morning and it's cold as shit.

i just wish it didnt run windows :/

Where the fuck is it on sale for 600 dollarydoos?

Surface Pro/book yo.

>red nipple in the keyboard
>1997 aesthetics

dropped

that HDMI port, into the trash it goes

You literally don't, though