Thoughts on this floorplan

thoughts on this floorplan

Looks like a woman's butt in a handstand position.

>tfw have to walk to media room from master suite

What is a "wet bar"?

Looks pretty comfy... Not sure if I would like so much open space, but then it probably makes it feel more luxurious. Has this been built yet?

160 leroy st finishing in 2017

And well... maybe I'm just weird but having walls that are not straight in my house would make me feel really uncomfortable. I mean... I know the panels are straight but still, seeing those curves... idk.

Nice. I wish I can have such a house one day.

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it's shaped like a duck

Red part looks cozy as fuck
Yellow part is ok
Blue part feels like clusterfuck of smal things

Fuck me

that's a nice duck, user

>Yellow part is ok
You mean the bit you coloured green? I don't rightly see what else OP could do there. A large master bedroom is quite nice.
>Blue part feels like clusterfuck of smal things
That's the staff area, it's doesn't need to be large or roomy.
>cozy as fuck
The word cosy is usually reserved for small but pleasant spaces. I would not call that area small.
Looks nice. I hope you furnish it properly. I've seen a lot of very nice houses with terrible furniture.

How is this technology related?

That's green. Are you colorblind?

that or he has a shit screen

and a nice one at that

T H I C C

>Breakfast area

Bedroom 4 dosent have a toilet but all the others do.

People will shit all over your media room.

Fucking garbage plan. 0/10

ur blind desu

also there is a toilet at the end of the hall so the media room issue is non existent. also people who can afford this are not 16

There literally is a bathroom in bedroom 4 though?

>woman's butt
More like a womans rectum

>tfw this is your porn now

>ITT: OP plans to build a shithole

Blue part is for indentured servants, Red part is cozy, Green part is to fight over who keeps the millions after the divorce.

I'm laughing so much with this thread.

OP, of you get sleepy watching tv on the media room, what you are going to do? That's the purpose of room 4?

it doesn't seem like an apartment, more like a whole floor on an apartment building

also bent over woman

No distractions along its path, the vaginal walls embrace its shaft
The rosered wench lets out a squeal, as the straightest penis seals the deal.

Keep your dick in a vice :^)

Look comfy. I'm jelly.

Looks like a colon.

What's the name of that dildo fruit above the sink?

squash

Too much open space.

But that's a mans rectum

Takes one to know one.

well or it could be a woman without boobs

Takes one to know one.

well i'm trans so i should know both.

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ASK XOR PREFERRED PRONOUNS, YOU CISGENDER SWINES

No i'm from Germany, and you?

i get scared in big houses they are not comfy

post feet pls

No my feet are too big :(

It's missing a grand piano

post armpits then

tfw you live in a 2x4m room

Butternut squash

What are the two large rooms in the 'private entry gallery' supposed to be?

What's a wet bar?

Why the toilet next to the private elevator?

Why is there a refrigerator near the master bathroom? For that jacuzzi champagne?

Why is the entire master bathroom is exposed from the right wing of the condo?

Sorry, I?m a poor person who doesn't understand the ways of the rich. Maybe letting your kids and nanny see you nude in the bathtub is trendy now.

ny or nj?

- enjoy your +12k to a year to the mafia
- there's nothing nice about that view unless your planning a swan dive out of the building and are sufficiently above pavement to ensure a luxury suite on a cloud
- need a point of egress near the master suites, and a deck
- scrap the media room for more sufficient outdoor lounge dimensions
- w. houston is the wrong side of houston if you want to be cool.
- enjoy the coming meth epidemic about to go full bore on christopher st
- enjoy the methadone flunkies sleeping in your neighborhood

>>What are the two large rooms in the 'private entry gallery' supposed to be?
elevators

>Why the toilet next to the private elevator?
that elevator takes you to the roof and it's convenient having a bathroom close by

>Why is there a refrigerator near the master bathroom? For that jacuzzi champagne?
it's a mini one

>Why is the entire master bathroom is exposed from the right wing of the condo?
it really isn't

>What's a wet bar?
literally a bar

The extra bedrooms are for guests you autist.

>Yellow
user.. I... I'm sorry...

What's that for? Some porn studio?

What do you mean. this is yellow

im surprised no one seems to mind your clothes smelling of feces, humidity getting in your shoes and mold on your leather wearables


i like that you can lay on the master's bathtube and masturbate to couples having sex in room's 3 and 4, and i would change the desk and bed on room 2 for that.

you just gotta invert the mirrorglass on the outside of these rooms... and put a polarizing filter viewscreen to look thru in the masters tube to diminish solar reflections in case your savage guests decide to fuck at sunrise and the east sun it shinning on their windows from the tube vantage point.

>im surprised no one seems to mind your clothes smelling of feces, humidity getting in your shoes and mold on your leather wearables
wat

with the Walk In Closet between the bed and bath.

bathroom air will ventilate to or from the bedroom thru the year and your clothes are caught in the middle of it.


you literally have to open the bath door, step thru the WIC and then open the bed-bath door to leave the shower, directing the higher pressured and humidity saturated air from the bathroom to the closet

am i missing something?

it's a regular bathroom with 1 entrance and on the outside is a closet. the entrance to the shower is in the bathroom not through the closet

by shower i meant "upon leaving the bathroom after bathing in a steamy shower"

Looks awesome and futuristic and all, but man as shitty and run down as the old buildings look, they have real character to them. Sort of sad to see them go.

Out of curiosity, how much does something like this go for? I'm sure it's "if you have to ask..." but I'm still curious.

>TVs in bedrooms
Plebeian.

Honestly millions of dollars. Op will never see this come to life.

I would add a hallway that most rooms connects to. It would be annoying to hang out in a room and people randomly walk by all the time.

it looks like an ass bending over.

its literally being built you moron

48.5 million

Yeah, I just found the listing, thanks. Little bit outside my budget desu.

You're colorblind mate

quack

>sleeping on the bottom floor
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>great room
is this a hotel lounge or what
>media room
the corridor beteen it and everything else kinda reminds me of an old train wagon. You walk with a lot of doors on one side.

>social kitchen vs working kitchen
I know this is a thing but it is heavily retarded. because the working kitchen is so fucking small it's basically useless.
Also in this case it should better be used as a walk in fridge.

>toilet door right next to elevator door in the room where the alc is stored
>cue drunk people joke here and make the eleveator easily cleanable

>library doesn't have physical separation from the rest
seriously this will become an issue, esecially if there is more than one person living in there.

master suite is okay, except that the bed is towards an "outside" wall thus and potential sound sources you can't control.

>curved awesome building
>straight boring walls
Architecture, ladies and gentlemen

Now make a pic of someone getting fucked in the ass

>make curved walls
>need curved closets/wall units etc
>forced to use those ugly plastic baseboards
Truly genius

>buy/rent a sunuvabitchexpensive suite
>shop stock furniture

If people were truly rich, this wouldn't even be a problem.

Why would you want to live in a loud, smelly, noisy city like NYC?

When reading bear in mind he/she has no experience with such dwellings, nor does he/she understand the reasons for such furnishings, nor their efficient distribution in the dwelling.

because it's close tto my job and family

No I mean seriously. Just look at this plan.

You have a square building to live in with a fancy facade wrapped around it and creating a bit more space that isn't there for the purpose of space but as a waste product.
Leading to two problems: you have a lot of wasted space that you have to fill with meaning like that gigormantic super lounge and the train corridor walk
Second: the architectoral cut does not fit the purpose of the room created within. Just look at the upper part of Art 2. It's the fucking corner of a building - Right in the middle of a space that is predestined as a giant comfy lounge. Every walk you do is basically around that corner. parting this place in 2 with a clusterfuck upper right and the actual living space at the bottom isn't concept, it's forced by the fact that there wasn't a masterplan.

You can give up on plain straight walls and right angles in most of those places easily. There will never be need for a shelf in a place if you designed it intelligent enought that people immediately see the intended purpose.
Looking at all this "Art 1-X" bullshit there, it's like they sold a canvas, not a living space.

Isn't that leroy st apartments? My parents plan to buy me one for y birth day this year, I cannot wait till the next year.

If there's any useful counterpoints in what i critized, I'd be happy to hear about that.

And I'm not done yet there. It even fails at being a canvas.
What art do you want to place at art 8 and 9 - A fucking 2x3m where's Waldo picture?
Do you want to rent a helicopter to look at a painting from the distance you're supposed to?

Sorry user

> in what
*to what

The penthouse is 50 mil USD. The 4 beds like OP's are going for about 10 mil.