>can't use any existing TB3 devices >can't use USB and wifi at the same time >keyboard shallower than a hollywood slut >keyboard louder than a sheboon nigress >proprietary SSD >memetouch emojibar >no USB-A >no escape >soldered ram >tamper tape on battery screws
>it's 2016 and moving files around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss
APPLEL IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT
MACFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Jackson Robinson
i7's don't run at 1.7ghz
Adam Sanchez
>considering Mac >hate macOS
Are you dumb? The only reason to get it is for macOS. If you don't like that, get a ThinkPad and fuck off with the XMemeS Dell shit.
Logan Ortiz
>no escape thanks for reminding me about life
Isaiah Jenkins
Serious question, do you have some kind of alerts for when Apple is mentioned on Sup Forums? Is that a possible thing to set up? You post these same things verbatim literally dozens of times every single day, without fail. What is your deal exactly mate?
Logan Carter
Dell or that new Surface Book
Evan Lee
Posted in 2 threads, don't want to make a thread.
Looking for a laptop that can run source engine games, on decent settings. I don't know about laptop specs, or if the intel GPU is good enough, but I found this one. canadacomputers.com/product_info.php?cPath=710_577_664_665&item_id=094203 but it says windows 7 downgraded from 10, thing is I don't want windows 10 botnet capabilities to touch the laptop. Should I get it?
Liam Lee
you're talking with a bot buddy
Daniel Phillips
>everyone on Sup Forums that doesn't like apple products must be the same person >t. mactoddler
Alexander Foster
>t. wincuck
Colton James
>Intel HD Graphics 520 >$600 canuckbux
Just get a used ayylmaoware.
Asher Gonzalez
>spill liquid on my electronics it like a retard >oh no it breaks what a piece of crap xDDD
Lucas Turner
>must be the same person
When they post the same sentences verbatim, when they post the same images with the same filenames each time, they are the same person. We can see file names, you know.
Mason Price
It's a gift I won't buy a used laptop and I need it for today.
dont bootcamp on the new mbp, their shitty windows driver kills the speakers
Carson Allen
>and I need it for today. Then you're a fucking retard for getting into such a position and don't deserve help.
Brandon Campbell
Not my fault, I didn't know ahead of time to get a gift. Thanks.
Brayden Jackson
>spill half a fucking bottle of fruit juice on my asus laptop >power off, unplug, clean, dry >it still works, all that remains are 2 sticky F keys
Camden Sanders
Then the gift giver is a faggot for forcing you to buy today rather than just giving you cash. Your welcome.
Caleb Price
Be a good goy and buy the dell with wangblows 10 and niggernet exploder
Dylan Garcia
>>it still works, all that remains are 2 sticky F keys
Take out the battery and wash that thing out with water, then let it dry for a week.
Kevin Reed
>Macbook for video editing. >No 4k screen. >No lossless 10bit HEVC 8k decode/encode. >lolAMD
Steve Jobs would never have allowed Macbooks to fall this far behind. They should have 4k and Pascal but instead you get gimped processors and AMD graphics.
Lucas Collins
>believing this
I left my non-retina 13 in the pouring rain for over an hour and it worked fine after drying.
Samuel Ward
he's a paid ms shill didn't you know
Isaac Adams
>t. mactoddler shill
Zachary Brown
>t. wincuck
Benjamin Nguyen
>mactoddlers will defend this
Evan Taylor
I said non-retina.
Hunter Adams
og the cuckoldry is so fucking strong
Andrew Torres
>I like the 4k screen but I don't need it >I want to do photo editing and video editing Are you mentally handicapped or something?
Apple should buy AMD and help fund more development into their x86 chips so they won't have to keep being so dependent on Intel.
Elijah Watson
Then applel would truly be the Poo in Loo. Indians and gays working together in a living meme.
Isaiah Anderson
>Then applel would truly be the Poo in Loo.
Would be interesting to seem them go back to their roots.
Jonathan Ross
>people who don't like macbooks are wincucks Sorry that there are many people with various OS preferences that can see your shitty variant.
Andrew Phillips
>freecuck
Mason Gray
XPS is a shitty computer overall. Lots wrong with it.
For a serious answer I'd go with the new MacBook Pro
Kevin Flores
XPS has lots of issues, they haven't managed to fix them in the XPS13 for 3 generations so don't expect a batch to make a difference
MBP doesn't make sense to get if you're not gonna use macOS, and I personally couldn't stand the keyboard
Elijah Harris
The only laptops worth getting are MacBook Pros or ThinkPads. Dell a shit. For desktops of course, custom built. To truly be Sup Forums you must have the trinity of these 3 machines.
Isaiah Sanders
xps why the fuck would you want a mac.
Joshua Fisher
xps is thin, light, screen is gud, battery is gud, but the keyboard is absolute shit compared to something like a thinkpad.
>I'm poor and too dumb to realize macOS is almost perfect as a personal laptop OS
Ryder Wood
>t. mactoddler
Ian Harris
If you force that meme any harder you're shit yourself before you reach the street, pajeet. Just admit you're too poor for the cost of admission to a glorious computing ecosystem and get your money up. You make up 90% of the butthurt on this board. Why do you care so much about Apple products? You post about them more than anyone.
Joseph Phillips
Well said, iPajeet!
Nolan Turner
like?
Aiden Reed
>t. iPajeet
Juan Hall
Programmer here, I just got a 15' touchbar mbp. Looking pretty good so far.
The price was 3.3k, reason being I live in a tropical paradise far away from any respectable apple store. I bought it from some dude who went to the US.
I can't wait to go to the closest coffee shop tomorrow and program some ES6 javascript + python to impress the latina girls.
Carson Thomas
Well shilled Andro/Win-jeet!
Cooper Price
>get computer wet, breaking it >being mad that apple warranty doesn't protect against retardation seriously kys
Tyler Reyes
>t. mactoddler defending his $1000+ chinktrash garbage with worse build quality than even acer shit or used $100 thinkpads
Leo Collins
>Winplebs are spastic babbies who need to have their computers waterproofed because they're clumsy children
Can't make this shit up. Pic related, a Windows user who doesn't know how water works.
Benjamin Baker
The XPS is a better buy.
Owen Martin
im using an air right now and that right there is bullshit
this thing will not scratch or dent no matter how many times i fucking bang it into a wall
and the unclickable zone is lies too. unless this filthy bastard amassed that much dirt under his trackpad, it works fine