>"You*re dating your computer?"
how do you respond?
"You*re dating your computer?"
Her name is Cortana, that's really offensive
what?
probably the best thread ive seen on g in years
>"Come again, little retard?"
Jelly?
*Puts my butt next to her head*
*Farts*
Now THIS is my fetish.
Lowest form of human romance, get over yourself virgins.
I don't respond to retarded questions...oh wait.
I only have a tablet
My wife is slim
> lel I found about this site a week ago from reddit
She looks like a girl I've had a crush on since high school. You fucking triggered me hard user...
What if I get electrical shock when putting my dick in it?
Indeed i am.
T420 best whyfu
Listen here cunt, her name's Saya.
The least you could do is remember her fucking name, I mean fuck, she runs on x64 and she still knows your name what kind of degenerate are you?
>at least im not dating you
My girlfriend is 32 bit
No, I'm dating your sister.
tits or gtfo
>bitch how did you find me? i am in a ghille suit!!
my life is empty and meaningless