"You*re dating your computer?"

>"You*re dating your computer?"
how do you respond?

Her name is Cortana, that's really offensive

what?

probably the best thread ive seen on g in years

>"Come again, little retard?"

Jelly?

*Puts my butt next to her head*
*Farts*
Now THIS is my fetish.

Lowest form of human romance, get over yourself virgins.

I don't respond to retarded questions...oh wait.

I only have a tablet
My wife is slim

> lel I found about this site a week ago from reddit

She looks like a girl I've had a crush on since high school. You fucking triggered me hard user...

What if I get electrical shock when putting my dick in it?

Indeed i am.

T420 best whyfu

Listen here cunt, her name's Saya.
The least you could do is remember her fucking name, I mean fuck, she runs on x64 and she still knows your name what kind of degenerate are you?

>at least im not dating you

My girlfriend is 32 bit

No, I'm dating your sister.

tits or gtfo

>bitch how did you find me? i am in a ghille suit!!

my life is empty and meaningless