>News • user gets 6 in 1 multi-key tool and tire depth gauge for sizing up those phat tires • Xiaomi has another wifi enabled oddity coming at CES 2017 • user recommends battery charger he's been using since January • user looking to buy meme doggo picture • user gets his first chinky weeb figure, says it has decent painting but broken off parts and badly shaped accessories, 5/10 • user buys Taiwanese shit SSD, not a based Kingdian but looksokay • More idiots asking for Korean monitor advice in /csg/ • user buys chink boots, usually $100, got them for $25 • user gets "sexy" toothpaste squeezer before Black Friday, beats Amazon to the door • Newfags never seem to realise chinks don't do good laptops (yet) • Doomed user almost fluent in Chinese, actually wants to communicate with chinks • Tea about to be outlawed on AliExpress as of 2017 as Jack Ma continues to ban everything interesting on the site • user concerned about his visble phone number sent thousands of miles across the world • user gets video of DW watches when asking to see the logos • user notices that spy cameras were also killed off by the Ali no fun allowed squad • Pedo user gives his niece chink shit in exchange for noods, FBI alerted >Previous thread
5th for the OP was the only one to contribute anything to this thread.
Bentley Moore
too late for christmas gifts, right?
Michael Johnson
Do you think these one size stuff would fit 5.9 tall people?
Eli Ortiz
absolutely not
Aiden Bell
>tfw MAGA hat arrives just in time for college to ramp up their anti-trump campaign
David Harris
>Not buying one before the elections.
Ryder Long
>order things on october >my country's custom sucks dick >things are probably going to arrive after christmas
Ryan Miller
Xbox 360 controller, lapel mic, and headphone stand I ordered arrived yesterday. Control feels very cheaply made as you'd expect for £8 but works fine, except for down direction on d-pad, where you have to push down pretty hard for it to register. LB and RB are nice and clicky, generally nice. Mic and headphone stand work perfectly.
Nolan Powell
Just ordered an Oukitel k6000 pro. With me luck with EU customs. postNL is supposed to be the carrier, so maybe it goes through without issues.
Austin Flores
Did you ask for a fake $$$ on the package?
Grayson Diaz
>sizes: XXL and L Yes, you should lose weight.
Levi Watson
That really doesn't help to get past customs. They know that chinks will try to chink them, so they'll randomly select packages regardless of price and description on the package.
Ian Williams
I weigh
Eli Williams
...
John Davis
Anyone know any good chink battery tester for 18650s ?
David Stewart
Link for the shirts?
Elijah Hughes
their threads are taobao only though
Jaxson Baker
Then why order xxl?
Nicholas Watson
dumb girl poster
There's two, a Taobao and Ali general separate from each other.
Joseph Ross
do you not understand that XXL isnt a globally standardized size?
those are like 38 shoulder 90 bust
Elijah Johnson
She has huge tits
Ryder Nelson
this is inaccurate
Angel Butler
When buying Chink Clothes, you go up two sizes.
Brody Collins
this is a dumb rule most ali merchants use a sizing chart that is more or less accurate I do always lean on the larger side though if im inbetween the measurements
Andrew Reed
Got my Voxlink Official shop cables. It does look kinda better than the Red Star ones. Although that might be because they cost a bit more.
Cooper Lewis
I got my Xiaomi Air 13 the other day, it's fucking sick. Probably because I upgraded from a 10 year old macbook, but still, 750 bucks well spent. Only negative so far is that the wifi antenna seems slightly weak compared to other devices in my home, and also the fact that it came shipped with a windows 10 key that was locked to chinese (though this was expected)
Nathan Hill
>locked to chinese What do you mean? You can change the OS language regardless of the default language.
Juan Williams
/biz/ has a thread about making money off chink shit to anybody interested in profiting off this crap.
Blake Wright
Nah mate, it's a single language license. Windows 10 Home Single Language. Probably cheaper for them to use since they're only meant for the domestic market. Can't change system language on it.
Cooper Fisher
Reinstall Windows 10 clean then. There's that Windows 10 accessibility upgrade thing to get a license free every time. If you don't know about that then I don't know what to tell you.
Noah Lopez
guys this should be a mandatory purchase for anyone opening chink packages. think of all the smog in the boxes,you guys
also, the Wired documentary should be in the OP
Logan Hall
Got a PPTV King 7 for around $170 Australian Dollaredoos from BangGood cos I was looking for a phone to replace my Xiaomi Redmi Note 2 and it was rated as best value phone on some site. It was loaded with it's own skin of Android, however it uses Lenovo Launcher and has practically no differences minus some broken English here and there. I slapped Nova Launcher on it and made it look good. Shit shipped here in 10 days too, pretty good compared to my Note 2 which took 25 days from Gearbest.
Personally it runs a little hot, but then again I was testing it in 33 degree weather...
What do you guys think of it...?
Sorry for shit pic; Redmi Note 2 has a shit camera.
James White
No, you've made enough shitty threads with garbage hipster documentaries and no news. Fuck off.
Jackson Wright
i didn't make any threads, familia. the documentary was popular, and it's a good watch
ADHD prohibit you from watching anything longer than a chinese cartoon about fucking your sister?
Henry Johnson
>wired Just go back to /r/enoughtrumpspam kid
Kayden Baker
Learn to use Sup Forums you dumb nigger, you just replied to yourself. Go away, r/aligood is better for your kind.
Brody Sanders
someone's tendies were undercooked today
Parker Williams
Just reclaiming /csg/ from a solid week of 1/10 half-assed threads made by underage faggots who think 5 YouTube links makes a good OP. Kys.
Jordan Robinson
supplementary dude. the amount of chink memes going on here, it won't hurt to actually be educated on what actually goes on in the ground
/csg/ gonna descend in to bargain bin rajeesh curry memes soon enough
Kayden Rivera
does the leddit method of flashing TWRP in EDL mode work for anyone? (I'm talking about XRN3P, of course)
I get the standard recovery every single time
Adrian Jenkins
Yeah but you are regurgitating Ad Nauseam Garbage in a retarded attempt to stroke your messiah complex.
>Fuck off, retard
Mason Price
You included a link to Discord. Your OP is shit and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Hudson Nguyen
>2000 word limit >310+ posts of news in a previous thread >he seriously wants to dedicate a chunk of those words to shitty youtube videos for hipsters who want to "experience the world" from their gaymer chair instead of more news
Fuck off, people want this format more because it encourages people to share their chink shit and post in the thread, not sit back and watch flowery documentaries for faggots. Your threads failed and I hope they never come back.
Justin Gomez
implying i would ever both to create a new thread
i posted the video originally and it got ignored and then it made it into a random OP or two a few threads later
y'all need to take your meds
Jack Anderson
Holy fuck learn to speak English first Pajeet
Ethan Hall
Can you pay using paypal in aliexpress yet?
Christopher Reed
Only on certain stores.
Isaiah Powell
stop misusing greentext you massive sperg
Tyler Bailey
Anybody have any experience with those VR headsets?
The Quality of the carpet is pretty good, considering that I only paid USD$4 for it.
Silky, 'thicc' and nice
Adrian Campbell
>More Pics
Jaxon Bell
jesus fucking christ... the headphones the came with my ruizu are probably this single worst thing i've put in my ears so uncomfortable it hurts the sound is like listen music thru a glass bottle sans any bass or mids ffs this is horrible even for free shit
Kayden Perry
get some Rock Zircon/KZ ATES/Xiaomi Hybrid/Monks then
Jayden Ward
i have. i get a semi when my gf asks me "got any chink shit lately?"
Carter Campbell
Bretty cool, how big is it?
Nicholas Cox
>using "free" chink earphones have fun with the complimentary ear cancer
