Itt: annoying shit websites do

Itt: annoying shit websites do

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>only logged in users can view this link

>get an email reminder from jimmy

>sign normies up for the list

>create trash email
>use it to register to some website (businessinsider) to shitpost in the comments of an article
>from this moment on the inbox of said account gets blasted with spam from god knows how many completely different and unrelated sources
>one of the first messages was from the site themselves, it was on how to prevent spam

Good one

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>you have been muted for 2 seconds because your post is not original

can't get rid of this on my searches

>Still doesn't have uBlock Origin or ABP

I'm sorry user.

>tfw my i7 runs at 20°C in Firefox with a simple cm 212
>tfw I have 8 threads of pure beauty
>tfw I have 16 GiB of RAM

I am the bestest of them all. Eye seven bros where the fuck we at?

>16 GiB RAM

I do have it. I think it has something to do with google settings

Right here.

>not falling for the 32 GiB RAM meme

Gonna upgrade to 32 in 2018 so I can watch 69 4k porn videos at once

>tfw we are the best of Sup Forums

battlestation thread?

double-digit individual domains requesting to run javascript

>win 7
>optical drive
>HDDs

user...

>photo slides
>each on a different page
>have to go back a thousand times or right click the back button

>site does not let you go back

>load page
>video starts playing
>scroll
>video scroll with you

t. 200$ laptop poorfag

When the text blocks on news sites are the same width no matted what the screen resolution or window size it.

>shitty

>page is completely blank when javascript is disabled

>please disable your adblocker

Anything involving multiple pages for no reason.
videos when text and pictures are the superior medium
running the same ad multiple times on one page (LOOK AT THIS SHIT ON NEWEGG!! LOOK AT THIS SAME THING ON NEWEGG!! LOOK AT THIS SAME SHIT ON NEWEGG BUT THIS TIME ITS VERTICAL!!)
"Are you sure you want to leave this page?"
asking if I want to receive alerts from a website.
Not sure if they do this shit anymore, but when you right click and a little warning pops up with some copyright faggotry instead of a context window.
Designing websites around stupidly wide resolutions so that you have to maximize the browser window.

>log into facebook to view this page/site

I have a 1280x1024 monitor, and twitch recently made it so the 16x9 video now covers only the top portion and leaves a gaping bottom black screen, when they used to center the vid and have a little black on top and bot.

>16 GiB of RAM
>never utilised more than 6 of them, ever

be honest friend

>Adblock Detected, please disable to continue.
Close tab. Never use website again. Oh boy, sure showed me there. Fucking numales, your blogs aren't as important as you think.

>Subscribe for $3.75 a week to receive unlimited content!
Yeah, really grasping at straws there, aren't we? Get with the program. It's not going to happen. Enjoy being bankrupt by your shitty blog.

>You can skip this ad in 5 seconds
I can skip it forever with an adblocker, Jew.

>*pops up and fades background* SIGN UP FOR OUR NUMALE KEK WEEKLY NEWSLETTER RIGHT NOW!!!
If I'm in a good mood, I'll just block the element, but most of the time I don't go back to the website again.

>JQuery
i.imgur.com/ORHjrTE.gif
Our startup business is so hip and with the times!

>"Did you seriously load 100kb of jQuery UI just so you could animate the fucking background color of a div? You loaded all 7 fontfaces of a shitty webfont just so you could say "Hi." at 100px height at the beginning of your site? You piece of shit."

>No responsive design/mobile design
Happens on government websites a lot. Go to it on your desktop and then try to visit it on mobile just to find out it doesn't support mobile so you have to pinch and zoom like you have an extra chromosome.

>Social media buttons
Stop it. I mean it. Absolutely no purpose. Only normies use it and we can do without more bullshit on Facebook.

>Login/account required to continue.
Looking at you Pinterest you piece of shit copyright infringing unoriginal cunts. Quora is stupid for this too. Just shooting themselves in the foot. Facebook is obnoxious with it, but I suppose I understand in that respect.

>Bulky and redundant website
You can tell. People can tell. Trust me. And if it's SLOW on top of that, as in the connection itself, you're going to lose a lot of customers.

>Bulky and redundant design
This is passable, but more of an annoyance and makes you look unprofessional. Especially if you're selling a service or digital product.

>Designing websites around stupidly wide resolutions so that you have to maximize the browser window.
To the other extreme, designing websites around stupidly small resolutions so that even on 1024x768 you still have wasted space on the sides.

>image-heavy infinite scrolling pages with no paging functionality
Why do people think this is good design? Nobody has the time to scroll for hours to find the end of your page, while it fails to unload the shit at the top and starts locking up their browser because RAM isn't infinite like your stupid site.

>infinite scrolling meme
>then have links that only appear in a footer

Continued...
>Only allows generic emails (Google, Yahoo, etc)
You're really just hurting yourself. I was going to use my throwaway and give you a chance, but you just lost a customer. However, that's a huge red flag as it is because it shows you're doing something you shouldn't be where you require "real" emails. So, I'll stay away anyways.

>Won't leave you alone when you do give them your email...
I literally do not give a fuck about your "informative" emails. Fuck off, holy shit. If you ain't talkin' money I don't wanna talk.

>Unsubscribe, end trial, etc button conveniently doesn't work
And the support takes a few days to respond. [^:

>IF YOU DO NOT DONATE TO OUR AMAZING SITE WORLD WAR 3 WILL HAPPEN FOR REAL THIS TIME DONATE NOW
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>Log in using your Facebook account
Mmm, nice try Botnet.meme

>Watches chocolate queen get pounded by pure Aryan dick on PornHub
blackpeoplemeet.com advertisements start showing up conveniently after... Hmm... HMM... Stallman was right.

>Website doesn't work without Javascript
Not as in the fancy functions like seeing a preview while hovering over something... I mean the whole site doesn't work. Just a white page.

>Virus domains that it connects to
Use your browser without an adblocker, I dare you.
Waiting for 425252.viruscum.meme.34819428492141...

>Infinite scrolling
Because one page of shit content wasn't enough.

>The stupid carousel image thing
Not only is it bad that you have a slideshow presentation for me, but it's either too fast or too slow. The controls always suck, too.

>Login isn't first
Ever go to a site where the login page isn't the first thing? The create account page is first and to log in there's a link underneath it. How fucking stupid do you have to be to make account creation the first thing? You fucking morons. People make an account once, but log in multiple times... What the fuck is wrong with you idiots. Just shows that the website sucks and has no customers, honestly.

>that gif
triggered

>our website uses cookies
No shit I don't care about fucking euro cucks don't tell me this shit

Continued... Also, two doubles back to back, suck my dick.

>KBB.com
The entire site. Do not design your website like this. I hope you choke on your boyfriend's semen if you design this way. I just want information about a vehicle. It shouldn't be this difficult. Most vehicle or information websites are like this. Ironic how they're anything but informative. Eight fucking pages later... And multiple prompts later... Finally get generic useless information they ripped off Google. GOD FORBID YOU HAVE ANOTHER CAR TO SEARCH FOR. I'd rather use Wikipedia... Fuck it. I'll figure it out.

>Microsoft.com
Yes, there's a reason why there's a massive FEEDBACK button on the side of the page. They've been redesigning it and doing better recently, but how do you fuck up this bad? I can't find shit that I need... Not to mention it's spread across multiple platforms. Is it my Skype account? Oh no wait... my Microsoft account... Oh wait why am I being redirected to live.com? Wait... So do I get Office 2013... or 2016... Or 365? Wait, but which version... Wait so is 365 better, right? WAIT WHAT? It's just Office 2016 with updates? WTF....

>Craigslist.org
It's not really the website's fault, but the users. The design is old and shitty, but so is Sup Forums's. Whatever. The problem is they don't enforce dog shit. People manipulate it to their benefit. Such as putting $1 price or $1,000,000 to appear first. Yes, I know you can filter it. That's not the point. Or people that repost multiple times, as if that helps, it doesn't. Or people that use names of other vehicles at the bottom as tags to get their vehicle in the search results. Stop being shitty human beings you cunts. Or people that don't know what they're selling. Cylinders 4... *Vehicle only available with a V8* hmm... Or some stupid shit... Low miles Mileage: 691,337... Really? Small problems... Needs new transmission... Aight then. More of a personal rant, but fuck you check my dubs.

Thanks, it's original.

Holy christ THIS.

And then shortly afterward fucking euros decided it wasn't needed after all, why is this still a thing?

Nice blog

Jo, fuck Wikipedia for wanting funding to run Wikipedia.

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>craigslist bullshit
Oh man, fucking craigslist.

>[vehicle description]
>see listed price
>click on ad
>one or more extra zeroes inside

>runs great
>but overheats

>excellent condition
>blown head gasket

>clean title
>more damage than you see in rekt threads

Continued just to spite :^)

>Restaurants or any food place
After it finishes loading for 10 seconds... dogshit would like to know your location. No... Would you like our mobile app? OUR MISSION IS TO GIVE YO- I just want to menu...You sell shitty goo for a dollar, I don't need your mission statement. Panda express does an okay job, but it's still pretty awful. Just the menu. All that matters and your general information like if you're open and locations. Everything else is second.

>Mission statements
Look, I know you want your startup business to succeed to prove to your ex-wife that you're not a loser, but I don't care... Just get me the information. It's always copy and paste anyways.

>Employment websites
Member trying to get hired? Yeah, thank God for the internet or else you wouldn't have a bunch of useless accounts with extreme vulnerabilities that have all your sensitive information on them forever just so you can send a resume.

>Auto-anything...
Don't autoplay music.... Don't autoplay video... Don't do anything.

>Notifications in the corner
WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHAT? CLICK HERE

>Amazon.com, Ebay.com, Newegg.com, etc
Walmart has a better website for fuck sake... Why is it so cluttered and stupid? Amazon is family, but for fuck sake... They've certainly updated it quite well over the years, but it's so annoying to use. It doesn't even have proper information. It's just generic copy and paste. At least places like Newegg add more in-depth information for their products, which you actually need. This could all be done much MUCH better.

>Every single educational institute's website

That's about all I can think off. Kind of went off the path of the question, but you get the general idea. This is what happens when cucks are in charge of your website design and not real designers.

Good read, user. Thanks

...

>thank you for killing the economy for basing on the most useless service ever

>hope u feel guilty FAG
yeah i give less of a shit after reading that shit

Thank you, tripfriend.

Craigslist really is the pinnacle of human achievement. Meet quite some characters there. Makes you wonder how another living human being is able to function and survive this long being the way they are. It's a miracle. Thank God I don't use it anymore.

>GiB
>not GB

Fuck this shit it will always be KB, MB, GB, TB, PB...and Pluto is mother fucking planet mother fucker.

Where is this from?

Nice shitpost. Retard.

>registered users don't see any ads

Because we make money selling your info instead.

>>be honest friend
I max out and go well over 16gb from time to time, I usually hove around 14-15gb in use.

really want 32gb so I don't have to worry about ram at all.

Pop up ads, slide up ads, slide down ads, slide from side ads, and enough JavaScript to turn my phone into a hand warmer.

difference being that small page is still useable, the wide one is not.

On the mobile site thing, I fucking hate it when sites default to it and give me no option to not use it. I hate mobile versions of sites.

not to mention infinite scrolling kills performance entirely.

scroll
scroll
scroll
scroll
click
please register to download
ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>shitty video starts autoplaying when the page is loaded
>same shitty video gets attached to the bottom of the page when you scroll away from it

Websites that do this, and fuck forbes

>My Face
what did he mean by this

Every site that's not designed like

> bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com/

is garbage. It seems, that we've come full circle and websites are now as annoying as MIDI-background-sound, blinking/scrolling-text Geocities-websites were. They're just more Apple'esque, but just as unreadable.

youtu.be/ABd6U17YAdo?t=506

I don't see anything OP. Do you have an adblocker?

What's your unread email count?

Ooh, you're 'ard

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added to blacklist, ((((content)))) is probably shit anyways

I too would like to know where this is from.

suck it burgers

Forums in general.

>your worth as a poster is related to how high your post counter is
>worst moderators bar none
>elitist as fuck

I hate autoplay videos.

It triggers us eurocucks too... and to hell with websites that implemented it so that u can't do anything until you agree