8 inch laptop

Sup Forums decides what I put on this

Debian and use it for internet.

Rainbow flag and a jew star.

Ready for action

7 inches of media consumption glory

Made in China, you say?

gentoo but set up distcc and/or buildpkg server so you don't melt it

Shove it up your ass.

Is that one of those chink laptops that have a Wondermedia chip and some old Android system?

Install DOOM and play like it's 1993.

Gaming netbooks are fucking cool yo.

I had one of those once. I made an OpenEmbedded image to put in the SD card + Uboot. It's pretty much the only way you're gonna get GNU/Linux on that thing. I don't have the image anymore, sorry. Most of those laptops were sold under the Sylvania or Prixton brand, look those up if you want to find more info.