>Have a seat. Your government life sponsor will be here shortly to chat about some of your "online activities" we've been monitoring. The government is worried about you so you'll have to wear this collar around your neck.
>Did you know that whenever you think a word, your vocal cords produce a vibration, ever-so slightly? With the proper equipment, it's possible to reconstruct normally-confidential thoughts by listening in to the larynx. That's what this collar is for. It's detects and interprets what you're thinking in that manner and transmits the results wirelessly to a remote earpiece. All information is confidential - just between you and your government sponsor. Of course, if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to worry about.
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