Is there a program I can download to force every program on my computer to open maximized...

Is there a program I can download to force every program on my computer to open maximized, and – get this – fucking STAY maximized?

Call it autism, but this shit drives me up the fucking wall.

If you are running xfce, then the answer is yes.

I don't know what that means.

He's one of those "Install Linux, Problem Solved!" memers.

You're a special retard.

There's probably a registry key that can do that

Can you find it? I know enough to get video games to run properly. Registry shit is out of my league.

I'm not from around here, lol.

Google it retard.

You're a special kind of stupid.
Learn to fix your own problems.

How about you Sup Forumsaylords do your fucking job?