Would you rather have root access to all of the documents of the US government or have sex with Taylor Swift?

Would you rather have root access to all of the documents of the US government or have sex with Taylor Swift?

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>root access to the documents
Nigger wat

Neither, they're both retarded shit.

>get secrets
>sell secrets
>pay tswift a fuckton of money for sex
best of both worlds

I'm just not dumb enough to fall for this meme

Wise man u are

fuck taylor swift. what am i going to do with access to secret government documents that won't get me assassinated?

C-Can't I just have root access to Taytay ?

Was taylor autistic though?

I would impregnate and take responsability

>not wanting to know if aliens are real
government documents of course

What kind of retard would choose to have sex with a non passing trap rather than have access to all government documents

This includes IRS documents, this includes all Pentagon and CIA documents, this is everything

You could easily afford to have sex with as many ladyboys as you wanted after selling off Trumps tax returns and information on our nuclear program among other things

Rude

Root access everytime, taylor swift is just another hot girl. The secrets I could learn would give me extreme power and just in general be amazing to know

this

sex, its not like you can change the government at this point

Came here to post this. Except I'd use the money to buy a house next door to hers, slowly befriend her and make her fall in love with me.
Marrying t swizzle > paying her to let you fuck her

>You could easily afford to have sex with as many ladyboys as you wanted after selling off Trumps tax returns and information on our nuclear program among other things

There's a good chance you might survive boning t. Swift though.

Yeah but you would have the mental records of the government assassins hired to kill you

You could see through their eyes and control them

All the governments documents and trumps tax returns are the first thing that come to mind? what about area 51, Tesla's missing secrets, JFK's assassination, the truth behind 9/11 theres so many options who the fuck cares about Trump's tax returns we already know he used legal loophole to avoid paying taxes last 20 years big fucking whoop

>Area 51

Jesus, are these the sort of people that browse Sup Forums

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Normal, pure sex she'd like or can I shove my tongue up her butt to make her uncomfortable but force her to put up with it?

This is important.

It's a real place you fucking troglodyte, they have the bleeding edge air force shit there.

I mean that mouth breather was probably talking about aliens considering his other points but still.

you can at the maximum sniff her butt hole. no tongues allowed

I'll take the files.. There are so many fucking questions that I want answers for.

Swift is a skinny fucking bitch, fuck her.

I'll take it.

Sex with a prude skelly is underwhelming.

You could spend days going through near orgasmic-equivalent relevations as you click through potential super secret sauces (ayyy lmaos, big foot living in a cage underground, aryan breeding program 2.0 etc)

Or you could have unfamiliar sex with a tall, boney beauty, which won't feel quite like what you've grown accustomed to with that vice like masturbatory grip.

Nice uh, nice fantasy there. Saw it in an anime or something?

Taylor Swift because she's a true Aryan.

Access to the documents of the United States government is useless. Excluding , which is cheating, there's no purpose. As if I want to find out how much worse human beings are and how fucked humanity is more than I do now. Plus, we already know plenty as it is. It's not like there's going to be some big revelation.

Might as well revise the question to...

Have sex with Taylor Swift or masturbate to Taylor Swift while reading pointless documents.

You better not be using Gentoo. There's literally nothing at Area 51. It was a military base for testing experimental aircraft. Such as oh, I don't know... The Lockheed D-21... You know... The blackbird? Yeeeeeee...

The former, then assassinate Taylor swift because cuckolds in Sup Forums constantly shitpost her everywhere.

The documents. You could completely change the world. You would need a way to verify the authenticity of the documents though, and you would have to be smart about releasing them.

>Taylor Swift

you can bet your ass CIA niggers would be raiding your home in less than 1 second after you tried to do anything with it

I'd do anything to not touch that horrid skank.

>implying I'd still be at home
>implying I wouldn't have left the country and made it to a safe haven before even beginning the process to sell the documents

I don't think those governing bodies and subsequent parties would care very much about where they take you out if you had, essentially, every produced document from the US. Probably even publicly to prove a point.

Since the question doesn't specify "access to all of the documents of the US government WITH NO POSSIBILITY OF EVER GETTING CAUGHT OR PUNISHED" I'll take sex with Taylor Swift.

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Don't give a shit about Americucks, so neither

The conceit is that you have access to do whatever with the docs

>Wanting to fuck some flatchested, pancake asses bitch with makeup just because she's paraded about the media

Gross, do you fuck your dog, too?

If you sent an email to every major newspaper in the United States, telling them you had one document, which document do you think would command the highest value tomorrow?

That is undeniably Trump's tax returns, and perhaps anything else Trump related the government is holding

If the new York times CEO had both proof that aliens existed and proof that trump called one of his workers a nigger or raped a kid or something, sitting on his desk right now, what's going on the front page tomorrow?

Not if I used my unlimited info of government documents and plans to see them coming for me and avoid them ahead of time

No. Just your mom.

I'll take the documents. You guys should respect Taylor's sexual agency, anyway.

>get secrets
>get shot

I'll pass on both. There's no spooky alien shit in those documents. Just an empire doing what empires do. What makes Taylor Swift so desirable? Is it just a celebrity obsession thing?

Sex with Taylor Swift

I guess I'd sleep with Taylor Swift, she's like an 8/10 for me.

Having access to all US govt docs seems insanely risky if you want to do anything with them, and also useless without massive manpower to find the important stuff and connections to use/sell it.

ALLE CALLE

I'll take the files,Taylor is not exactly fuckable in my book.

But if I could pick any celeb, who needs a shitload of mostly boring data?

You could probably do some insider trading with that info without anybody catching on.

So a dog, gross.

I'll take the document access.

You guys are thinking small. 'Root access' doesn't just mean you can read and sell the information. 'Root access' means you can *edit*. You can wipe. For instance, you can irreversibly erase all student loan debt.

Root access
>get incriminating evidence
>present it
>WW3 kills off 30% of human civilization overnight
>worst case is humanity is permanently crippled to a iron age technology level

Taylor Swift
>fucking hot
>just sex so no baggage
>does not destroy the human race

Guess I'll go with Taylor Swift.

What if she wanted to fuck your ass with a strap on?

>not wanting to live in the iron age where we'd all be alfalfa
stay bluepilled beta cuck

Give me the documents

root access on all documents of the US government.

I can just rape Taylor Swift anyway.

Not him, but that makes it even hotter.

I have never seen a vagina before in person, so I will go with Taylor Swift.

I really want to see the world burn user. I'm pretty tired of it all.

I bet you could see tons of in person vaginas in the government human remains archives

I only want her. I want to taste the bodily fluids of a goddess.

Violating other's privacy is disgusting, government or not. But not as disgusting as fucking that painted bag of sticks would be. I'd have to go with the lesser of two evils there.

Having access to said documents does not mean you should read them. You can prevent the government from violating others privacy, or your own.

How did taylor swift end up being a 10/10 goddess? She's wonderful. It must be her genetics.

Taylor Swift is a giant slut and US documents stand to make me more money.

This decision might be more difficult if she was a virgin.

everyone thinks they'll uncover secret illuminati nazi alien technology but the reality is probably boring as hell
probably just details of more spying and torture that basically everyone knows anyway
I choose taytay

I would get the root access...

Taylor swift is not a whore and she don't lack money.

Nice strategy

read and write permission I guess.

Governments needs their privacy violated. It's not like they give it a second thought when they violate yours.

>Taylor swift is not a whore

>root access to Taylor Swift
Yes, please

>or have sex with Taylor Swift
Anytime I want, everytime I want, for the rest of my life?

>paying her to let you fuck her
In the end you'll be buying her gifts and shit anyways. So you'll be paying for her no matter what.
However, you now also have to deal with her emotional roller coaster once a month and probably a few times more.
You lose

Yeah but I'm not a fucking communist who wants to devalue college degrees so everyone can make shit and be replaced in a heartbeat.

So again, Taylor Swift.

I'm not gay so... the root access because T Swift has a body of a boy

the documents, i need to know if aliens exist

Get documents.
Sell documents.
Use money to get an orgy going with a bunch of cute oiled latinas with nice bodies rather than some androgynous stickfigure whore like Taylor Sniff.

Root access. Taylor Swift is pretty good looking but, I've had a whole lot better than her. Plus she's a bitch who'll write a fuck ass song about saying that you raped her and blah blah blah

Documents. You'd probably get murdered really quick, though

root access to Taylor Swift.
captcha: superama 1400

She's so cute, tho.
Looks like a bunny ready to nibble lettuce.

>root access

if you mean that i have access to all restricted files, yes. there's so much i want to know.

>Do it from spain VPN
>mfw USA invades guatemala

How can one woman have such an unappealing body?
Only closet homosexuals could be attracted to this.

Pick a better looking celebrity next time, like Kate Upton or something.

You forgot the part where you get killed by CIA niggers in black SUVs.

>documents
you have all the evidence; get suicided immediately

>taytay
pounding that sweet ass; bites your head off mantis style

She potentially don't know where is Aleppo.

a what?

It's not that old meme

TAY TAY IS PURE
So I'll take the fiiles

Will she be my gf? If not I'll pass on both desu.

>Wanting sheboon tier baloon asses because dat ass amirite? xD

Root access. I have no reason to believe she'd be any good in bed.

Snowden barely got away with his shit, I doubt the govt will make the same mistake again

b-but drake-senpai you listen to Taylor Swiss

youtube.com/watch?v=86D7AGm5sHk

Now what?

fuck off kevin, you're not funny for using a script that everyone has

T swift
If you take the documents the gov is gonna imprison you non habeas corpus

@57857162
no u

#rekt

Swift, no interest in those government documents. Probably boring and a fuckton of work to go through just to find something mildly interesting, like some finance bullshit that doesn't quite add up, who gives a fuck. It's not like conspiracies are real and it's not like government documents are written in a way to be enjoyable at all.

Sex on the other hand is always enjoyable, I'd take that.