Windows is McDonald's

Windows is McDonald's

macOS is a Michelin three-star restaurant

GNU/Linux is a home-cooked meal using raw, traceable ingredients

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bretty accurate

Somewhat accurate but ot should be
>macOS is a Michelin three-star restaurant but acts like it's five-star

>Mac
>Michelin three-star restaruant
yeah it's the equivalent of Gusteaus at the beginning of the animated film Ratatouille...
>"Gusteau makes chinese food chine-easy!"

>macOS is starbucks, selling legalized addictive drugs to zonked out caffeine addicted zombies

That McWindows be delicious af

five-star michelin rating
user you need more culture

>macOS is a Michelin three-star restaurant but acts like it's five-star
Michelin is only three starts.

>1 Stars - If you're in the area it's worth checking out.
>2 Stars - If you're in the city you should go there.
>3 Stars - It's worth taking a vacation just to eat there.

>Michelin Guide
>You don't mean that French company? They made this?
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelin_Guide
TIL
That a tyre company made this to boost sales.

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windows is any chain restaurant. gets the job done, day to day if you hate cooking. not the best for you though.

os x is panera or cultures or some other low quality vegeterian shit that costs way too much. it's still better for your health, and if your coworkers and business partners hang out there you probably are going to have to as well.

linux is, you got it, home cooking. difficult to do as well as the restaurants do. can't possibly do everything either due to lack of equipment or skill. but more healthy, more rewarding and cheaper on the long run.

Here you go lads:
>Windows
You order a steak. You get overdone steak but with plenty of fries and veggies plus dessert on the house. You wish it tasted better but you are full and happy to go about your business.
>macOS
you order a steak. You get a very delicious steak but its smaller than you expected. There are no sides too. If you ask waiter for sides he slaps you in the face and asks you to leave the restaurant while other tables are laughing at you.
>GNU/Linux
you order a steak. A waiter slaps you and gives you a choice of 5 types of raw cuts to bring it with you home and cook it yourself. You also realize you forgot to ask for fries or veggies. But no matter, you have some in freezer.

>We're agreeing wiht the point you're making
sheesh user get b8ed

I AM FAT FUCK

>you order a steak. A waiter slaps you and gives you a choice of 5 types of raw cuts to bring it with you home and cook it yourself. You also realize you forgot to ask for fries or veggies. But no matter, you have some in freezer.
>a fat man appearing to be homeless approaches you and tells you that the steak is actually gnu+steak but upon a closer look at the steak he panics, grabs the steak and throws the steak into the trash, then looks at you with a disgusted face and tells you it was a non-free steak

Windows is regular food, it's already processed and easy to cook.

Mac OS is those expensive good looking meal where you eat nothing.

Linux is what you find in the garbage can, it's free after all.

>Windows is McDonald's
Delicious, efficient, fast, kinda bad for long-term health.

>GNU/Linux is a home-cooked meal using raw, traceable ingredients

Healthy but boring and you don't really wanna eat it, although you know it's good for you.

>macOS is a Michelin three-star restaurant
Best balance between deliciousness and health if you can afford it.

Windows is a grocery store, has the best selection, easy to get it, and requires little work to go to.

MacOS is a fancy eatery with small portions and requires you to go to the grocery store after because you're still hungry

Linux is like a farm, you have to water, grow, nurture your seeds for a while before you can even eat.

gnu linux is a home cooked meal yet most of creators can't actually cook and the users think they disgusting abomination is 'minimalistic' when it's not and perfect

Here's a better analogy, since windows is at least compitent, and linux isn't as good as you think it is:

Windows is like pringles. Not the healthy, but for what it is, it's fine.

Mac is like a cake. It has no nutritional value, but it looks good, and feels good to eat.

Linux is like a sandwich. It's not amazingly tasty, but it's a lot more nutritious, and you can put whatever you want with it.

Windows: Fast food and family restaurants.

Macos: Vegan restaurants that carge you $30 for a salad and everyone looks at you and knows you're a faggot as you walk out of the restaurant.

Linux: Home cooking that depends on your personal cooking ability, which you can make yourself really healthy or die from malnutrition and salmonella.

more like

>windows
you ordered a steak from a chain restaurant. it's decent and fairly priced. comes with a choice of sides.

>macOS
you ordered a steak from a fancy steakhouse. it was $100, and sides are an extra $20 each. everything is perfect and tastes great. if you put sauce on the steak people will scoff at you

>linux
you found a bunch of steaks someone tossed out. they still look good though. you keep cooking steaks and burning them. after a few tries you finally get it right, but it's dry and doesn't taste great. after more attempts and more googling you season and butter it, and cook it to perfection. but it's still not great quality since you did just pull it out of a dumpster.

This, linux is hobbyist, nice to learn but you don't want to spend your entire life doing it. Windows is what you need to get all life's essential functions workig.

OSX is what rich people's kids who have nothing to do use to show how trendy and fashionable they are at not getting anything done.

>everything is perfect

Go home shill

I love McDonald's tho I use loonix

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>i can't afford a $100 steak

>macpoors are so poor they brag about having $100

>I can't afford a $100 steak
>being cheated into thinking any steak is worth $100

buy a whole fucking cow for less

Windows is like a plastic butter knife and Linux is like steel kitchen knife. With windows kids feel always safe to use and have fun with it playing to be chefs, doing things like cutting tomatoes or maybe onions, even if they do it in a slow or clumsy way, but meanwhile they feel happy and satisfied with themselves. Then when they see you cooking with the steel knife they starts wondering how it feels, then they starts whining that they want to cook like you and want to use the steel knife instead the small plastic one. You say that you cannot do that because you're busy but you'll teach him later. The kid gets angry and start whining more that he want the knife now and don't want the plastic one anymore, you tell him that to use the knife he must practice and be patient, meanwhile he should start with a smaller one. The kid gets more angry and tell you that he don't need your ugly and stupid knife because the yellow plastic one is more cool, and more safe, and he can do the same things, and that this one is not allowed for adults to use. Then you laugh in a light way like thinking 'that's cute' and you just say ok.

Later in the night when you're sleeping, the kid takes the steel knife and starts playing with it. He feels very exited, this one is heavier, shiny, it cuts things very easily, now he feels like a professional. Then he try to cut harder things, or trying to cut the vegetables in small cubes. During his play he mistakenly cuts his finger and starts crying very loud. You wake up and hurry up to see whats happening and you cure his finger with a bandage and cleaning the injure. The kid starts blaming you saying that this is because you didn't lend him the knife when he asked, that you never have time for him, that your shitty knife is dangerous and you're a retard for using it, that he didn't need anyway, that was your fault for always treating him like a kid. The only thing you do then is hug him and say, 'ok but promise me that you'll not try to use the knife again until being more grown', the kid just nods with his head while a tear walks over his face.

tl;dr time to take your autism pills

>GNU/Linux is a home-cooked meal using raw, traceable ingredients

...and if you decide to open a restaurant, you must post all your recipes on the front window

>not being cultured enough to know meat prices
this guy

>Michellin
Seasonal reminder Bridgestone Blizzaks are the best ice radials.
>google it.

Windows is McDonalds

Mac is McDonalds with a fancy napkin

Linux is McDonalds, but you have to build the store.

I agree with this user, macs are definitely like Starbucks in the fact that they pass subpar products off like it's the height of vogue.

Windows and Mac are of similar quality but ones more successfully branded than the other.

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>to know meat prices
Primal cuts are is $15-30
Subprimal are $10-15

For $100 you can get enough meat for you to live for 2 weeks eating like a king
t. I live next to the market and shop daily

per kilo* 1 kg = 2.2 lbs for all retarded amerifats

what does this have to do with technology

>food anology
Hola Sup Forums!

macOS is starbucks.
Windows is mcDonalds
Linux (not counting RHEL) is maruchan eaten by grad students filled with debt.

really, mac is closer to linux than windows

holy shit this

>Windows
eating Chipotle: Good value, lots of stuff inside, popular, not too fancy but leaves you satisfied.
>Mac OS
eating Starbucks food: Overpriced, you don't get a lot for what you pay and you'll end up wanting more.
>Linux
Bunch of leftovers from different meals in a dumpster... with their recipe attached to them.