KNOCK KNOCK

KNOCK KNOCK

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youtube.com/watch?v=qSsRt_1l740
tehlug.org/files/solove.pdf
scholarship.law.gwu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1159&context=faculty_publications
youtube.com/watch?v=ZRDaHhE4c80
youtu.be/gnKuATDRsBs
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>tfw we share a website with "i have nothing to hide" retards

*who the fuck is this?*

HOL UP
THE
FUCKING
DISK
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEE
*gets shot*
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source?

Where can I read the rest?

>sudo rm -rf /

Good. Sup Forums is growing up and is more conservative. Only degenerate cucks with something to hide have anything to fear..

Hello?

youtube.com/watch?v=qSsRt_1l740

>falling for le trolle memes

Here's the rest:

tehlug.org/files/solove.pdf

Fug source?

scholarship.law.gwu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1159&context=faculty_publications

not the same link i pulled it from, but this is it

seriously kys, how can anybody be happy about having less rights. if you honestly are incapable of understanding why this is important even after all of the recent headlines over the years, then you are such a dullard that you never will

Kill yourself. I mean it.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZRDaHhE4c80

>2014+2
>Im okay with having less rights
>2020
>Im okay with having almost no rights
>2030
>having no rights at all sucks, I'm basically a slave now

You and people as retarded as you dig this hole for all of us. So please kill yourself before you can cause any more damage.

>t. Muhammad trying to hide his child porn
You can blame the liberals for all this. Extreme times calls for extreme measures. Until kebab is fully removed, raids and encryption breaking is justified, but cucks and the jews won't allow that..

The Core. Shitty movie with a single scene that has something to do with PCs.

>be on Sup Forums, using my Gentoo rig powered by QUADFIRE 7970s and an i7 2600k, when knock at cave door
>OPEN UP WE'S THE POH LEASE
>push a couple old Pentium 4s against the door (those things are just so damn handy)
>begin waddling towards escape hatch
>BANG BANG BANG
>cops shooting the door, screaming MURIKA FUCK YEAH
>be Canadian, quite confused
>continue waddling as fast as I can
>cops break door down
>they begin sprinting towards me
>one gets caught in my intranet
>fuck that was an expensive cable it's hard to get them that long
>whatever
>cop begins shooting me
>dive behind Fermi pile
>Fermis burst into flames, buying me time
>grab my Thinkpad
>escape hatch blocked by cans
>prepare for final stand
>cop comes around corner
>nail her on the head with my Thinkpad
>Thinkpad 1 SWAT helmet 0
>another cop rounds corner
>shoots me
>absorbed in my fat, bounces off
>this angers me
>release the bear
>Guardian Neckbear leaps from neck and begins biting cop
>throw GNU/Hurd kernel DVDs at him
>he dies from disgust
>cop jumps through can pile
>falls onto my pile of dragon dildos
>runs back out screaming
>jump in my get-away pedovan
>mom runs out of house
>SERGIO COMPUTER NO JUST WERKO
>NOT NOW MOM I'M BUSY
>rev up car
>cop cars begin coming around corner
>speed off
>they chase me
>they have no drivers and crash into poles
>an entire polish parade
>1.7% of the parade survive
>more cops behind me
>NO TIME FOR LOVE, COPPERS
>helicopter appears above me
>it's rotational velociodencity begins to degrade as it comes closer to my giant dog-shapped pedovan
>it bluescreen

Good thing all of my illegal shit is in the cloud

I dont think that many come when they raid you for kiddy fiddler porn.
And thats all they will come for contrary to belief on here that they actually have anything else worth hiding from the cops.

Same sad cunt who posted this on a thread the other day claiming all hotel rooms are rigged with hidden cameras and microphones.

i too, was once a teenager

pretty much this

I AM blaming these neo liberal fascists for this, but saying
>encryption breaking [is] justified
Shows us that you do not belong here. You can not fix the modern worlds problems by breaking encryption or monitoring every human being. All this does is allow people in power to have more power over us.

>b-but terrorists use encryption
The majority of people on this planet use at least one form of encryption.

>b-but the NSA is only hunting terrorists!
Thats why they are monitoring every single person in the US and god knows how many people not linked to terrorism in other countries, right?

>b-but preventing a crime is better than acting after it happened
You cant really "prevent crime", especially not by checking encrypted traffic, also well done preventing all the current big-scale crimes committed.

If you want to be an NSA shill, do it on Sup Forums, where people are retarded enough to believe your weak arguments.

I miss old Sup Forums.

Don't reply, he is a troll.
I know people will always assume anyone who doesn't agree with them is a troll, but you would have to be out of your mind to genuinely be content over losing your rights.

This faggot needs to remove the tinfoil hat and leave mummys house and go into the real world for a while.
Seriously

>the other day
It was two days ago.

>Ive heard it on CNN and fox news, so it must be true.
Only a true American can have such a low IQ.

Also if you are so educated about the topic, why dont we do this? After all it makes as much sense as what you are proposing:

>ALL terrorists breathe air
>Ban oxygen
>???
>Profit

(yes, this is how retarded you sound.)

Whats the difference? you have some serious mental issues.

>you have to be out of your mind to be content over losing your rights
M8, you didn't really check the followup to the Snowden leaks, a few weeks after they happened, right?
A huge part of our lovely, average American retards started shouting that he is wrong and all the NSA is doing is totally justified. Ofc. nothing changed their mind because "they have nothing to hide", not understanding what that phrase actually implies.

Trust me, these people exist. And there is actually a lot of them.

Good to know you have proof they aren't.

Kill yourself.

So you must rattle the amount of medication you need to take.
Arguing over something like that is impossible to prove either way im afraid. Your fucked up brain may not be able to comprehend this amazing fact.
I would however suggest you stop watching conspiracy bollocks.

love this samefagger. Its true though, You really need to leave mummys and get some fresh air/

>normal day in USA
>be caught on tape up to 80 times
>normal day in UK
>be caught on tape up to 300 times
ive been to the UK a few times and its crazy how many bloody cameras they have
and they still have more violent crimes than many other countries in europe.

What's the worst they can do? Rummage though my shit and not put everything back where it was before they fucked with it?

What the hell could I do in that situation anyway? Tell them to leave/not come in if they don't have a warrant. Bitch at them for not wiping their feet and getting mud all over the carpet if they do have one? Demand they replace the door they broke down and probably get put in a choke hold?

It's a bunch of guys with automatic weapons jacked up on steroids. Just don't get in the way of their rampage.

I live in the real world. I'm smart enough to realize that if they're there in the first place then.

1. They're looking for money/drugs/guns/high value shit that's not taxed/stuff they can technically take from you.

or

2. You pissed off someone with money who sent them there.

or

3. You pissed off someone who lied in order to get them to hassle to you. And they're gonna be pissed off when they find out you're broke and not up to anything.

No, you need to kill yourself before you cause any more damage to this world.

Also I think your misunderstood:
for being as retarded as the average on this board
because you clearly don't belong here. If being factually wrong and proud is more important to you than preserving what little is left from your human rights, you might as well get a wife, a few kids and die a happy, ignorant slave one day.

>typical libshit giving up power

Somewhere in the previous decade a person I know happened to purchase a new laptop there at an electronic chain store, and they demanded his name and address as he was making the purchase. It it normal in the UK that you must identify yourself if you're buying something that costs a few hundred quid or more?

>more monitoring
>the still have more crimes
Its... hmm... its as if monitoring people doesn't.... prevent crime?
I know it sounds insane, especially because the news told me that the only way to prevent crime is to monitor EVERYONE.
I'm sure I'm missing something. Can anyone help?

Funny theres no cameras where I live. I think because you visited a major city in the UK (im guessing London) you then believe the whole country is the same.
You really are very stupid.

I think you need to go outside, relax and possibly get bummed. Looking at child porn all day isnt good for you.

kek'd

>implying things that are extremely unlikely, with no evidence.
>implying forgetting about my problems will fix them
Sometimes I wish to be more like you. And I'm actually completely honest at this point, no sarcasms or anything. Stupid people tend to have less problems, because of the inability to see the problem. "Ignorance is bliss" they call it, I think.

doesn't happen in Antikebabland when you pirate :)

Haha so you think you are more intelligent than most?
Yet you still live at home and are on medication.
Sure you are.

>again implying unlikely things without evidence
Yes, Im pretty sure Im more intelligent than you. Also more intelligent than the average. Pointing this out individually, since you are clearly below average.

I forgot to mention that yes, I live at home, in my own apartment. Not on the streets or motel. If you live in a motel or any other place that's not your home, that's fine, I wont judge you on that.

>shut off computer
>Or its already powered off
>Here you go officers, I have nothing to hide
>Computer is fully encrypted
>Cant access any files without the password
>Its too hard to bruteforce
>Nobody has quantum computers
>And if they opened it I would just tell them I have an open wifi making them completely unable to charge me

Kek retards, feels goodman I would completely waste this shitty nonamerican gubirmints time

So with mummy and also you have mental problems hence the medication.
Its a shame, you think you are highly intelligent. You may be but you will never lead or have a decent life.
No companion,job etc, just those youtube videos of 9/11 etc being inside jobs.
Unfortunately im not American so over here normal folk dont live in "motels" . We have our own houses.

If there is evidence, there is crime.
Surveilance creates evidence and increases investigated crime rates.

>implying American
I'm actually German.
>implying with mummy
I already told you that I have my own apartment, m8. I don't know a single married person that lives with their parents.
>no companion
I've been married for 3 years
>job
I've had a job, but I threw it for studying.
>conspiracies
I'm not really interested in those at all, but maybe I should, given a decent ability to filter things that might be true from things that are just bollocks.

Is that enough about me now, or do you want more information?
Because I think its time to get on topic, I don't value any of your opinions anyways.

>having unregistered open wifi access point is illegal.
>they bash you in the head till you tell them the encryption password or put you in jail for some made-up reason if you don't tell it to them after all.

That's how It is done my country.

Torrenting movies and music (not games) is literally legal and so is seeding for everybody except the first uploader.
It pays to be second world.

YOUR MOVE

Factually wrong. If you find a gun on someone, you cant legally assume that he is going to kill someone. If owning a gun is illegal, then you have discovered a crime, not evidence.
The only evidence you can find that could have been used to commit a crime is a crime itself (like owning a gun, or drugs etc.)

You can not lock someone up for saying "lets kill person A" online, because its not a crime. You can only lock people up for committing crimes.

At least not until you take away more of our human rights (like freedom of speech). Then you could make it a crime.

So saying "you can legally prevent crime" is factually wrong. You can however prevent BIGGER crime (lock him up if he has a gun and he probably would have killed someone)
Though recent events show us, that surveillance doesn't help at all. All the information that could have prevented the shooting in France for example was there, in their databases. But they couldn't prevent it anyways. (Amount of information too big, cant lock people up before committing a crime etc.)

I've got a pretty decent article about this, let me see if I can find it.

youtu.be/gnKuATDRsBs

>You can not lock someone up for saying "lets kill person A" online, because its not a crime.
You are a happy man living in a first-world country and saying this.

There is a difference between saying it publicly and in private. If you say it in private the law is on your side, if you say it publicly aka "lets get together and kill someone", then you can get locked up indeed.

Otherwise I would have been locked up for typing "I seriously want to kill you right now" quite a few times to friends.

BOOM

Your friend screenshots the message and goes to police. Pays them some ransom if they don't want to deal with such a stupid case. You are in jail.

Nope, I'm not, because I can prove that I did not have the intend to kill him. I was talking more about automated surveillance systems, like the ones listening to us now. So if a terrorist says to another terrorist "lets kill someone", even if the system finds them and flags them (which almost never happens, since surveillance is not made for crime prevention but more power to the powerful) the police legally cant do anything, because its illegal to listen to "private" traffic here in Germany anyways. Same with France. Until they get the warrant to investigate further the crime has been committed already, most of the times.

Its anyways just theoretical bullshit, since (again) surveillance is not made to prevent crime. The amount of data is way to big to filter out the 0.0000001% of people listened to, that are potential terrorists. That's why you never hear about "terrorist attack prevented" but "we could have prevented the terrorist attack, but the amount of information was too big to see the clear picture"

Only reason that the feds could ever raid me is if I order some drug from Alpha or some shit.

Other than that if they come I'll give them what they want. They will find nothing of interest besides maybe at worse some torrents of games, movies, and etc.

Come in

I realized that 0.0000001% is to BIG of a number. The actual number is much lower, since we are not listening to millions but billions of people.

Luckily I live in a nonshitter yurop country where criminals are well protected, even better than regular citizens in most cased

Okay-

takes too long

>You can not lock someone up for saying "lets kill person A" online, because its not a crime.
wat

Can't they just get you on "Conspiracy to commit murder" charges in your country?

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i dindu nuffin

You forgot /fucko/ in the title

If they are listening to you now Hans then expect a visit .
Then again they are probably too busy with the flood of immigrants. Your country is fast becoming the shithole of Europe.

That's like saying you want censorship and don't mind people being silenced because you have nothing to say.

I want freedom of speech and I want privacy.

I LOVE HOW THEY CAME PREPARED WEARING GASMASKS TO COUNTER user'S STINK AND PISS BOTTLES

What about when Rat gives Aaron Eckhart free calls for life by making sounds with a chewing gum wrapper into Aaron's phone?

That's possible, r-right?

Come on in...

>turn off thinkpad running gentoo
>wake up next morning and see wifi LED blinking
>its off
>wifi led blinking
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

This is what you get for using iwlbotnet instead of glorious ar9285.

tfw hosting loli on home server

>detonates bomb

kek

>sudo rm -rf /

Almost every system will give you a warning and forces you to type some extra shit like:

sudo rm -rf --yes-I-know-what-I-am-doing /

Also this won't help you very much since you files will be way to easy to restore. Every secure way of deleting either takes a lot of time or is about physical destruction.

Cortana Delete Windows

Fuck you. Pedos and terrorists use encryption. Backdoors are totally fine.

>Every secure way of deleting either takes a lot of time or is about physical destruction.
If you use full disk encryption, all you have to do is unmount, overwrite the ~1 MB part of the file system where the keys are stored, and power down.

You could easily script that, and bind the script to an emergency hotkey.

>Good thing all of my illegal shit is in the cloud
>good thing
kek

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

>I'm not a robot :^)

Its just not it without the kawaii jazz

I want copy some pedo porn to your unencrypted partition and call the police. It happened with someone else. Don't worry, he survived though his life destroyed just by the accusation thanks to biased mass.

THIS BETTER BE B8

Probably for the warranty, and so they can try to sell you other shit