I am not a programmer

ITT: We admit we are not programmers and will not ever be programmers and that is okay because there is a lot more to technology.

Now say it!
Own it. Then move on with your life and get to work on other things you can do.

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I'm not a programmer, I can barely piece together a working batch script if I have instructions.

I am an expert cidermaker though. Everyone's good at something.

Except r9k

I'm not a programmer because I'm a sysadmin.
However, a several lines of C code slapped together after hours of lurking at stackoverflow now work as a switcher in a high-availability website cluster for a certain government department.

>I am not a programmer

That's like saying

>I don't know how to cook popcorn

Stop being lazy and learn.

you're not a programmer

I'm not a programmer.

I'm a network administrator/sysadmin for an ISP.

Sometimes I piece bits of stuff together to do things - I should learn but I can't be bothered.

t. pajeet

>implying learning to cook popcorn makes one a cook

nah

But I finished google's coding tutorial in a hundred tries!

I am not a programmer.

My interest in technology was always about what you could do with a thing, not about how it worked. I would rather work with the software and see it used to its full extent rather than try to write it myself. The people who program Adobe Premiere are not the same people making the best movies with it.